A/N: A parody of Jabberwocky with made up words! Each stanza was supposed to be four lines, but I couldn't get them to separate. I don't own this poem or Alice in Wonderland.
The Jahulu
'Twas moright when many zangraths
Did crum through the polacean;
All topeded were the anglehaths
Tailing clobing wirs bomdean.
"The Jahulu thou shalt not pass!
O, fearfullest beast, slayer of the night!
Shy away from heroics of class
Or abandon the light!"
'Till the mapid evening came,
Not but a trace of the Jahulu
Did the teeping forees betray
As he trailed the straits of Pulu.
Then, a savage and babuous roar
From the Jahulu's throat it came
The beast shimayed to his rooted feet sore
Though it did not matter all the same;
For a shing, shing, woosh! And swing and swing
Toopeed the spear of hopes and dreams!
But alas! It clackbered to the ground,
Contrared by the day's early beams!
"And hast my trials been for naught?
Likely morhidlen from my arms!
No, O waughted life, for wote, for stife!"
He sirened his alarms.
'Twas moright when many zangraths
Did crum through the polacean;
All topeded were the anglehaths
Tailing clobing wirs bomdean.