CHAPTER 2!

SSSLLLUUUUUUUUUUUURRRPPPP Nathaniel slurpd as he sucked it all up complte wiht two balls. it was to much for him thou, and he ended up spitting it out in a graey heap. "Cant hold in ur spagetti nathaneil?" Brutus chided chidedly. Nathaniels eyes scuinted at the chide remark that he had sad so chidedly. "Keep yuor chide remarks too yourslf!" he cheded back.

After watching the spectlcae for a long minutes, Captain Falcon decided to cent in his two chips:

"Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh, yah Nathanel dont be a looser" (Captain Falcon was an old gy, but noone really know because nhe kepy his helmlet on all the time, lol) Nathaniel lloked at the mess he'd made and couldnt but think that the effort was completylt effortless and without a points.

"Well thats enouh diddle dadling to last us a me a entire monht! brutsu chided now lets get goign unless you want late!" The thre haeded off at once for none of them didnt want to not be late. They left the place they were in (couldtn think of any thign dont su! lolthx) and haeded off to Samuss house. "if were late Levi is going to nock my pony sideways with his late again!" then they got stoped!

before them stood my internet bf, Bejita90914life, who had a ball in each hand of energy ball and about to enter lvl 4 supersayan! H esaid in his awesome, sexii voice: "MY POWER IS INFINITE I HAVE A POWER LEVEL OF A BIG NUMBER! GIVE ME YUOR POKEMON CARDS OR" but before he even had to finish, the fraidycats had dumped ther pokemon crads in a pile of cards before him. then they ranranrarnarnarnarnna to samuss's place.

They wntered quikly without thinking and then raelized it was dark and spoky/. There was a suond,a faint scary oen coming from deepier in the hose and each could fell as there balls qiute literaly shriveled at the scary comotoin. THEN THEY WERE ATACKED! everyone ran around in the near complte darknes and ran into eachother scraming! And then the lights came on-and it was Levi!

there was a drak darkness to his eyes as he spoke darkly "my spageti womna was taken from me in aeges past. on emaong you is the one resposnislbe for my loaws. there as aanother evil sounds and somebosy sceraemed BOB SAGET and levi disappeared into disappearance. captain falcon, being older and more manly, took chrage and said bravaely "lets get to the bottom of this, mystery cruuuu!"

Then sudenly as suddeny as Levi had suddenly surprised them they were suddenlt evneloped in darknes again! Nathaniel stumbld forawrd, after Brutus acidently nocked him from behind (no inuando intended!) and hit right in to some knd of horrdi craetur. "He cried "Halp! Halp! Theres an evl crae- but he was cut off as he vanished. "What are just you in happen?" Falcon creid!

suden;y , Brutus rememberd he had a magic flashlight ( he onyl just remembed iit because the magic only elts you know aobut it when you ened it and also its invislebe. it's just magic!) he turned on the mag he took out the flashlight and turn iet on and he porfessionaly navigated it towards the staricaes down to he basement. and saw A BIG AWFUL TAIL retreting into the depths of depthy dark. 'THAR SHE BLOWS" he cried, and they ran off after it!

Giuded by they're magic flashlite, they reseded into the dephts of the dank basement. "SHOW YOUR SCAYLE HIED YOU MONSTER! OR WELL FIND YOU AND TAKE YOUR AND US THEY FIND DIE!" BURUTS YELED WILDTLY! Thye herd a yelp from the side and swiveld around to see what it was! And they managed to catch a glimpse as what they revaeled to be some kind of twisted Rydly envelopd Nathaneils haed with its masive maw and crushed it with a sikenign crack!

captain flacon grabbed a hold of brtutsts's folds (of his shirt, he's not a fattie like you! jk, lmao) and they ran nto they base,ent...figuring that the what they had just seen would be know worse than why had gon downstars and maybe it oculd lead them to a clue as to why THIS CRAZY STUFF WAS HAPNING ON. brutus through his flashlight about and saw a bodacious grrl hudleded in the corner - it was Sausmus!

"SAMSIES!" BRUSUT CREID! "WUT IS HAPENING! NATHIENIEL IS DAD!" seh looked up at them with tired in her eyes "ITS THE EVIL RIDDLEYS! HE IS FITING EVERYON AND SAYS HE LOVS ME AND I KNO I LOVE HIM AND I THINK REAL TIDLEY IS DEAD UPSTARS BUT I CANT KNO FOR SURE (dont worry hes 2 sexy too dei!) AND IM ALL TRON UP INSYDE AND IM SCARED AND I JUTS WISH THAT THIS CONFUSING SPAGETI MADNESS DIDNT SHOE IN THE WEEGE AND BLOW UP IN FACES RUIN LIVES AND RIDLEY LOVE CONFUSEION I NEED HELLP!"

CHOLERA

They hared stomping behind them and so they ran without looking back, well Brtues did but FGalcon had heard enough and with a blod curling cry he cacophoned "FALCON PNUCH!" as he swing around and he hit evil riddley right betwen the beedie eys! Evil RIdley flew back intoi the wall mpotionless. "NO MY TRUE LOVE!1" SAMSU CREID jsut before she grabed a vase and smahed it over falcnos head

brtues lUnged ouver and grabbed Samsuses hands so she couldn't reach antihgn else heavy to smack the captain arudn with, and she said FOUR WORDS that would change some fgt's life: "RIDLEY WAS PREGAENT" but Brutus new better, he said (i'll spell it right later) "that was evil ridley samsu! A good Ridlet must be around somewhere,

But it semed no answers wuould be forthcomign -just then Levi barged in riding a flaming chariot like his omish brethran did! He pionted a pointie sord at Brutles and clamed "you robed me of tjhe spaghti womna! Now you will die by my hand!" Everyon gasped, includign Natheniel who had just returnde form the bathroom. "IS THIS THE ENED OF BRUTUS?" SAMUS EXCLAMED!