S3.E2
I Am Unicorn.
Kurt Hummel sent a message to Blaine Anderson.
Kurt Hummel: You'll never guess what happened when Brittany came over tonight.
Blaine Anderson: Was it a repeat of your 'straight phase'? ;)
Kurt Hummel: Sometimes I regret telling you about that…
Blaine Anderson: no you don't ;)
Kurt Hummel: well, it's not that
Blaine Anderson: hmmmm
Kurt Hummel: try again.
Blaine Anderson: was it a surprise party?
Kurt Hummel: no…
Blaine Anderson: DID YOU GET A DOG
Kurt Hummel: Will you please calm down
Blaine Anderson: DID YOU?
Kurt Hummel: What part of calm down did you not understand?
Blaine Anderson: You haven't answered my question.
Kurt Hummel: no I did not get a dog.
Blaine Anderson: (was it a cat?)
Kurt Hummel: She showed me the posters she made for my campaign. (why would we get a cat?)
Kurt Hummel sent a photo.
Blaine Anderson: They look so… Gay? (can we get a cat?)
Kurt Hummel: That's what I said. (maybe some other time)
Blaine Anderson: Can you give me a copy?
Kurt Hummel: I'm not finished yet
Kurt Hummel sent a photo.
Blaine Anderson: What the heck is that?
Kurt Hummel: Heck?
Blaine Anderson: I can still be dapper.
Will you tell me what that thing is.
Kurt Hummel: she called it "Kurt Hummel's Bulging Pink Fun Sack."
…
Blaine? Are you okay?
Blaine Anderson: Oh god
I'm crying
That is so funny
Kurt Hummel: It's not funny
Blaine Anderson: It's hilarious.
Kurt Hummel: …
Blaine Anderson: Kurt?
Please don't ignore me :'(
Kkkkkuuuuuurrrrrttttttttttttt
Kurt Hummel: …
Mike Chang sent a message to 'New Directions!'
Mike Chang: Don't forget booty camp this afternoon guys!
Mercedes Jones: Do I really have to go?
Mike Chang: Yes. You do understand the meaning of mandatory, right?
Mercedes Jones: I'm not stupid. I just don't want to go.
Finn Hudson: I don't think anyone wants to.
Kurt Hummel: Well, maybe if you learnt to dance then you wouldn't have to go.
Finn Hudson: Hey! You have to go as well!
Kurt Hummel: Yes, but at least I know my left foot from my right foot
Blaine Anderson: ooh burn
Finn Hudson: Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: yes?
Finn Hudson: WHY DID YOU VOLUNTEER TO GO
Blaine Anderson: Because I have nothing else to do
Mercedes Jones: Do you not get any homework.
Blaine Anderson: Yes, but I've already done it. The work here is much easier than the work at Dalton.
Kurt Hummel: It must be so easy for you
Blaine Anderson: It is.
Finn Hudson: But why do you want to go?
Blaine Anderson: So I can spend more time with Kurt
Kurt Hummel: :)
Blaine Anderson: :)
Mercedes Jones: You guys are so cute
Finn Hudson: ummm
Rachel Berry: ARE YOU GUYS MESSAGING EACH OTHER IN LESSONS!?
Mercedes Jones: yeah
Finn Hudson: yes
Blaine Anderson: we are
Rachel Berry: Couldn't this wait until lunch?
Mike Chang: No
Mercedes Jones: no
Finn Hudson: No
Kurt Hummel: No
Noah Puckerman: no
Blaine Anderson: Is she always like that?
Kurt Hummel: pretty much.
Rachel Berry left the group.
Finn Hudson: Not again…
Blaine Anderson sent a message to Kurt Hummel.
Blaine Anderson: I miss you.
Kurt Hummel: This lesson finishes in five minutes. Tell me how much you missed me then
Blaine Anderson: Or I could show you?
Kurt Hummel: They hated me
Blaine Anderson: who hated you?
Kurt Hummel: Artie, Beiste and Miss Pillsbury.
Blaine Anderson: I seriously doubt that they hate you
Kurt Hummel: I thought I nailed my audition but apparently I'm too much like a 'lady'
Blaine Anderson: They said that?
Kurt Hummel: Pretty much
Blaine Anderson: There's nothing wrong with being yourself, Kurt
Kurt Hummel: Well, apparently there is
Blaine Anderson: Please don't beat yourself up about this
Kurt Hummel: There's nothing else I can do
Blaine Anderson: Fight back. Prove you're worth choosing.
Kurt Hummel: But what if they're right? What then?
Blaine Anderson: They're not right. There's no such thing as being 'too feminine' and if they don't choose you then screw them. They will have made the biggest mistake.
Kurt Hummel: You would be so much better as Tony.
Blaine Anderson: Don't put yourself down, if you get Tony you'll be the best one ever. Trust me.
Kurt Hummel: I do trust you.
Blaine Anderson: Good.
Kurt Hummel: Thankyou x
Blaine Anderson: I love you x
Kurt Hummel: I love you too x
Mercedes Jones added Quinn Fabray to the group 'New Directions!'
Brittany Pierce: You're back!
Mercedes Jones: We missed you
Quinn Fabray: I'm glad to be back. What did I miss?
Jeff Sterling sent a message to The Warblers
Jeff Sterling: Blaine?
Blaine Anderson: what
Jeff Sterling: I miss you.
Trent Nixon: Me too
Nick Duval: Please come back.
Blaine Anderson: Come on guys, this has happened every day since I transferred.
Trent Nixon: SAVE US FROM THE NEW COUNCIL
Blaine Anderson: ...
Kurt Hummel: Are you guys ever going to stop?
Jeff Sterling: No. We want Blaine back
Kurt Hummel: Really? I couldn't tell.
Nick Duval: I miss your singing. We won't win with Sebastian as our lead.
Blaine Anderson: Who is Sebastian?
Trent Nixon: Your replacement.
Nick Duval: Come visit us and you can meet him.
Blaine Anderson: Maybe some other time guys.
Jeff Sterling: Why don't you want to visit us?
Blaine Anderson: I have things to do
Nick Duval: Kurt doesn't count, Blaine.
Blaine Anderson: Hey! :(
Blaine Anderson left the group.
Kurt Hummel: Well done, guys.
Jeff Sterling: you should probably apologise, Nick.
Wes Montgomery: That was a bit insensitive.
Nick Duval: I will.
Nick Duval added Blaine Anderson to the group The Warblers
Blaine Anderson: :)
Kurt Hummel updated his status:
You make a beautiful Tony Blaine Anderson.
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COMMENTS:
Blaine Anderson: What?
Kurt Hummel: I may or may not have snuck into your audition.
Blaine Anderson: Are you annoyed that I auditioned for Tony?
Kurt Hummel: No. I'm proud of you x
Blaine Anderson: Really?
Kurt Hummel: Really.
Rachel Berry: What about Nyada!
Kurt Hummel: What about it?
Rachel Berry: You NEED to be Tony!
Kurt Hummel: I don't need to be.
Rachel Berry: But you want to be Tony
Kurt Hummel: I want Blaine to be Tony, I want to be Senior Class President
Blaine Anderson: And you will be
Kurt Hummel: You really think so?
Blaine Anderson: You would be the best president of all time
Rachel Berry: …