Office Memo
TO: Roy Mustang
FROM: Riza Hawkeye
SUBJECT: MEMOS
These memo's aren't for setting up dates. They are for us to use wisely, Cause we are on Speach restriction. You really shouldn't have yelled like that sir!
TO: Riza Hawkeye
FROM: Roy Mustang
SUBJECT: HELL!
How was I to know that Ed would do that?
Okay. It wasn't smart I know I know.
TO: Bastard Colonel
FROM: Edward
This sucks.
I rather Yell at you! I Hate this.
I hate you.
This is all your fault!
Now I'm on office duty!
AND WILL YOU STOP STARING AT MY ASS!
To: Edward
From: Riza
I didn't need to know that the colonel was staring at your ass.
To: Short Edward
From: Handsome Roy.
But you were staringa at mine first! SO It gives me a right to stare at your ass. So where do you want to meet tonight? The usual spot for some coffie?
To: Edward & Roy
From: Havoc
Where's the usual spot? And no wonder Full metal's so short, drinking coffie, jezzz he needs more milk!
To Ed & Roy
From Riza.
GET TO WORK! OR ELSE I'LL SHOOT! NO MORE TALKING ABOUT DATES!
TO Havoc
FROM ED
LIKE HELL I'D DRINK THAT VILE DISGUSTING WHITE SUBSTANCE CALLED MILK! I RATHER DIE! AND WE'RE NOT TELLING YOU WHERE WE MEET! GO TO HELL!
To Mustang's office.
From The Presdent.
From this time forward. There will be no memo's nor speach coming from this office. Edward Elric and Roy Mustang, please disgust your problems somewhere else!
Note: Review?