Note: Both Orenji Yoh-chan and Shingo-sama have made this dribble. Yes they are this evil.
Roy had been minding his own business on his day off. He wasn't in his normal Military wear, cause it was his day off after all and who'd want to wear a uniform on their day off. But that didn't stop him from being attacked off guard. Roy should have known when he first saw the short Red-haired girl with green eyes that she wasn't normal. The girl's red hair was in a long braid, longer then Full Metal's braid (Roy noted), the girl worn long black baggie jeans, waist of her pants hugging her slim hips, pants and a V collared black blouse with sleeves that cut off at the elbows. Her braid was in a ribbon cross wrap, the ribbon was red. As for make up she had mascara and black eyeliner only. It made her look kind of scary. But Roy wasn't expecting her to attack him! Before he knew it He was tied up and being dragged unconscious to a very secret place.
Psychic Fan Girls Attack
Earlier that Day
The girl that had walked through the door had a slender, elegant form and a soft, loving face with carefree hazel-green eyes. Her silky, dirty-blonde hair fell about her skin every time she took a step. She turned to them and wore a childish type of grin, and a spunky twinkle in her eye that showed she could be a complete tomboy as well. She adjusted her small, black-framed glasses on her petite nose, "Hello! SHI-CHAN!" she cried happily as she hugged the person in front of her. When she released the person from her grasp, she straightened out her ruffled, orange shirt. While she was at it, she also pulled on her black hip-huggers and tapped the head of her black boots on the hard wooden floor.
The other person was also female; she tried to have a scolding expression on her usually overzealous and overreacting personality. She was very short for her age, only 5'3", and easily got mad from anyone who called her short. But for being short she could pack a punch if you asked a friend. Her long red hair was in a long braid that reached the middle of her back and was in a cross ribbon. Ribbon started at the top of her braid and wrap crossed to the red hair tie, the ribbon was red. Her clothing was black, baggie jeans that hugged against her waist but bagged out at her legs. Her blouse had a V collar, Sleeves that ended at her elbows and was black. Her shoes were white which was the odd thing about her outfit. The shoes weren't completely white, they looked worn and old, and the back and side was sparkly silver. She was wearing very little make-up, only mascara and black eyeliner around her bright green eyes that held a spark of evilness in them. "Your late Yoh-chan! " The girl scolded.
"Shi-Chan! I'm so sorry!" Yoh-chan cried dramatically and the red head sighed and hugged her friend. "It's okay! I didn't mean to yell. I just wanted to get our planning done!" Yoh-chan immediately cheered up and smiled. "Okay!" Shi-Chan is really Shingo-sama, who only lets some people call her Shi-Chan, namely Yoh-chan. "Okay, who do you want to tie up, Ed, Roy, Envy, Havoc, Fury, Riza, or... Armstrong?" Shi-Chan said, "You only can pick one, I don't have enough room for everyone!" Yoh-chan whined because she wanted everyone, but Armstrong. " Okay I call Edward!" Shingo whined but then smirked. "Okay! I get Roy! Hee hee" But then stared at her friend as she started mumbling about how hot Edward was. "YOH! Lets go! We will meet back here! Make sure that Ed's with you!" Shingo said and left to find Roy.
Location: Edward.
Edward walked down the empty street, sighing contently. He looked up at the night sky and watched as they twinkled brightly in the dark sky. No one was around, and he though all was safe until he heard something snap behind him. He turned quickly his blonde braid whipped him in the process, only to see that nothing was there. He blinked and shrugged it off and turned back around, only to be greeted by someone he never expected.
The girl in front of him had a slender, elegant form and a soft, loving face with carefree hazel-green eyes, which peered out from behind her small, black-framed glasses that sat on her petite nose. Her silky, dirty-blonde hair fell about her skin as she inched closer to him. She stared at him and wore a childish type of grin, and a spunky twinkle in her eye that showed she could be a complete tomboy as well.
He took a step back and looked at her for a while before turning around and walking the opposite way in a rather face pace. Suddenly, strong arms grabbed him from behind and held him close. He looked up at the girl and growled in protest. "What the hell do you want?" He asked through gritted teeth. She smiled brightly down at him, "Hello! My name is Yoh Mikan! Are you Edward Elric?"
"Yes... I am… What's it to you?" He asked as he struggled against her hold. "Oh! The famous Fullmetal Alchemist!" She squealed as she hugged him tighter. "Please, please come with me!" She asked, jumping up and down. He immediately spun around to face her and growled once again. "No way in hell. I don't even know you!" He shouted as he pried free from her grasp and began to storm away. She pouted and jumped him from behind.
The last thing he remembered, was him hitting the ground and laughter, before all went blank... When he awoke, he found himself tied up in an unfamiliar area.
Before and After Edward Woke Up
Roy woke up and the first thing he noticed that he was in a basement, it was oddly nice for being a basement. There were two girls standing there and talking animatedly. Then the familiar red head noticed that he was wake. "Ahhh! Colonel Mustang! Nice to see that you're awake." The girl stood up and the first thing Roy noticed was that she was about Ed's size. Roy looked around and noticed that he was tied up to Edward on a velvet couch. Edward was out cold, unfortunately for Roy. Roy smirked when he thought of a 'short joke' for the red head. "My my! I didn't see you down there! You're so small compared to the couch. " The girl twitched. "WHO ARE YOU CALLING SO SMALL THAT SHE CAN'T SEE TO TYPE OVER A KEYBOARD?" The girl yelled. "By the way, my name is Shingo Nihao. "
Roy raised an eyebrow. Is she related to Fullmetal? "Do you think it's wise to tell your victim your name? I could report you to the -" Shingo smirked a 'Roy' smirk. "Who says we're letting you go?" Shingo looked over at Edward and noticed that Edward was starting to wake up.
Yoh smiled over at Shingo and nodded as a sign that she would take care of things. She plopped down next to the blonde and began to poke his head repeatedly until he finally woke up completely. "What..? Stop poking me, you freaking bi-" "Edward! You're awake! That's good, I thought I was too hard on you!" She said as she hugged him tightly.
"Heh, poor Edward." Shingo said with a giggle, her serious look went to her happy go lucky mode. "So Roy-kun, you don't have to worry, I'll be kind to you!" Roy kept his 'calm' look, but deep down was struck with horror as the short (Twitch) girl hugged him gently and then kissed him on the cheek. "You know what! Roy-kun! You and Edward always make such good couples in my fan fictions!" Shingo said in an excited voice. What the hell? She was all moody now she's giddy! Maybe she has a short complex like Edward... Shingo blinked at Roy's reaction.
Edward, who had over heard this, shot a glare at Shingo. "What are you talking about? And who the hell are you talking to..?" Yoh giggled and snuggled down next to him, twirling his blonde locks around her fingers. "You, silly! You know what we're talking about! Don't be scared!" She said, smiling up at him. He growled and went to snap a comment back at her before something caught his eye. "So… that's who you were talking to! I didn't think you'd be caught so easily, Colonel Mustang." He said coolly.
"This girl took me by surprise I'm afraid that she is very clever, not to mention might have a severe complex problem like a certain short blonde I know. " Roy said, insulting both Shingo and Edward at the same time. " I didn't have my gloves on me and I think she hit me with a metal bat. " Shingo growled and then smirked. "Actually I believe it was a pole I found in an alleyway! BUT! First! WHO ARE YOU SAYING HAS A SHORT ISSUE?" Shingo growled in her evil mode again.
Edward began to thrash from where he was sitting; throwing insults, threats, and curses at the older man. Yoh grabbed him and tried to pull him down, but failing miserably. "Who do you think you are, you bastard of a Colonel? When I get out of here, I swear I'm going to kill you!" He shouted, his cheeks growing red from how angry he was. Yoh eventually pulled him down and kissed the top of his head, which temporally froze him. She smirked and pulled him into a hug, cradling him like a small child. "Shh... It's ok, Ed-kun! Don't let that meanie Colonel bug you again!" She cooed.
"'If you get out of here.'" Roy said mockingly and smirked. Shingo smiled and went to get something. Then came back with a brush, make-up, and hair supplies. "As for punishment we shall put make up on Roy!" Shingo said with an optimistic tone. The red-haired girl placed the stuff on a lightly decorated table next to the two males. "You want to play too, Yoh-chan?"
Yoh grinned and looked over at Edward, who shook his head no with much enthusiasm. She looked over at Shingo and nodded eagerly. Edward groaned and watched as Yoh bounced over to her friend and eyed the make-up. "I get to do Roy's make-up and hair!" When she turned to Roy, she frowned. "That is... if I can grab it and do something with it. Why don't you take a lesson from Edward and make your hair nice and long! It'd be hot!" She said, playing with his black hair. Edward sniggered and eyed him. "Yea, Mustang. Be more like me."
Roy glared at the young blonde. "Yeah, when I'm 12 again, maybe I will. Oh and to mention short! And HELL NO to the make-up!" Roy said and started wiggling around. "I am a man! Not a woman! I'm sure it's okay to put it on Fullmetal! He's so feminine that it makes sense!" Shingo blinked. "Okay you get Roy." Shingo grinned and looked evilly at Edward. "Well Yoh! Since you get Roy's make-up and hair, I get Ed's!" Shingo laughs evilly and picked up the brush. "Yohie, if Roy had long sexy black hair, I'd be playing with it! I'm obsessed with playing with other people's hair!" Shingo smiled widely. "If that's okay with you! Yoh-chan?"
"Only you would notice that I'm feminine, Roy. At least I exercise and do something in my life." Edward shot at the older man. Yoh, who had to pin Roy down in order to apply a layer of ruby lipstick, looked over at Shingo and nodded. "Oh yes, of course! I don't mind! Though, I bet he'd be a lot easier to handle! Roy's is putting up a fight!" She exclaimed as she pushed Roy back down and tried to put on some deep burgundy blush. Edward looked up at Shingo and grinned nervously. "Uh... you won't do this to me, right? Besides, I like how I look!" He cried, actually starting to feel very afraid of these two crazed fan girls.
"Ohh, but Edo-Chan, that'd be no fun!" Shingo said as she pounced on the poor boy and took his hair tie. She gently unraveled his braid and started brushing his hair. She picked up some Anti-frizz that smelled like apples and put a dab into the palm of her hand. She then gently spread it through Edward's long honey-colored hair. Then brushed it again. "Hmmm how should I put this up?" She asked Yoh-chan and smirked at Roy's make-up job. Shingo then picked up two black ribbons from her pile of hair supplies. "Ya know Edo-Chan, as long as you don't fight like Roy. You won't get hurt!" Shingo said in a too happy tone as she brushed and parted his hair into two sections.
Edward sniffled as he looked over at Roy and Yoh. Yoh was now literally sitting on Roy's body and forcing the make-up on him. Edward nodded slowly and mumbled a 'yes' and allowed her to 'play' with his hair. Yoh, meanwhile, was on a rampage. She forced down the deep blue eye shadow and black mascara on his eyelashes. "Now stay still or else it'll poke your eye ball and make you cry!" She shouted at him, leaning down towards his face.
Shingo carefully put Edwards hair into two separated buns with a short pigtails coming out of middle of the buns. Then she picked up some of her gel like glitter and put it in the buns, making sure she didn't ruin her masterpiece. "Hmmm, " She tied one of the black ribbons on each of the buns. "There! All done!" Shingo declared victoriously.
Edward blinked and tried to look up at his hair, but failed at that attempt. He sighed and looked down at Roy and sweat dropped, seeing at his poor state. Yoh had small ponytails all around his head and had very heavy make-up on. He wore a scowl and looked up at Yoh, who was still looking through the cosmetics. She took a glance at Edward and grinned. "Aw! You look so cute, Edward! Daisuki-desu!" She cried. Edward blushed and looked around, grumbling.
Roy groaned and had long since given up. "Yohie! I still need to do his makeup!" Shingo whined and then picked up a light lipstick. "Yohie You did a very good job on Roy-Chan! Right Edo-Chan!" Shingo cheered happily as she put the light lipstick on Edward and then put down the lipstick and picked up a purple eye shadow.
Edward mentally kicked himself for not putting up a fight like Roy, but learned to deal with it. Yoh looked over at Edward and squealed. "Oh! Purple will look good on him!" She exclaimed, jumping up and down on Roy. "Won't he, Roy-Chan?" Edward groaned and then looked up at Shingo with hate-filled eyes. "I hate you... And what's up with 'Edo-Chan' it makes me sound stupid."
Roy hymphed and glared at Shingo. "You shouldn't call a tall person like me 'Roy-Chan'. It is only insulting you and Fullmetal. You should be calling me Roy-kun or Roy-san, or even Roy-sama. " Shingo clearly twitched and her expressions darkened scaring both Roy and Edward. "I CAN CALL YOU WHAT EVER I WANT! AND THAT IS SHINGO-SAMA TO YOU TOO! AND I AM NOT SHORT! Oh and Edo. YOU SHOULDN'T USE THE WORD 'HATE' TO EVERYONE! IT'S A STRONG WORD YA KNOW! IT COULD GET YOU INTO A LOT OF TROUBLE!" Edward's eyes were wide as the red haired girl continued ranting and quickly applied his make-up on. "Damn it! Guys are so cocky. You two are SO lucky that I'm a big fan."
Edward shot a glare at Roy and scowled. "You stay out of this Roy. It's your fault we got into this damn mess." Yoh jumped up from her seat and ran over to Edward, nuzzling her cheek with his. "Aw, it's ok, Edward-Chan! I still love you!" She chimed, grinning like an idiot. "Don't call me -Chan! It's -San! I should get the same respect as Roy!" He shouted, thrashing in his seat again. "Fine, fine. Edward-SAN." She rolled her eyes.
Shingo rolled her eyes and looked at Edward. "Well Edward-bozu, you are the same age as us, I believe." Roy lost his smirk. "Wait. Your 15. I GOT KIDDNAPED BY 15 year olds!" Roy shouted. The Redhead finished off Ed's make up with a pale blush and looked at Roy. "You couldn't tell?" Shingo said and stood up. "No, not really since everyone here but me is a small." Shingo glared at Roy and then smiled. "Roy-san, why do you say such cocky things?" She says smoothly.
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To be continued...