"In-Laws"
"No, Roy, I really don't wanna meet your mother." Roy laughed and dragged the small blonde out of the car. "It will be fine, all she'll do to you is make you eat some of her cooking." Edward sighed, he really didn't want to meet Roy's parents, let alone have them find out about them. He didn't really like adults to start with. Roy grabbed his hand and dragged up the stairs to the huge porch.
The house was rather nice, It was a lot like Auntie Pinako's home, but white with a black roof, a beautiful garden full of different flowers, some of them he didn't even know about. The porch was spotless and clean. Roy knocked on the door and entered. "Hey Mom, I'm home" Roy called out into the house. "Oh good good dear, go sit in the living room with your father, would you like anything?" His mother called from the kitchen, Her voice was demanding and loud, VERY unlike Ed's mom, who was always kind and had a very light voice. "No, but I do have a friend here! Would you like to meet him?"
Of course the mother, jumping to conclusions, didn't hear the 'him' at the end of a sentence. "Did you finally find a nice lady to settle down with?" The mother said while coming out of the kitchen. The mother was short, just an inch shorter then Ed. Edward smiled. WOW I could really get along with his mom! "Hello Mrs. Mustang." Of course the Mom being old and slightly blurred vision didn't even notice that Ed was in fact a male. Edward blushed as he felt the mother's hands on his hips. "Not really a good girl for babies. A very deep voice, and," Edward turned a shade redder as the mother's hands felt up his chest. "Very little breasts. In fact, I don't think there is any."
Roy was holding back a laugh as his father entered the room. Roy obviously got his looks from his father. His father was still handsome even in his old age. "Mar, I believe Roy's friend here is the Fullmetal alchemist we've been hearing about." The short women blinked and pushed back bit of graying brown hair out of her face. "I'm very sorry, dearie." The women said with a blush. "It's just that you're very pretty for a boy your age." Roy was chewing behind his bottom lip as Edward twitched and refrained himself from screaming at Roy's elderly mother. "Went back to guys again, Roy?" His father asked looking at Ed carefully. "Can't blame ya too much, this is a very pretty fella." The mother glared at her husband who just shrugged and smirked. God! Now I know who to blame for Roy's smirks!
The mother kept apologizing over dinner and the rest of the time they stayed there. Edward was tired by the time the started the car and started to leave the Elderly couple. Edward was just happy to be out of the house. "Know what, beside your mom have a thing with feeling people up, your folks are really nice." Edward yawned as he leaned against the door. Roy smirked. "Try living with them for 15 years." Edward blinked and shook his head. "Nnnnoooo Thank you." Roy laughed and smiled as he droved.
A/N: This is for Marie! I love you!