(A/N I didn't know the Ozian version of Twitter, so I left it as is...Enjoy!)

We are now in your average dorm room suite. Elphaba is seated at her desk, her bed behind her. In the peripheral you can see a pink rug and other hideously girly items...they definitely don't belong to the vlogger.

"Another week another vlog...okay technically it's been two weeks since my last vlog, but give me a break, this is college and college has a lot of work. Not that am I'm complaining, no I've never really actually complained about school work...believe it or not I actually like studying."

"No, what I'm complaining about is the little blonde problem I have."

She turns the camera and we see the other side of the dorm room. Pink bed spread, pink fairy lights, pink pencils, pink mirror...pink threw up on that side of the room.

"No, that's not my stuff, I actually have taste in something that's not pink. My roommate is terrible!"

"I know I said in my last vlog that I was overly dramatic, but I assure you, I'm not. My roommate...let's call her Gigi. Gigi is the most shallow, arrogant, snob I've ever met. All she cares about is her looks and boys...sweetie, we're in college we're here to educate ourselves and find careers not husbands. And also this isn't high school, who the fuck cares if you're popular or not?!"

"Another thing that is the worst, is her voice. It's all babyish and fake as hell...okay so maybe the pitch of her voice is natural, but she talks in this saccharine sweet voice that is obviously so fake...no one is that nice, not even Ness.:

"She's so arrogant, we have one class together and it's taught by this really great professor. His name is Dr. Dillamond and he's a Goat and he's so smart and really cares about what he's teaching. Because he's different though, he can't exactly pronounce Gigi's name properly and every class she brings it up as if it's the most important thing in the world. First of all, your precious name is the last thing he cares about, you're in a damn lecture class with about 50 other people not to mention he teaches other classes too. And second, she didn't even think about why Dr. Dillamond can't pronounce her name...maybe it's difficult for him because he's different."

"And yes, I know that ranting about loathing your roommate is in bad taste, but I actually don't care if she finds this. We equally and openly loathe each other...don't believe it? Well my friends, I have evidence."

"I was perusing Twitter one day...by the way thanks for the lovely follows and tweets I love reading and responding to you guys, anyway, I found her Twitter and the things she says about me..."

"Exhibit A: 'you'd think being a governors daughter would mean a better fashion sense...'"

"Exhibit B: 'Artichoke is being weird again and has her head buried in a book. This is college, why are you studying?!'"

"I'm the artichoke by the way...yeah, my roommates so clever."

"Ooh, this one's from another person."

"'Galinda'" she looks up at camera and makes a face once realizing she's revealed her roommate's name. "'I have no idea how you put up with her, your such a martyr.'

"Her response? 'What doesn't kill you makes you stronger, life always tests us.'

"First of all, there's a difference between your and you're. And second if you weren't so shallow, you'd realize that I've actually done nothing wrong except exist...yeah.

So that's what I've had to deal with."

Bing!

She looks down at her phone and smiles.

"Tweet alert from Galinda, 'hate is such a strong word, I prefer loathe. I loathe my horrendible roommate.'"

"Oh, I am so responding to that! 'Back at ya!' She speaks aloud as she typed the tweet out. "Do you guys think I should add an emoji?"

She gives it a thought.

"Nah. Okay well I need to edit and upload this before I have to get class at noon, so I will see you guys next time. Oh and I've been getting a lot of requests for a question and answer video. It'll probably be my next video so ask me a question in the comments below and I'll answer them in my next video."

(A/N If you guys would like to ask 'Elphaba' a question please do so! I'll combine some made up ones and yours and it'll be like a real vlog Q&A!)