You need to be this Tall
He had died. The great Edward Elric died and now, he felt lost.
Ed was walking up a set of white stairs. The area around the blonde was foggy and smelled of something sweet. He reached a platform and There stood a fake Angel doll that held a ruler that was a good 10" above Edward's head. There was a sign near the doll.
It read:
You need to be this tall to enter heaven. There is no other way to enter, the only other choice is Hell. Turn back now.
Edward's mouth dropped opened. "WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU FUCKING PEOPLE?" Edward yelled and then saw another angel with a ruler that reached Edward's waist. And there was a set of stairs. Near the doll angel was another sign. It read:
You can not be over this line of height to enter the lower level of Heaven. If you are over this height, check with the other doll. There is no inbetween.
"That adds insult to injury. " Edward muttered and then turned and walked back down the stairs. There was a flash of light and there he saw Envy sitting on a step. Envy stood up and snikered. "What shirmp, to short to enter heaven?" Edward growled at the Sin walked up the stairs. The fuck! They'll let him into heaven!
Edward cursed under his breathe as he was spirted back to London. "What are you doing back?" His father asked him later. Edward only cursed at him.