Note: This story is now being written by Yoh, Shingo, and Anime Monster!
Envy was walking down an alley in Central looking for someone to bother. He perfered to find Chibi-San and make fun of him, watching him react to comments about his height was one of the funnest things the sin could do. Suddenly he stops when he sees a teenaged girl sitting on a trashcan playing Solitare.
The girl looked or atleast acted like she was 17 years of age. Her hair was a wavy brown fading gold color, and reached the middle of her back was tied back in a high pony-tail. Her bright green-gray eyes could be seen over rimless glasses that disappeared into her hair line. Her black jeans were slightly tighten over her high heeled boots, her black "pulp fiction" T-shirt could be seen from the open zippered sweater (black) that weighted heavily in the front pocket, best guesses were the heavy object was a simple portable cd player.
He shrugs and walks over to her. She plays the Ace of Spades. It had a red lipsticky kiss in the center. It looked like she had won. Restacking her cards she turned to Envy and said, "The kiss of death." Confused he asks, "Nani!"
"My Ace of Spades with the kiss, the kiss of death," she said simply dealing out the cards again. The Ace of Spades is the first card. "My lucky card."
Envy began to back away, there were just some people you didn't bother, and freaks that considered the death card to be their lucky card, were some of them. "Where do you think you're going?" she replied. "Ano, home, I think I hear my mom calling for me," Envy replied. "I hear nothing but the wind, Envy," she said as she threw a large gunny sack over him. She whistles as she walks over to Shingo and Yoh's. Knocking she waits for an answer. When one comes up she says, "I heard you guys were having a party. I brought a favor."
Fan Girls Attack Part 3
The doorbell rang and Yoh jumped up from her spot, skipping over to the door and answering it. Her face lit up and hugged the person in front of her. "Anime-san!" She exclaimed, dragging her in. "So, did you get me a present? Huh? Did you, did you, did you?" She asked, bouncing up and down excitingly. "Shi-chan! It's Anime-san! She got me a present, right Anime-san!" She beamed over at her.
Shingo got up from her spot, quickly looked over to make sure Ed and Roy were still cuddling, but they were sleeping. She quickly glomped Anime-san. "HIYA!" She closed the door and relocked it. Shingo noticed the heavy looking bag and stared at it. "Ooooohhh What's in it!" Shingo said in wonder, wanting to open the bag.
Anime-san sit down the bag for Shingo and Yoh to open. Envy pops out looking freaked and screams from the top of his lungs. "NANI! WHERE THE HELL AM I!" This wakes up a very angry Ed and very shocked Roy.
Edward groaned and turned over, looking at Envy. His golden eyes widened before jumping up and running behind the couch and peeking over the top. "Envy? What the hell!" He screeched, pointing over at him. Yoh blinked and glomped Envy, jumping up and down. "Yay! Envy-kun! Envy-kun! Yay! Thank you Anime-san!" Yoh squealed, nuzzling Envy's cheek with hers.
Roy quickly got up and put on his boxers and pants. Then went behind the couch with Ed. Shingo also glomped with the very shocked and over excited Envy. "THANK YOU! Anime-san!" Shingo nuzzled her head Inbetween Envy's neck because she couldn't nuzzle his face. She was too short. "Envy is so hot!" Shingo Squees and clings the poor Humonculi.
"Your welcome, minna-chan," Anime Monster said. Then she glanced at Ed and Roy, "Oh are you two feeling neglected." Walks over and scratches the top of their heads like cats. "Oh, and don't squeeze him too hard, don't want him to pop." She smiled at Envy's bewildered look. "Be a good sin."
Yoh nodded her head and grinned over at Envy with big eyes. "We're going to take good care of you, Envy-kun!" She said, hugging him. Edward looked over at his pants and glared at Roy, seeing that they both forgot about him and his clothing. "Roy, you're the only one with clothes, now go and get mine." He demanded, pointing towards his clothing.
Roy smirked and wraped his arms around Edward. "Why Edward would I want to do that?" Roy said and captured the blonde's lips. Shingo unclings herself from Envy. Then Shingo smirks and picks up Edwards clothing. Then sneaks off somewhere and hides them. She comes back with 6 sodas puts three of them on the coffie table and then gives the other two to Yohie and Anime-san. She opens her soda and takes a sip.
Anime-san pups top to soda and inserts a straw from her pocket, taking a sip (funny thing I'm really drink cola from a can with a straw right now). Envy grabs a soda and downs it in one gulp. He grabs another and repeats. "Envy slow down, you're going to get hyper," Anime-san spits out from behind her soda. "Too late," she amends as Envy tackles Ed and Roy to the ground.
Edward flailed his arms around, trying to smack the hyper-active Envy off of him. "Envy, go away! Go.. go play with Shingo!" He shouted, as he continued to shove Envy and run away. Yoh blinked and watched, a mall smile on her lips. "This is getting exciting.."
Shingo bit her lip to keep herself from falling on the floor laughing. " I wonder if Envy noticed that Ed's naked?" Shingo giggled out as Roy crawed away from the soda-high Sin and sit on the couch watching his love cope with the hyper sin.
"You know, I don't think he's realized that Ed's nakie," Anime Monster said. "If he did, he'd probably bonk Ed senseless. Really I feel sorry for Roy, his love is being stolen by a hyperactive sin." Envy suddenly stopped and looked at Ed. Than he touched Ed and said in a very hyperactive voice, "Chibi-chan's Nakie." Then he licked Ed's cheek.
Edward stared up at the humonculi and blushed, wiping the saliva off his cheek. "That's disgusting! And yes, I'm naked, now get off!" He yelled, ignoring the fact that Envy had called him chibi. Yoh's eyes grew big as she looked over at her friends, beaming. "Three-some!" She chirped. "Ed, Envy, and Roy can have a three-some!" Edward looked as if he was going to puke.
Roy hid in a "closet" and locked the door. He swiched on the lights to find out that it was a bedroom, with a nice king sized bed and a small frige. The small frige was filled with soda, and snacks were in all of the dresser drawers. Only one real drawer was filled with women's clothing. Shingo blinked and looked at her bedroom door. "Yohieeeee he went into my room!" Shingo whined and clinged onto her friend. As sounds of struggling went off in the backround.
Edward looked over at the room where Roy went into and frowned, all hope disappeared. "Oh right! Abandon me with a crazy psycho-path, why don't you!" He screamed, kicking his feet lightly. Yoh arched a brow. "Why would he go in your room?" She asked.
Shingo frowned and looked at the door; Anime-san blinked and stared at the door also. "I have no clue. AH! MY cloths!" Shingo Yelled as Roy carried out a bunch of clothing from Shingo's room. All of it was black, purple, or Red, but one piece of clothing. A bright lacey pink, kind of see through dress. Shingo twiched when she saw the dress. Roy grined like a mad man. " I wonder what I could do with these." Roy said as he put them on the couch. "Yohie! He has my clothing!"
Yoh stared at the clothing and eyed Roy. "What are you doing with those?" She asked, while Edward screamed in the background. "Yea, what are you doing with those! You were supposed to help me, you bastard! Unless.." He froze and frowned. "You don't like me anymore, do you?" He asked, looking up at Envy. "You're heavy."
"Guys in drag are sexy," Anime-san said completely calm.
Envy hung onto Ed as Ed kicked and struggled, "I'd love to see you in that pink number, chibi-kawaii. I think they have the right idea, a three-some," he whispered into Ed's ear, using a very sexy bedroom voice.
Anime-san rooted through the pockets of her coat and pants until she found a bunch of pixie sticks. She opened one and swallowed the sugar in one gulp. Anime-san whispered to Shingo and Yoh, "Do you think you can keep them in while I run out to my car? I got a box full of kinky toys that could be fun and more pixie sticks."
Shingo laughed and nodded. She letted Anime-san run out to her car, and quickly locked the door behind her, before the boy's got any idea's. But they were to buzy dressing Edward into Shingo's cloths. Shingo bit her bottom lip, when they dressed Edward into her good black, tight jeans, black sting-sleeved top, and fish net top that went over the black top. Yohie drooled and Shingo whined, but mentally drooling.
Anime-san knocked on the door a box now under her arm. "IF YOU TWO ARE DONE DROOLING AND WHINING PLEASE OPEN THE DOOR BEFORE I GET MURDERED BY RABID FANGIRLS!"
Shingo unlocked the door, pushed Anime-san in, and relocked the door. The Sin and Roy were dressing Edward into another of Shingo's clothing. Shingo smirked as they put on the pink dress. "This might be Ed's color " Roy said as he zippered up the dress. Envy nodded as he fixed the dress on the annoyed shrimp.
Anime-san walked over to were the Sin and Colonel were putting the pink dress on Ed and handed Envy the box, before she sat a box of pixie sticks on the table. Envy opened the box and went wide eyed. He pulled out a lether thong and a spiked dog collar and looked at Anime-san like she waws insane, which she was. Envy put the dog collar on Ed and handed a leash to the man, before shifting himself into Roy. He pulled out a length of leather rope and a leather muzzle with a red gag ball attached and looked at Ed with a smirk.
Shingo blinks, then bursts out laughing. Roy smirked and raised an eye brow. Shingo picks up her clothing and throws them back into her room. Then grabs another soda and sits on the couch to watch the men torment poor Ed.
Anime-san smiles devilishly as she sits down and watches attach the muzzle and gagball to Ed and force the teen onto his knees. He then proceeded to tie the rope around Ed's middle and tie the top to a hook on the ceiling. Anime-san eats another pixie stick as she watches the show.
Edward struggled and groaned, glaring at each and every one of them. Yoh blinked and smiled gently as she patted Edward on the head. "It's ok, Edo-kun! I love you!" Edward blinked and moved his head away from her, arching a brow. He muffled something and Yoh stretched out the gagball thing, allowing him to talk. "You're a freak.." He said, before turning to Roy. "AND YOU'RE A BASTARD! DO YOU FIND THIS AMUSING?"
Before Edward could say anything else, Yoh let go of the gag ball thingie and had it hit Edward pretty good. The small blonde yelped and whimpered, staring over at them quite hurt. Yoh titled her head to the side and gasped, tackling Envy and Roy. "Stop it! He's going to cry!" Edward sweat dropped.
Shingo sweat dropped as she ate several pixie sticks. After her 20th one, she started giggling like crazy. "ummm, does she do that normaly?" Roy asked after 10 minutes of obessive giggling. Envy shruged and stared at the crazy teenager.
Yoh sighed and watched Shingo, sitting down next to her. "Shi-koi.." Edward muffled something that no one could comprehend, and ignored the poor, hung blonde. "Shi-koi! Stop it! I love you!" Yoh screamed, glomping the sugar-crazed girl down onto the sofa, which caused the two girls to be in a very awkward position.
Shingo blinks and then hugges Yohie back. "I love you too, Yohie-koi!" She giggles somemore. Roy starts laughing at the girls position. They blink and look over to the laughing out of character Colonel.
Yoh blushed and nuzzled Shi-chan still, grinning nervously. "R-R-Roy.. Shut up. I'm seen you in worse conditions than this." She replied, causing Edward to giggled in the back.
Shingo noticed the postition they were in, and started gigling again. Then started nuzzling Yohie and kissed her on the cheek. "I lovvve youu Yohiiee-koi!" Shingo said in a subjective tone and kissed Yohie's other cheek.
Yoh blushed once more and stuttered something incomprehensible and slowly kissed Shi-chan back on the cheek, blinking. "Uh.. I.. Oh.. Um.. I-I-I.. Um.." Edward arched a brow and kicked Roy in the back somehow, seeing as this was getting no where.
Shingo purred and nuzzled the embarrassed Yohie. Roy glared at Edward for kicking him on the back. Shingo licks from Yohie's neck to her cheek, which caught Envy and Roy's attention. Then Shingo whispers into Yohie's ear. "Yohie-koi, we have a bunch of perverts watching us."
Yoh stared at her for a long time before freezing up, not being able to move, nor talk as a matter of fact. Finally, "Sh… Sh.. Shi-chan.." Edward giggled again and kicked Envy and Roy at the same time, grinning mentally. Yoh, no wanting to disappoint her friend (coughcough), kissed her cheek and nodded. "I-I-I know.."
Shingo hugged Yohie. "Awww Yohie-koi is so Kawaii! " Then laughed when Roy turned on the ceilling fan and Edward started going around and around. "Yohie-koi! look at poor Edward!" Shingo started gribing her sides because they hurt from laughing at the shocked Edward going around in circles.
Edward muffled a scream as he spun, keeping his legs out so that he could kick the Sin and the Colonel. Yoh giggled and stared at Roy, unable to hold in her laughter. "That's… That's…. So mean.. So.." She laughed and buried her head in Shi-chan's chest, giggling. "Shi-koi! Make.. Make.. Make him stop! Shi-koi!"
Roy and Envy quickly moved and started laughing at the spinning blonde in a dress. "I'm Sorry Yohie-chan, I can! " Shingo almost fell off of the couch laughing. Envy doubled over in laughter and Roy was rolling on the ground. Shingo clinged to Yohie. Then she stoped laughing and started watching Ed go around and around in circles. Her head moved as Ed went around. "Yohie-chan, this is distracting. " Shingo said as Edward went around and around.
Edward screamed again, kicking his legs and getting a bit green in the face. Yoh saw this and jumped up, leaping into action. "He's going to throw up!" She exclaimed as she flipped off the fan and grabbed Edward's side, staring at him. "If he throws up, then he'll choke, because that gaggie thing will hold it back!" She explained, scolding the laughing Roy and Envy.
Shingo tried to breathe as Roy got up and Envy continued laughing. Then Roy took Ed away from Yohie and cuddled him. "Aww I'm So swrry, by Eddie weeddie kins!" Roy said as he hugged and kissed the tied, gagged Edward.
Edward gagged and stared at him, chocking a bit. "OH GREAT, NOW HE'S DYING!" Yoh exclaimed, throwing her hands up in the air. "Can you believe that they're abusing that poor little blonde! It's crazy!" She said, now seeming a bit protective. "And Roy shoved me!"
"uhh, Yohie he didn't shove you." Shingo walked up to them and took off the gag that was on Edward. "There ya go, shrimp." Shingo said and patted Ed on the head. "Or should I say Eddie weeddie kins?" Shingo burst out laughing and griped her sides and then clinged to Yohie. "Eddie weedie kins! Hahahahahha!"
Edward growled and stuck his nose up in the air, scoffing. "Yea, whatever. And don't call me short, you. bit.." Yoh smacked Edward and glared at him. "Don't swear at my Shi-koi!" She said, pushing him. She placed her hands on her hips and huffed. "And yes, Roy pushed me… With his mind."
Shingo smirked and huggled Yohie. "Yohie-koi, how did he push you with his mind?" Shingo nuzzled Yohie. "Shimpy wanted to call me a bitch!" Shingo starts whining. Roy cuddled Ed, while Envy attacked the pixie box.
Edward mumbled and Yoh nuzzled back Shi-koi, grinning. "Yea, I did, before she shut me up.. And NOW YOU WANT ME BACK!" Edward screamed at Roy, flailing around in the air. "Now let me down! I want down!" He demanded, squirming.
While this was happening Anime-san used her stealth abilities, passed down through generations of antisocial family members, to stay out of the way. Pixie sticks were worst than crack, and perfectly legal and now her two friends were in a very compromising position because of those.
She blinked. She kept her eyes glued to everyone like a babysitter, possibly because she was the most mature of the bunch, and only one that wasn't on a sugar high. Her eyes went as big as her face as she saw Envy attack the pixie stick box. It was already bad that he was on a major cola sugar high, but add pixie sticks to the mix... She overturned the couch and grabbed Yohie and Shi-chan and yanked them behind it.
It was a good thing, too, because not seconds later Envy went even more insane. Envy looked around at the other two men in the room before cat walking toward the two with a pair of fuzzy dice and a red boa. Anime-san's eyes went big when she saw these things. "What is he doing with my dice and boa!" Envy smirked at the two as he jumped the rest of the distance and grabbed them by the neck.
"SocanwedoitnowI'mboredandwanttohavesexandstopwatchingtheshojoaigoingon--" Envy said very fast. Anime-san sweatdropped, "I should have put a limit on the pixie stick consumption, tonight."