Chapter 6 ~ Final Chapter
Hi guys! I finally updated this story... sorry about that. Anyway this is the last chapter, I decided to make it six instead of seven chapters. I hope you enjoy!
I do not own Fullmetal Alchemist or Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood
Previously on a Homunculi adventure:
"Now either Envy or Lust will move on to the final. The person with the longer time and who will face off against Greed in the final challenge is..."
Envy and Lust waited for Roy to spit out the answer.
"Drum roll, please!" Roy laughed, knowing the suspense was killing them.
"Just get on with it!" Envy yelled.
Roy laughed and nodded, "Okay, the person facing off against Greed in the finale is ENVY!"
"Yes!" Envy laughed an evil laugh, "Haha! In your face, Lust!"
Lust frowned, "Well good luck GREED. I hope you win. Plus, Envy, I'm too good for these stupid challenges anyway," She smiled and got on a boat and left the island.
"Okay then, so it's Envy vs. Greed," Al declared.
Envy smiled at Greed, "Good luck."
"Thanks, but I don't need it," Greed laughed.
"Alright I'm sure you're dying to know your challenge," Roy chuckled. "And let me tell you, this is a good challenge."
Envy smiled at the sound of that. Greed just nodded.
"The challenge is to…" Roy continued, "Find Fullmetal's weakness! In addition, you will film your plan, and we will have everyone vote on which video was funnier, better, and more entertaining. Then we will have a winner. Bonus points for embarrassing him!" He burst out laughing.
"What!?" Ed yelled, "We didn't agree to this!"
"Oh, well this is my competition," Roy was still laughing.
... Later that day...
Greed's plan:
Fight Fullmetal and yell short jokes...
"Hi," Greed spoke to the camera. "I believe that Fullmetal's weakness is not winning a fight. He is so used to being the hero and... winning. So I'm going to fight him using the ultimate shield and yell
about how short he is the whole fight." He smiled as he told his plan to the camera.
"Hey, pipsqueak! Oh no I sound like Envy," Greed laughed.
"Don't call me a pipsqueak!" Ed yelled.
"Fine then!" Greed yelled back, "Let's fight!"
The two began to fight. Greed used his ultimate shield for all the attacks, and Edward quickly got annoyed by all the time he was called short.
"Was that six or seven times now?" Ed asked.
Greed shrugged and continued with his attacks. After about 20 minutes of fighting, they both got bored, and Greed told Ed that the fight was his video for the competition.
...Even later that day...
Envy's plan: Shape shift into Winry and trick the pipsqueak.
"Hi, voters!" Envy smiled at the camera, "Vote for me! I'm shaping into Winry. She's the pipsqueak's love interest. I hope you enjoy the show."
Envy shape-shifted into Winry and headed to Edward's room (Roy's boat had a room for Ed in it).
Ed soon walked into the room to change his shirt for fighting with Greed it had become all sweaty.
"Oh Ed!" Envy-Winry flung himself/herself at Edward "Hi!"
"Hi Winry, when did they bring you here?" Ed asked
"They let me come on a few minutes ago when you were fighting Greed." She explained, "I asked if you had a room, and they told me it was in the ship." Envy-Winry smiled.
"I'm so glad you came," Edward kissed him/her.
'Gross!' Envy thought as she almost threw up. But, being Winry, Envy kissed back.
Ed picked up Envy-Winry from where he/she sat on the floor, and put him/her on his bed. They sat facing each other.
From how Ed was acting, Envy knew he had no clue she was really not Winry. "My shirt
got wet from the boat water," Envy-Winry went on, "Do you mind if I change it?"
"No, I don't mind," Edward blushed.
Envy was dying of laughter on the inside. Edward watched as he pulled two shirts from a drawer. One for himself because of the fight and one for Winry. Edward also made a big show of taking off his shirt and showing his muscles.
Envy-Winry laughed, "Aww Ed. You're so cute!"
Edward blushed again.
"Can you close your eyes when I change mine?" He asked.
He did as he was told.
"Keep them closed I have a surprise for you," Envy-Winry told him.
He nodded.
"Can you say.. I never that you were that dumb pipsqueak!" Envy laughed changing into his normal self.
Edward's eyes immediately flew open! "What? ENVY!" Ed yelled. He couldn't believe he had fallen for that.
Envy turned off the camera. "I think I just won," he laughed and ran out of the boat.
.. Even more later on that same day..
Many people had watched both videos. Roy was letting voting stay open for an hour. Once the hour was up, the votes were counted.
"Looks like we had a winner and by a landslide!" Roy announced.
Envy and Greed both smiled at each other.
"The winner is," Roy went on, "the person with the funniest video and the most votes goes to... drum-roll, please.. It is pretty obvious because I, myself watched this video about ten times! Without further ado, the winner is... ENVY! Congratulations!"
Envy cheered. "Yes! I won! I beat you all! I'm the best!"
No one really clapped, because it was the Homunculi. Still, Envy felt like he was on the top of the world.
"Good job, you deserved it with that video," Greed told Envy.
"Thanks," Envy chuckled.
Edward glared at Envy. And Envy shape-shifted into Winry again, laughed, and then returned to himself.
Everyone got on the boat and was taken away from the island. Envy smiled. Today was a good day. And with that, the competition was over. :)
Hope you all enjoyed this chapter! And yay Envy won! Sorry if you did not want Envy to win, but he is my favorite :) ( if you couldn't tell XD). And sorry it took me forever to write this, I had so many ideas and I didn't know what I should do for the very last challenge. I hoped you liked that challenge. I tried to be more creative with it. Let me know if you liked the chapter. And I might be writing a crossover since both of my stories are done. So I guess stay tuned. Thanks for all your support through the whole story! Have a amazing day! ~Fawfulrox