Mini skirts
Oh she wasn't just going to kill Mustang. She was going to slaughter Mustang. Riza Hawkeye was in a military uniform that had a blue mini skirt. The sleaves were short. She blushed and shot at every man that dared to whisle at her.
Then she accidently bumped into a fuming Edward, who was wearing an outfit similar to her's. "He got you too?" Ed said with a glare. Riza noded. " Let's get that yaro tasia." Riza smirked.
Several people down the hall and a mile radis of HQ heard murderous screams and calls for help, as well as gun shots.
Weeks later:
Roy walked into the office with this left arm in a cast and a bandage around his head. "Sir, was it really worth it?" Roy smirked and looked up. "Yes, it was!" He declared then a bullet wized past his head. "Nevermind. It was only worth seeing Full Metal in a mini skirt."