CHAPTER SEVEN (owait its chapter 3 lol): BATTLE OF THE CHOLERA AND CAPTIN FALCOUN
Levia sat on his flamin whorse and wurled his flamig sord around his flaimgin haed and flamed: "I WILL BE ONE WIT THE WOMNA I SAW AND ILL WALK THER ON YOUR ORGANS TIED TO MY FOOTIES" brutusu dived away and out the window and he Brutus fell over, and the flaming flames whoesed over him like a hot bar or an oven on a
on a stick. Captian Falcobn loked on and cried: "I'll saev Brutus form thi evil fatey!"
Capetown Falcone wound up for his sighnature moov when Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) leapt into action to defedn levi, cring "donchu make fun of him! EXCUSE ME?!" anmd leapt farlessly at the old guy. With a THWOMP thye colided with enught force to nock down both trade centers. Caption Fallatio fell bakc from the vforce, but Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) was unhindered! "IF YIU MESS WITH LAVA, YOU MES ME WITH!"
It would seme Mr .T (WOOOOOOOO) had bene taken over by the chloarea and manipulteated by a dark froce! an epic battle ensueade, each old smelly bag of a man (except Mr T (WOOOOOOOO)) met eahcotheras punjabh for punch and kick for kik and bit efore fibe and evntuly there manly man parts hung from there shorts in eksaucejun. sudenly, thre as a terfici rumble and the ceilinge coplapsed, reveeling:
AN EXACT REPLICA OF THTA ROME CHARIOT RACE PLACE!
Every ones was shckoed excepited for Levi who had orkestringed thje entire plot. 'COEM, BRUFISH, WE WILL NOW FIND WHO IS TEH REAL MAN AND I CAN PROVE MYSELF WROTHY OF THE SPAGETSU WOMNE" LEIV RAWRD WITH CONVICTIVE! Everyone sujddenly realized thetre was another charot for brutus to ride c omplete with two jhorses. "LIKE THE RAMADAN SAY-!"
"ALL PRIESTS PRAY PRAYERS!" he finsihed. the raec was abutt to beign, and in the running wasa a republican and a democrat and also a commie, but he got shot and died. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MEAnwhile, Saumus remined in the darkness of the dark house (the lights were reecked because of the roman palce) and eshmined the cropse of her lurve, Darkridlleleleedeedeey . she cried an said "oridley, i wa
nked you so hard i thuogt youd never leve me sad face".
"AT TEH REDY!" THE ANOUNCER DUMBLEDORE CREID! "GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" THE HORSIES WENT SPEDING OF, CHERRIOS IN TOW! Levi shot a hatful look atg Brutshuk but he mised and it hit Dumassledore off ofg his tower and he got fell on the republican wqho swerved into the democrate and they all exploSM and died in
RED HOT FIYA!
adn then, to maek maters wurese, nathan cam walk annathen cam out of the waskeroom rite beforrrrrr levism flamigg charot! in a suden intnatn of speedy fastness eh was sploded like something that splodes kinda, adn his carrccassy slef fell over THUMP. Ridleedeedeely spruang up and craid "NAO MY NATHIN IZ DERD NOT EVN DIEYING ADN HOT BUTTRAPE BY SATAN COULD STOP MY MOURINING!"
befroe ane1 culd infesticait awl eies wre dranw to the stgay as BRtsu maid a valeunt efrrt to overtaik LEVis flaimign chario off deth! Gryndgin his teet,, brutes putt the petal to the medal and shto aftar leiv liek a bat out of hell(o operaitr, give me nomber nein (LURVE THTA SONG LOLL)) But he hasdnot antacipitated LEviS prowses wiht the chartitot. FYLING ARUND TEH SECND BEND, LEVI UNLAESHD!
EH UNLAESHED HIS DOGY GARFUNKEL oh yeah eh also UNLEASHED HIS ANGRY WRATPH AND QUICKLYNESS! teh to were neckanneck but jsut before the Finnish, BRUTSU had A planned! he cryed "whorthrhgrLRTHAHDPTHYL" (cos he swallwed a bug, LMAO) and THEn he cred, "Levi! Spageti Womna is Anmow Itegaps SPELT BACWRADAS" and suddentl, levis charitit became stiff and hradened and SPLOSIONATED INTO A LOT OF parts!
leiv was so shokced by the nwes, he hda to find otu what "Namwo Ittaghps' wsa bakcwards, adn so he ran wthi all hsi mite to fidn a calculaitr. brutsu, the chompian, raored in plaesur! HE cast a luk down to his frends, his fiathful camponains, and creid "HOOORJ! I MA THE CAMPTION! BWO BEFOR ME!" Ever1Y rayn up to cangradulaet him, btu falcon (thta old cunt) broak the mometn wen he aksed:
"whar did nathan, rieldy and darkrieldety and sanumsu go?" and as brsutus looked aboot, he saw that onl teh captin and levi and Mr. T (WOOOOOOOO) could vbe saween. he sad face, becaws to be congrtledated by old guys is not so much fun as to be congrautledad by a kss on the parts by a hawt fancy grrrl like Samussus. asnd so he sed: "old guys, lets't find hose for and c wut theyre up to BECAYSE
THESE
PARTS
NEED
KSSN!"
coptain falcno pukered up fro a big, whet kiis wen BRusut charegd aff in hawt persoot. SODDENLEY, TERROR STURCK! THE RMOAN CAWLLISUEM, THe raec bengi complatid, BEGNA TO FAWL APRAT!1 BEG CHUKNS OF STUFF FEL LEFT AND LFET ADN THYE ALL RAN SCRAEMING TOWRADS THE HUOSE FOR THER VERY LIEVES! CAPtin fabio culdent kep up bekuse hes old and flaby AND WSA CRUHSED UNDER TUNS OF RUBIBLE!
saef inside the house brutsusts's mind was fulled of quesions - whar were those four wipperssnapers? wen would levio retrun, ane woule he find his spageti womna? who WAS THe womna? who was phone? bfroe he oculd ponre anymore thogh, Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) yellt "excuse me wtf r u doin" (only cooler because he's THE MAAAAAAAAAAN), becuse
Nahtanel was gtteing undrassed! EVeryoen gaybe him wierd luoks as he tore his patns offf in one smuht moshon. "WY AR YU GETIGN UNDRASED NAHTANIEL?!" BRTSU CREID, SUDENNLY AWAER OF it hapennign rite becied him. "wut?" nahtanel said shepeshly. "i thot it was penis tyme?"
"OH MY GAWD!" THEY ALL EXCLAMD "NAHTANEL IS A HOMOSEXEXAUL!"