"thre dikcs an n elefant!" brutusu ried at natahaniels pantsy antics! "penis time is what thing ive never herd of and you out those puts back on rite away mister!"

naheaniel begorudgingly grabed aboot fr his paints as Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) sait in kuiet thot. "wHat aer you thiking abuot" brtuts aksed? A drak darkens caim ovr him, btu Leiv was sodenly on the mov, laeding in to the dankenes.

Dilbert cud take no more of Naathaniels cray cray weiys so he wav d es magic wand and sad "POOF" and nathanielasf went POOF and dilert took his place and sed" wherethe lvei is going in to the dark whar we cant see him we must follow!"

'WRY" ? Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) YELLD IN A YELign wai. "BAKLAUS WE HARV TOO!" diblart yelld bACK. OKAY TEHN" eh sad bach andn thy BRAN INUT HOT PERSOIT

Brutus shukiut ofhis blanket or his quoestions (just scroled up to see which lol) to sa "nonono levi is a shity chartot drver but in drak eh is a god amning mans! ee need backup and snacks!"

VEN thogh hes nott a grl , DliberT SCRAEMED Like a gilr ass they set offf caus it was the UPER HALF OF FLAKON CLIGNING TO HSI ANCLE S! Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) came ovr and puhced thaat dieing old cock in teh FACE befor theyy ran to find Lev.

"k but well reegret it" brusrutsus broodd anad he garbd his gogurt and Desert Eagle and brot up the rear (lmao bet you thbot i meant somebodys butt!) they sreached left and right andnup and down and even a bit sideways but they cudlnt find a cornvenesce store OR Levi.

But levi fuonD THEM wiht his claws of furry! DIlberd screamd in aguny a s he was atack claw face raeped! "THATS NAT LOVI!" Mr T (WOOOOOOOO) sAid! "THATSS DARK RIDLYE!"

DARK RIDLYE EXCLEMAED SOMEONIDY but no on knu who becaukse its too daark to c! then who but SAAMSUS STOOD up and sed "DARK RISKED,SDVJERGLEY U TOOK MY UNDARK RIDDLEI FROM ME ADN Y

Meanwhil, a corstal haez of stars and lihgts twinked in to infanity as the life froce of faclon fadeed likee spiled appel juce on the kichen rug. a Long noodel arm tenticeled arund his old man faec jaw. "You are rghit, Falcoon said. Mayeb it is I who is am the speagit women?"

HUH brtus said agaely as he conrtrpled this drvrlrpmrnt. "Ur not haf the womna that Samusus is, bit yu got speagehti on bukets!" he ransd over and smasehd faclonon with a HAMMA yelling "CANT TAKE CAHANCES OR LEIVE WILL COME BACK FOR US DRAIANGE MAH BOI"

Dilbert frose time wiht his wand becuase his magic is wand hre and he can do thigns that are magic buit he doesnt nesisaruly need the wadn it just makes him better and. "WHy this figting" he criad out. "WE must work as a TAEM!" unbenownst to ham, Levi was uneffigied by the margic and leaapt, back in breaking the spell!

So Levi snucked up on Dillybret and slapped im all abut with his twelf inch logn Bratz riot stick! "DILBERTO MAH BRO" BRUSTus scramed turgicly but Dil didn not here him r nothin anymore! "NOW BRING ME THAT FALCNOA SO THET I MIGHT INSPECT HIS HOLES FOR WOMNA" lEVI cackled!"

SNeering, Levii lookd abnpout, but then loched gays with SAmus. she began Sontering over, her womanly womanness suddne;ly verry obviomanness. tThey stood inches apart then cm aprat and then MM until there lips beGAN TO MEAT WHEN LEVI PUCHED HER RITE IN THE POLE DANCER. "YOUR NOT ALCON"

"ur no Edward Cullen either, budday!" Sammichsus cranked but leVi was rite, she wasnt Faclo and errybod nu it! Patcain Lacfon leppd up and shuted "HER I AM" And speeted tords Levia swignsig spageti of carnage!

"HOW DID WEHAT HAPPENED HE I DONT WHAT UNDERSTAND HE SUDDENALY IS DOES EQWIPPED FOR LEGS THAT NOT HAPPEN EXISTID PREVIOSLY IN OUR ADVENTURE WHAT?" Brutoss took deep bath and NOODELS TOOK FLIGT

Blacon ped no atenshun to Brotos as he hucked his leg at Levilev and wraped him in pastas! "WHAR could this posibluy abe heded?!" levi scrmd but he couldn'y get past th wuerd "could" because Falko said "

EGG SALT MILK FLOWER AHAHAHHAAHAHAA!" as LEvis moth filleed with gradmas noodels "I ILL COOK YUO FOR ATEN MINATES AND WAITCH WAS YOMU" BLAM CKICK POW" dilbert YELLED! waving his wand withj manace!

( i deciededa that dilbert shudnt die becus he's the only one who nos howt to cook!) Brusts saw that Samsussr and Aardk Driley wer chating in a corner of teh dark and was suspish, but he diE HOLY AITCH EE DOUBBEL BOOBSTRAPS he yelt as a flaminsg noodel whipt over his hed! Then he shot Levi!

THe gas-operated semi-automatic pistol designed by Magnum Research DEssert eggle BNLEW LEVIS HEAD APART LIEK A PINATA FILLD WITH JELLYBEANS AND COVICTED SAX OFFENDERS,. TO everones sturprise they clod see somethng pooping out of LEvis blood neck stum[p!

'ohai thank hevens youve com!" said the popping thing which truend out to be Brostsus' dogy Garfunkel! "GARFUNKEL" hE waileD and ran and pickt and hugd and kist and patd paid and said nice things to and gave him a dogy treat! "Ayel never get a cradit crad agen!"

The rest oif Levis body begun to crakc and brake and shatter and dance with electrissical feet of fury before EXPLOSIOOONATING, reveaaling nondark normal Riddles coverd in blood and sea men! he then vomittted up LEVI! "We hav learnd meany things in our travls" Ridly said with convicition levi standing calmily . "is that Not rihgt dilbrt?" "yes"

Mr. T (WOOOOOOOO) who had ben making pop trats during the comoshon sudenlty lookt up with suspect in his ey. "you meann to say the that dilgrfet and levi and Garfunkel and Rildeedyedeedye andadf proably NAthanaiael TOO were ALL INOLVED IN THIS FUNTASTIC AFFARE OF SEKSUAL INTRIGUE?!"

"WE haver been to duntai, a plaec were magic and elves and sworcery are aLL VERY much reale." Levi spoke weordedly. we have faut a thousnad fites togethr as mens, sharring the hihgest of hiughs and and the lowest of lows. THeir i fdound my spageti womna, who told me my troo destine." A flaming soword erupted from his pants, GRaspiogn with both haneds. "TO KILL DRAK RIDDLEY"

A brick felled on DRAK RIDDLEYs hed and he died to malaria. Lpvu untook out the srowd frum his panties and CreeD "JUST US HAS BEEN DON" and his pants cuahg tfire and Nathaniel llooked arund the cornera at him with a jellus eye!

"it's is true" Dilbert bewgan. "I'm am from Duntain, the wordl of war anbd magic were I honned m skills with the wandamagic stick wand." "Brutus wipoed the blood from hsi face and said "whose up for some ice creme?!" Everyon clapedapped in agreemation so thay lef thte baysmeat and headded out to the local ice cream parlore.

Eeveryvboybody got a ice cream and they all laffed and LAAAAAAAAAFFed trading their flavolrs EXCEPT in Ridley and Smasmus' krorner a storom was a bruin! Samouse had got sparkles in her scone because she liked Twilite (like me and other skolars) bur Ridlet had not got spraekaers becauz he did NOT AT ALL LIKE TWILIES AT ALL EVEN!

Levi, whiel being a real funny clowm (but not a reel clon) whop had lived a liftime in another world hew didn notic the conflect about to unfold.s "Let us back to my palce for battelship!' he said everone knodding immedately. Ridles and Smausus folloawed, still gloawring and aeach other. THEN APPEARED Vejita90914life, my X-BF WHO IS A TOTALY PEACE OF SHGIT WHO EATS SHIT AND IS SHITTY AND GAY.

Breastus shot him. Then my REEL BF, RPATT1624NOTAPEDO desinded from the hevun and said to Bursturs "DRAGONBALL IS AIDS!" and he smooched me on the cheek and I giglged akk the way to the bathroom! teh gang all went back t teh gang all went to samsurs place agin but they saw that after al the acshon, its was look like a pile of house more than an house.

Levi pujts his hands on hsi hips after depostiign the remains of his isecram cone onb his dong. "THIS won't do a t all." Dilbret came forth from behgind, scarfing downt he last of hsi desert, and through as blinding ice creaming headpain ache in his face he razed his wand at the raised building and spoke words of awesome magci that did started moving all the paeces into a big piel and then lit it all on fire.

"Noice werk Dilbert!" said Levie wit a smile. "Noice werk Dilbert!" said Samsu wit a frown that would kill a dogy's hed clean off. That remindeda Brutswuts "O GARFUNKEL" and he divved into the fire and flams to fidn his poor dogy! "meanwhile Rildo sxaid "guys guaise I havea house! Well battle ships there and settle the scroes!"

Levi and ridles high 5d and they stuck oujt there arm taxi came by covred in xmas tree lightsa and golf clubs. "GET IN KIDS!" came Dumbledoores voice from hsi mouth that they cuold now see as he stuck his haed out the door. EVERYOne piled in and yelleda for Brutusa who awas still palyiong in the fire.

"O DUBMLEDOR" Brutsum creed and he plukd Garfunkel from the feur and jumped and smashed thru the windsheld and smooched the old fart right on the beardybeard! "Did yu asee the charitots we raced ansd you sead GO and we went speeding and bugs to mouth the charies and all the horrses it was so fast and we WON thanks to u!"

"DAMN STRATE" dumbledoor creid, putting the petal to the metal and blasting black man beats that cock roched the hole nayborhood. "THERES MY HUOSE!" RIdley said "that was quick!" and then they got out and clod see a jiant rope of corndogs leadign to the ridley family blimp high in the skigh. "BUT IM AFREAID OF HIGHTS!" levi exclammed then doubledoor replIED "HEGHTS ARE AFRAD OF YOU" BEFORE HSI TAXI EXPLODED.

K GUYS my dl of Glee just finshed and i'm stooked so i'll do part 2 after!