(A/N Thanks for reading and leaving questions. It was really fun trying to get into modern Elphies brain but also using her personality from the musical to answer these. I hope I'm making her seem as real as possible...I feel if we knew Elphaba as a vlogger on YouTube, she would be like this. Let me know if you like her and this story and if I need to make any changes. Also, I will be doing another Elphaba Q&A in the future, so make sure to leave any questions!)


We see Elphaba sitting on her bed, legs crossed indian style. She's wearing black leggings and a long grey tank top.

"Hello friends! Thank you for all of the wonderful questions, I tried my best to get all of them in, there were a lot and some of them were the same questions asked by different people so I did have to condense them. Anyways, let's get started.

"Question 1 is from Lucyinthesky, she says. 'Hi Elphaba, I love your vlogs they are so interesting. I just wanted to know what's your favorite book?

"Thanks for watching Lucyinthesky. I'm a huuuggee book nerd if you could tell from my full shelf." She points to the bookshelf by her bedside, overflowing with books. "I actually have several favorites. It really depends on the genre. My current favorite is The Prisoner of Vinkus. It's a historical fiction about a girl who gets enslaved and is taken to the castle of Vinkun royalty. There she meets a prince and they fall in love. It's one part romance, two parts thriller, and one part historical, I definitely recommend it!"

"Question 2 is from EllethAngeles. She asks 'I couldn't help but notice that you're in your freshman year of college, yet you are 20. Why is that?'

I did mention in an earlier vlog that the reason my dad sent me to Shiz is to look after my sister. I did attempt to go to the junior college in Munchkinland, but I couldn't exactly afford it, my Dad didn't want me at a junior college saying that it was for low class people…which I found really dumb. And before you respond and bring up the fact that there is a such thing as financial aid, that wasn't an option for me; because my dad is governor, we make too much for me to receive any sort of grants or need based scholarships. Although I was working and paying most of my own bills after I graduated high school, I was still living at home, so I wasn't able to file as independent meaning I didn't get anything. My dad refused to pay for my college out of pocket, so I was stuck. I hope that explains it for you.

"Question 4 was from several different people. 'Do you think Galinda has seen your vlogs?' Yes she has, because the day after I posted my loathing vlog, little miss priss was huffing and puffing like an angry toddler. Also, this amazing tweet right here. 'Unfortunately, there people still stuck in jr. High here at Shiz. Making videos to ur imaginary friends is unbecoming!' Isn't she a peach?!"

"Question 5 is from ToddrickAlthea. 'When will we see Galinda in your vlogs?' Hopefully never. I don't want to submit your poor souls to her!"

"Question 6 is from Oonarayne. 'Do you think people can grow up?' If you mean physically, yes people grow up...it's science, it happens. If you mean mentally, then no. Unfortunately, I've learned the hard way that close minded people really never grow up. It's not the happiest thought, but it's reality.

"Question 7 is from several people. 'Did you switch your major to sorcery?' No, I haven't. I do admit that I did think about it. In the end I've chosen to double major in environmental science and sorcery. It gives me a chance to do both and once I graduate I'll hopefully have a better chance at finding a job.'

"Question 8 is from RayenMiljo. 'In your first vlog you said animals twice? Was that purposeful?' It was. If you weren't taught, there is a difference between animals, spelled with a lowercase a and Animals, spelled with an uppercase A. Animals uppercase, are like Dr. Dillamond. He's a goat, however he does possess the ability to speak and is bipedal. Animals uppercase are basically just like us except they have fur and genetically are a little different. animals lowercase, are like chicken on a farm, they cluck and don't possess the ability to speak. Their genetics are also very different from Animals uppercase. If you want to learn more, I definitely recommend the book 'Walking Through the Forest' by Anson Linus, it's really informative and will probably explain it better than I can."

"Question 9 is from LindaG" she looks up at camera with a smirk already knowing who this question is from. "LindaG asks, 'Elphaba, are you a virgin?' First of all LindaG, I want to thank you for your wonderful question albeit a little personal. I also want to applaud you on your cleverness. And I will respond to that question with its none of your business. My romantic life and my sex life are nobodies business but mine and my partner."

"Question 10 is from AnnekeKnight. 'What is your biggest regret?' I try not to regret too much in my life only because it really only holds you back, but if I had to choose, it would be missing out in big events in my life because I was to 'ashamed' to go. I didn't go to my prom, because I was too shy and uncomfortable, same goes for my high school graduation."

"Question 11 is from HadrickHayes. 'What do you think is your biggest flaw and your best trait?' So I'm going to give you a long answer and look at this question introspectively. My biggest physical flaw, is obviously the green skin. Emotional slash mental flaw is that I have the tendency of letting my emotions run the show. I don't really filter what I feel from what I should do, and it often gets me into trouble. Best physical trait, I would say is my athleticism. When I'm not studying or reading or taking care of Nessa I love running and working out. It also doesn't hurt that I've been taking care of my sister since I was 8 which means I've carried Ness up and down stairs…I mean these guns are all thanks to Ness!" She flexes her arms and shows the toned muscles of her biceps. "Best emotional slash mental trait is that I'm really driven and goal oriented. If I set a goal, I make it my priority to achieve it and I don't let things get in my way of it."

"Question 12 is from Airhawk19. 'A personal suggestion, find a quiet secluded spot you can go to for solitude and take up an active hobby to blow off steam (swordsmanship and singing works for me). Anyway, my question is, if you had a choice to either look into the future or change one thing in the present, what would you choose?'

Thanks for the suggestion Airhawk19. I'm actually thinking of taking up yoga since I do like running and working out. I think it should work to keep me zen...who knows. As for your question, that's a tough one...both are options that would really help me. I suppose I'd want to look into my future. I want to see if I've achieved what I set out to do and see if I'm successful...and when you think about it, once you know what's in your future, you can always change your path since it's not set in stone yet…"

"Question 13 is from anoreoforelphie…hmmm, interesting name. 'If you could do ANYTHING with your life, what would you do? (What career would you have, where would you live, etc.) Also, can you please pull a prank or something on your roommate and vlog it? Thanks!'

If I could do anything with my life, If we're talking anything as in reality out the window…I would probably want to travel the world. I never really had the chance to travel much when I was growing up so that would be really cool. I'd love to spend time learning about different cultures and live with different tribes or in different cities.

As for the second part of your question, that's going to be hard especially since she does watch my vlogs…besides I would never be that petty." She gives a wink to the camera, hinting at what may come next.

"Last question, question 14, is from several people. 'Will we ever see Nessa in your vlogs?' It's really up to her. I try not put unwilling people in my vlogs because they didn't choose to put their lives on , Ness is quite timid so I think she'll have to break out of her shell a little bit before she'll be comfortable in front of the camera."

Thank you for all of the wonderful questions. Next video will be a regular video...umm I think I might interview Dr. Dillamond if he's willing...if not I'll just do something else. Thanks for watching, bye!"