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Super Mario and the
Thousand Year Drama!
(Kai Version)
Chapture 3: The Great Surreal Land of Drug Based Character and Scenery Designs!
Battle Music: Dragonball z American soundtrack - the saga continues by Bruce FaulconerLast time! On Super Mario and the Thousand Year Drama! Mario and Goombella entered a peaceful meadow where they oddly enough, spotted a HUGE ASS DRAGON which according to the map, contained the star they were searching for! They later met up with 1 of a young villagers anxiously wanting to join them on their journey. Soon enough, they reached the top of the castle where they epically challenge the wretched dragon Hooktail to a fight to the deth. After the fight, The villager, Koops' dad was avenged and escaped that very dragon's stomach soon handing them their first installment of dedly stars with 6 more to go. Find out what new adventures await our heroes this issue of Super Mario! and the a Thousand! Year! Drama!
Chapture 3 - 1: The Real Plot Really Begins!
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Sir Grodus: Well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well, well... Why if it isn't my new pet BITCH... Have you decided to tell us what you did with the map?
Peach: Uhh... Yeah! This old plumber I fuck with has the map! His name is Mar-
Sir Grodus: SILENCE! Now, don't lie to us. We have info that you were the 1 who purchased the map. Do not try and cover up your track. We Nazis… I mean, we X-Nauts are a force to be reckoned with.
The skype ringtone started to blast obnoxiously.
Sir Grodus: Can SOME1 ANSWER THAT!?
X Naut #24 Answered it cause Grodus was too lazy and mighty to press a green call button.
X Naut #8 (Age 31): Sir! The dedly star we believed that was located in the castle of Hooktail... We have reason to believe that some1 terminated the dragon guarding it and he now foresees possession of the star. They appear to be known as... Team M.
Peach: Yeah! Thats Mario!
Grodus: Hmm... His name is Mario you say?
The call ended
The 3 Shadow Sirens appeared from the ground
Beldam: Mmmwee hee hee hee hee... Did that Princess I gave the map to by dressing like a creepy marchant tell you where she hid the map.
Grodus: Still your tongue, Beldam. We could have had that map by now If you didn't shoot up on some heroin in a dark alley when you were supposed to be capturing the princess after she opened the box! Now this foolish "Team M" has the map and are using it to find the 7 Dedly Stars. Now they have 1 of them, and all I can think about is decapitating a small cat!
Beldam: In that case… Alright my lovelies! We got a j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-j-ob to do!
Beldam teleports through the ground.
Marilyn: GUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHH!
Marilyn does the same. Yeah. Thats her 1 word vocabulary right there.
Vivian tries to laugh off some anxiety and teleported with her sisters.
Grodus: Dip shits...
Yeah so Chapture 3 - 2 and 3 got skipped for reasons that involve me being a fucking dick. If you wanna see whats going on with Peach and Bowser, read the uncut version.
Chapture 3 - 4: Back 2 Da Ghetto!
[Petalburg]
Kooply, and Mayor Kroop gave their salutations off to Mario, Goombella, and Koops.
Mario: Wow! That was an amazing party!
Koops: Uhh...
Goombella: Yeah Mario, you seemed to have had a little too much fun with the shrooms.
Mario: Hey! Its not my fault you turned into a fucking unicorn. So I had to ride you to Neverland so I could prevent the Cavity Creeps from 911ing the Titanic!
Kooply: Hehe! Well it's good to see you all off on more adventures bringing my son with and all.
Koops: But daddy... dad! I... I wanna stay here with you! It's been 10 years and I feel like I missed out on alot of time with you!
Kooply: Koops. Listen to me, fuck what people have to say. I want you to live. I want you to go on a fucked up adventure where you fuck alot of bitches. What do you say?
Koops: Well... I'm not sure. I think-
Kooply: Ah just get the fuck out of here!
Koops: Aww gee wizz. Alright.
Kooply: Just always remember this: You are my son, Koops... and I am your father!
Koops: Well yeah. Gee… No shit... Come on. What kind of quote is that dad!? Try giving me some useful advice next time for a change...sheesh.
[Ghettoport Sewers]
Koops: Wow! So this is the 1000 Year door huh?
Goombella: Yes Koops. That's why we're here If you'd put down the DSi already.
Goombella placed the Star of Wrath into it's assumingly designated location.
Goombella: K Mario. Do that thing you did earlier with the map.
Mario: Yeah yeah…
Mario held the map up in the middle of the shrine. It soon began glowing the same way before.
Koops: HOLY SHIT WERE GONNA DIE!
The map began to animate a giant black tree with white leaves in the upper middle part of the map.
Chapture 3 - 5: Frankly scene
[Ghettoport]
[Professor Frankly's]
Mario hammer smashed through his door like an impatient asshole. He caughts Frankly gobbling a jar's worth of viagra.
Frankly: GOOD GARTERBELT! WHAT THE HELL IS GOING ON!?
Goombella: Woa! Professor? What kind of pills did you just take there?
Frankly: Thats viagra Goombella.
Mario: That cool. So yeah. We almost died getting this 1st dedly star. Look.
Mario pulled out the star out of no where to show Frankly.
Frankly: Astounding! You actually did it! I was honestly expecting to receive a letter about a funeral instead! Welp… you children must be off to the Boggly Woods now.
Frankly escorted them all out the door.
Goombella: Wait! Aren't you gonna tell us how to get to Boggly Woods!
Frankly: OH FIGURE IT OUT YOU DAMN DIRTY NINCOMPOOPS! I NEED TO GO MASTERBATE! NOW!
Frankly kicked Mario, Goombella, and Koops out 20 feet away using his painfully enlarged erect cock. He might need to call 911 for that.
Mario: YOUR FUCKING DICK IS A FUCKING DICK!
Chapture 3 - 6: Tourette's Syndrome begins.
[Ghettoport Sewer]
That same small grey creature with the antenna I mentioned briefly from chapture 1 - 7 popped out again from the same crack on the wall as last time.
Gray Thing (Age 14): Cocknose cocknose cocknose
Mario: GET THAT TURD BALL!
Mario charged at the wall and actually broke through it like the dangerous retard he is.
Grey thing: GUYS! DON'T EAT ME! FUCKS FUCKS FUCKS!
Goombella: What? No! Were not gonna eat you.
Mario: Guess again nerd.
Goombella: MARIO SHUT UP!
Grey thing: I'll show you you bully! COCKNOSE COCKNOSE COCKNOSE
The grey thing jumped on Mario crawling all around him!
Mario: GUYS GET IT OFF ME BEFORE IT CRAWLS UP MY ASSHOLE!
The thing pulled out a wooden bat and whacked Mario on the head knocking him out for awhile.
Grey Things: YOU 2 WANT SOME OF THIS!? HUH BITCH? BITCH? BITCH?
Koops: Whoa! Chillax dude! Were not here to eat you... I think.
Goombella: Yeah. Actually, thank you for smashing our leader unconscious. He kind of had it coming to be honest.
Grey thing: Oh for realzeez! Shit Shit shit! Thats good. I was about to piss all over the place. Oh what the hell hell hell.
It started to piss so much that it flooded the entire floor making it unavoidable to step in.
Koops: Ehhhwww...
Goombella: AHH COME ON GUY!
Goombella: So yeah. We saw you earlier so who are you?
Koops: Yeah. And what's with the way you curse? It sounds funny.
Grey thing: Oh... My fucking fucking fucking name is Punio. I am part of a race of Punies. And I can't help the swearing stuff... I have tourette syndrome. Its a serious struggle on mine so please don't' make fun of it. Penis Penis Weenis.
Koops: Why? I think it's awesome!
Just another disclaimer: This is not how tourette's syndrome actually works. If you think so, well YOUR A FUCKING RETARD!
Goombella: Koops. Settle down. So by any chance, do you know about this place called the Boggly Woods?
Punio: Boggly woods? Uhh... I don't know what that place is. ASSHOLE SHIT COCK FUCK PUSSY ASS TWAT CUCK!
Punio: Sorry about that. You guys aren't X- Nauts are you? Cuck cuck cuck.
Goombella: Wait! I remember this guy who tried to attack me when I came here. He addressed his henchmen as X-Nauts! Do they smell like shit and wear these gimpy looking tights with a big "X" symbol on their chests?
Punio: Well... Yeah! Yesterday, these ugly looking cucks cucks cucks came inside our Great Tree of Might and started tearing it apart! They created these metal doors and they just mutilated our home! Its so cunt cunt cunt!
Goombella: Oh no! I guess they're causing more trouble than we thought huh?
Mario started pissing himself mixed with Punio's piss.
Koops: Did the fucking piss get damn warmer?
Goombella: So I'm assuming they're after 1 of the dedly stars huh?
Punio: Maybe! I remember them mentioning something about seeking and destroying in any means necessary for the Star of Envy? Is that what it's fuck fuck fuck called?
Punio: Say! Since you guys seem eager to find it, and being against those X- Nauts and all, you folks think you can sluts sluts sluts help me out? Maybe the Puni Elder can help you guys out with getting the star afterwards? Please! I'm begging you! DICKS DICKS DICKS!
Goombella: Of course we'll help you! Even if this was a side quest, we would still help out.
Koops: Yeah. Your fucking awesome as fuck!
Goombella: So wait, you must know how to get to Boggly Woods then.
Punio: Yeah... I do. Gimme 1 second. Fucks fucks fucks
Punio disappeared momentarily only to reappear behind then to knock Goombella and Koops out cold with a wooden bat like what happened to Mario. Then he pulled down the blanket blended in with the wall unveiling a grey warp pipe. He soon dragged the bodies into the pipe pushing them down... not gently.
Chapture 3 - 7 & 9: Enter the Drug Trip based Shadows"
[Boggly Woods]
Mario: Holy shit. Where are.. what the fuck is this trippy looking place? I don't remember taking acid recently!
Goombella: Wait... Is this the Boggly Woods?
Punio: Yup. dicks... dicks dicks.
Goombella: DUDE! You didn't need to hit us with a bat Punio! What the hell!
Punio: What? This?
Punio held up a bat.
Punio: No! Its not a bat, it's my stick of teleportation! Labia Labia Labia.
Koops: Guys... Wanna hear about this strange dream I had just there?
Mario: Look, how we got here isn't important. Lets just find this Great Tree shit and get our star.
Goombella: Yeah. Hey Punio, next time you hit me with that thing, I'm feeding you to Mario.
Mario: Oh yeah. No. I was actually trying to scare him. You're too ugly for me to eat.
Punio: Screw you Asshole Asshole Asshole!.
Somewhere else located in the woods, the 3 Shadow Sirens rose up from the ground to discuss their plans given from Grodus.
Beldam: Mmmmwee hee hee hee! Lets get started w-w-w-w-w-w-with our operation sisters…. Marilyn, Vivian, do you 2 understand the p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-plan?
Marilyn: GUUUHHHH!
Beldam: Excelect understanding skills Marilyn. How about you VIvian?
Vivian: Uhh...Okay... A. Were supposed to find Team M... Umm... B. We do away with them...? And C... is to take the map?
Beldam: Well done... But I must say, your sister Marilyn spoketh of the plan with much more confidence. And m-m-m-m-m-m-may I just ask what's that you're holding in your hand VIvian.
Vivian forgot she was holding something in her hand the whole time.
Vivian: Me? Oh. I just found this pearl necklace dangling on this tree... It must have been there for a long time. And-
Beldam: You greedy wench VIvian. Hoarding trash like the dirty little cretin you are. Besides its a "pearl necklace!" Do you have any clue what that symbolizes? I means that you like to get jizzed on. Whatever, on to m-m-m-m-m-m-more important matters. Bring me the photo of Team M's leader!
Vivian: Eeep! What do you mean!? You said it was way too important for me to handle. More important than my own life specifically, so you decided to keep it in your hat!
Beldam: I SAID NO SUCH THING! You idiot bitch. I left you in charge of it. I don't understand how a pathetic poor excuse for a sister such as yourself could fail at such a s-s-s-s-s-s-simple task!
Vivian: But I...sniff... I'm so sorry...
Beldam: SHUT UP!
Beldam viciously head butted Vivian's face knocking her back causing her to lose her grip of the necklace. Beldam then grabbed the necklace.
Vivian started crying on the ground.
Vivian: I can't believe this always happens... sniff sniff...
Beldam: I'll Pawn this for meth later.
Beldam: Anyway, I'll show you for talking back to me.
Beldam grabbed Vivian's hair dragging her around in circles like yesterday's luggage.
Beldam: Do you want to look weak in front of Team M!?
Vivian: AAHHH IM SORRY!
During when this is going on, the real M Team showed up as they casually walked past the Shadow Sirens.
Mario: Ugg.. How much longer do we have to go.
Punio: Be patient! You can use a walk! Douche douche douche
Mario: AHAHA... Is that a fat joke huh!? Well, you look like a-
Goombella: Mario! Cut your "you look like a" insult shit out for a change!
Koops paused and began to notice the 3 shadows doing their shit.
Koops: Whoa! Why is the pink haired one getting dragged around like that? Hey Guys! Shouldn't we go help her out!?
Beldam: EAT MY ASS KOOPA!
Vivian: HELP ME!
Marilyn: GUH!
Koops: HANG ON! ILL SAVE YOU!
Goombella and Mario: God damnit Koops!
[BATTLE MODE]
Mario: Power Level 30
Goombella: Power Level 18
Koops: Power Level 30
FP: 10/10
V.S.
Beldam: Power Level 14
Marilyn: Power Level 24
Vivian: Power Level 15
Battle Music: Black Metal by Venom
[TURN 1]
Mario: Koops, why do you have to be such a retard and impulsively rope us into more unnecessary bullshit. THAT'S MY JOB!
Koops: Sorry. I had to help her. I can't explain it...
Mario: YOU CAN'T EXPLAIN ANYTHING YOU STUPID ASSHAT! Fuck! Since this is your fault. I'm picking Goombella to fight them with me. And you can have the leftovers.
Koops: Aww shucks...
Vivian: Sis… Do we have to fight them? They're just random travelers.
Beldam: YES YOU DO YOU STUPID TWAT! IT'S YOUR FAULT WERE EVEN IN THIS MESS! THIS ISN'T EVEN TEAM M FOR FUCK SAKES!
Goombella uses tattle on Vivian: This is Vivian, she's the youngest sister of the Siren family. I'm not gonna lie, she's pretty cute... even cuter than me... uhh...! KILL HER FIRST! SHE'S THE MOST DEDLY!
Mario: Ha. Jealous much!?
Mario uses Power Bounce on Vivian like a fucking trampoline: [7 Damage]
Mario: There, happy?
Vivian gets up and uses shade fist on Goombella: Goombella [Countered -1] by biting her hand.
Vivian: OWW!
Marilyn uses retard hand clap attack on Mario: [Countered -1] by Mario punching her in the stomach.
Beldam uses uppercut on Mario: [Countered -1] by Mario making her punch herself in a humiliating fashion.
[TURN 2]
Goombella uses tattle: This is Marilyn, the middle child of the Sirens. Despite her being severely mentally challenged and probably shouldn't be fighting with them, she is easily the strongest 1 of them.
Mario uses POW Block damaging on all including knocking out Vivian: [2 Damage]
Vivian: I'm sorry sis...
Vivian fainted.
Beldam: YOU SUCK DICK VIVIAN!
Marilyn uses power up to boost her attack by 2.
Beldam uses dark majic to shrink Mario!
[TURN 3]
Goombella uses tattle of Beldam: This is Beldam. She is the leader of/ oldest sister of the Siren family. Her personality rotts to high hell. I wonder if she was always like that or if it's from her major drug addiction…
Beldam just smoked some heroin mixed with math.
Mario: Beldam huh? You look like an ugly jew nosed nekkid mole rat. Out of all the corpses I have ever seen, you are the most unfuckable! You are the 1st horrifying example I have ever seen in drug use along with being the grossest saggiest vomit inducing shriveled cunt I have ever seen waiting for an overdose to happen. Kill yourself!
Beldam: YOU ARE GONNA DIE FOR THAT YOU FUCKING WOP!
Mario: Oh thats it!
Mario uses Pow Block: [2 Damage All]
Marilyn uses Thunderstruck: [4 Damage All]
Beldam uses Polar Vortex: [1 Damage All]
Goombella is left frozen.
[TURN 4]
Mario: Hmm... I got an idea! If theres anything I know about dumb ass shows,
Mario held up the Star of Wrath above his head!
Mario: LETS GO YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT STAR! DO SOMETHING OR ILL FUCKING SMASH YOU, YOU FUCK ASS DICK!
The Star of Wrath started glowing and growing.
Mario hopped on the growing Star of Wrath as it grew to be as big as an elephant and soon started levitating and smashed itself on the ground causing intense earth waves blasting the conscious sirens causing Beldam to faint, and Marilyn to be heavily damaged: [6 Damage All]
Beldam: Marilyn... kick... his ... as.s...
Marilyn: Guh!
[TURN 5]
Goombella broke through the ice.
Mario: Good. Your alive. Are you going to finish off the fat 1 or not?
Goombella: I... don't think I can harm some1 with down syndrome. Even if they are evil...
Mario: Sigh... God Damnit Goombella... Koops! Can you?
Koops: Well... if she's not doing it.. then...
Mario: Oh for FUCK sakes!
Mario jumped on Koops' shell to bounce on Marilyn knocking her out: [2 Damage]
Marilyn: GUUUHHH!
Mario: That is how Team M rolls bitches!
[END OF BATTLE]
All of The Shadow Sirens got up.
Beldam: Mmmmwee hee haaaaaaaaack! Oooog. I can't b-b-b-b-b-b-b-believe we lost... THIS ISN'T OVER CRETINS! Vivian! You ditz! We would've won if you didn't pass out 1st!
Vivian: But he-
Beldam: NO! I AM SO PUNISHING YOU BY TYING YOU UP AND FORCING YOU TO PLAY "GAPER MARIO" 1000 TIMES IN A ROW!
Beldam: In the mean time, we need to heal so we can find Mario later and kill him and the rest of his Team M! RETREAT!
Beldam ran off. Also, notice how Mario used a dedly star on her in the battle and she still couldn't put together that they were the people they were looking for.
Marilyn ran off afterwards and grabbed a tree for dinner.
Koops sprinted towards Vivian.
Koops: Hey uhh… hehe… are you alright and junk?
Vivian: *sigh* Yeah… I'm fine. Thanks though… No 1's ever stood up for me like that before. Sorry I had to fight you guys earlier...
Koops: Aww shucks… It just comes with the Team M job I guess hehe… Is it just me or is it uhh… kind of sweaty out here? I seriously thought this was gonna be some kind of winter level out here…
Koops began scratching the back of his head while closing his eyes and blushing.
Vivian: You're fine hehe. So wait…your Team M? Hmm. I had a feeling. You know… you guys aren't as bad as I thought you'd be! hehe.
Mario: KOOPS! WHAT THE FUCK IS YOUR ISSUE ASSHOLE!? WE'VE GOT PLACES TO BE! STOP FLIRTING WITH THE ENEMY BEFORE I BRUTALLY STRANGLE YOU TO DETH WITH MY MASSIVE MARIO COCK! YOU FUCK!
Vivian: Well… looks like you gotta get going… uhh… HERE! take this necklace!
She picked up the necklace from the ground and gave it to Koops. She started blushing and awkwardly looking over to the side.
Vivian: Uhh… Sorry… I know It might be kind of a weird gift and stuff... I know… *giggle*
Koops: Nah. I like it. Its pretty. Thanks!
Vivian: Well nice meeting you and all. Again, thanks for sticking up for me!
Vivian lightly kissed Koops on the cheek.
Koops had a weird happy facial expression with his eyes rolled up and jizzed in his pants.
Goombella: Oh please...
Vivian: My name is Vivian by the way!
Mario: We know cuntface! Goombella told us from the tattle.
Mario grabbed Koops from the back of his hoodie and dragged him onto their next procedure.
Mario: You're really starting to hurt the tip on my penis with your tedious romantic bullshit.
Vivian: Bye Koopa person! I hope we meet again soon!
After that awkward endeavor, Team M reached The Great Tree of Might.
Punio: Well here it is! genitals genitals genitals!
Koops: Wow! This tree really is huge! Its bigger than the tree house Finn and Jake live in!
Punio: GUYS! Those X-Nauts must have installed a door! OH BOB SAGET! How are we going to save my family now!? FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK !
Koops: Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuckfuckfuckfuck fuckfuck fuckfuckfuckfuckfuck!
Punio: AHH! I'm sorry everyone! I feel like a failure... Ohh... what are we gonna do? ovarian cyst ovarian cyst ovarian cyst. WAIT! I GOT AN IDEA! budussy budussy budussy! The Puni Elder told us about a secret entrance somewhere in the tree. We might be able to find a way through if we look hard enough! Dutchbags Dutchbags Duchbags! You see, the extra hole to get in is invisible. Some part of this tree has some camouflage blanket covering up the hole. So we just dig deep, and see if we can find that tiny little hole. Bangcock! Bangcock! Bangcock! Flurrie! Madame Flurrie can help us! Fuck Pussy Fuck Pussy Fuck Pussy.
Koops: Sounds like a milkshake from McDonalds. I know cause I used to work there. My band aid fell into 1 I made there.
Mario: Guys... Madame Flurrie is a famous cloud looking porn star from the 80s. She was famous for her skat fetishing films.
Goombella: Eww... You would know some1 like that...
Punio: Well yeah actually! If we just keep heading east, we'll be able to find her house! She might be able to use her wind powers to blow the mysterious blanket off. GOOCH GOOCH GOOCH!
Mario: By blow wind, you mean her ass wind?
Chapture 3 - 8 & 10: Everyone's has fun with Flurrie! Not really.
[Flurrie's House]
They entered Flurrie's house. Which is covered in a collection of photo's if the younger her doing various erotic fetish like acts.
Mario immediately had an obvious boner looking at all of the pictures.
Mario: Ohohohohoho yeahahahahahh...
Koops: Thats a... thats a -
Mario: ... yes... thats a boner... enjoy.
Goombella: Eww... this bitch seems totally full of herself. I'm staying outside with my EYES SHUT!
Mario: Uh oh guys! Its Goombella classically hating other women!
All but Goombella walked upstairs to the door of that which is Flurrie's room. Punio: Uhh... Excuse me... uhh... Flurrie.
Flurrie: EEEEEEKKK! Don't come in! I'm indecent!
Mario: Welp! All the more reason!
Mario pulled out his hammer getting ready to smash through the doors.
Punio: CUT IT OUT MARIO! MEXIJEWS! MEXIJEWS! MEXIJEWS!
Flurrie: Is that you Punio!? Oh my! How I recognize your cute squishy footsteps and your adorable... you know… What are you doing here? It's been an age since I last heard from you.
Punio: Well you see uhh... we have a huge favor to ask of you madame. These X-Nauts people invaded our tree and installed a stupid door.
Flurrie: My adorable Punio! As much as I would love to help you little guys outs, I mustn't. For I am indecent at the moment… I can't... be seen without my famous pearl necklace... I must have dropped it.
Mario: Hmm…. SAY! We have a pearl necklace! And Koops… Why are you wearing it?
Koops: I mean, that cool Vivian chick from the woods gave it me.
Mario: For fuck sakes. It symbolizes that you like to get jizzed on all over your chest like some kind of cheap where. Anyways, yes! We have your necklace. I thought I recognized it from most of your films.
Flurrie: Oh! That is just astounding! Delightfully Astounding. I'm beside myself, truly! But... can you kind gentlemen leave the necklace by the door? I wish not to be seen so indecently without it.
They all covered their eyes except for Mario who did that thing where he secretly looked through a crack through his hands pretending to cover his eyes.
Flurrie: Here I cum everyone!
Background Music: Milkshake by Kelis
Madame Flurrie at last made her appearance. Unfortunately for everyone, she looked and smelt absolutely terrible. She is basically this fat purple old gross blob looking thing that wore more makeup than 1000 cheap hookers combined.
As soon as they did, Mario, Koops, even Punio, and even Goombella opened their eyes , they immediately puked at the grotesque looking character.
Mario, Koops, Punio and Goombella: BLEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRGGGGG!
Mario: That is 2 out of 6 things I wish I could unsee.
"Flurrie has joined Team M unfortunately."
Mario: OH WHAT THE FUCK! HOW!? AND WHY! BLEEEERRRG!
[INITIATION MODE]
Flurries Abilities a Primer,
Flurrie can break wind in any direction making any enemy puke. By "break wind," I mean... you know.
Mario: WH...WHY!?
Mario, Goombella, Koops, and Punio were so disgusted by her appearance they actually passed out.
[END OF INITIATION MODE]
After their 6 hour long of Team M and Punio being passed out, Flurrie dragged their unconscious bodies to the tree all at 1ce. That was nice of her. Flurrie kept poking them with a stick to get up.
Mario: Uuhhhh... How long were we out?
Flurrie: About 8 sexual hours. Mmmmmm
Goombella: Sexual… Uhh… you didn't have your way with us while we were out cold did you?
Flurrie: Mmmm… And if I did… would that be such a bad thing?
Everyone else: YOU RAPIST!
Flurrie: mmhmm… Just kidding… But don't say I never thought of it.
Punio: Right... so anyway, thank you for bringing us to the tree and whatnot. Can you just open the secret path with your majical... wind... *sigh*... powers. RIP ASS! RIP ASS! RIP ASS!
Flurrie: Say no more sweetie! I'm on it! Rootin tootin'!
Flurrie used her ass wind from a far. It was so powerful, it started to blow the entire tree back a little like some kind of category 5 hurricane. Not only did it unveil the secret passage, but it blew away all of the leaves along with being strong enough of a force to almost blow away the rest of them. They survived by grabbing onto dear life to random parts of the tree.
Flurrie: I sure did a marvelous job didn't I?
Goombella: Jesus Fuck Flurrie! You almost killed us with that smelly ass attack!
Punio: GUYS! Look! Theres the secret path! Dad's Penis! Dad's Penis! Dad's Penis! Hang on, let me see if I can find a way to open the door from the inside... Oderus Urungus Oderus Urungus Oderus Urungus.
Punio crawled up the tree reaching inside the tiny little tree hole like a hamster up a Frat Boy's asshole. He returned to open the door exceedingly quickly.
Mario: Fuckin finally!
Chapture 3 - 11: Inglorious Mother-Fuckers
[The Great Tree of Might]
Punio: Hey! Punies! DON'T THINK I CAN'T SEE YOU FUCKERS! Cucktails! Cucktails! Cucktails!
The Punies all exited from their hiding places.
Punathan (Age12): Aww man... You ruined our game of hide and seek! I was gonna win...
Punio: This is no time to play hide and seek when our tree is being invaded! Asstits Asstits Asstits.
Puniper (Age 19): Yeah yeah... We all know you like to ruin hide in seek cause your tourettes always blows your cover when you play.
Punio: This is Puniper. He's the fatass of all the Punies. Anal cavity Anal cavity Anal cavity
Puniko: He's almost as fat as your friends!
Puniper: AIY! I'M NOT FAT GOD DAMNIT! I'm Big boned...
Punio: Shut up asshole. Maybe if we all fight along side with Mario to fight the X-Nazis, we can beat them! El Duce El Duce El Duce!
Puniper: Do you fucks even know why they've been invading us...its because they're ASSHOLES!
Flurrie: Oh dear...
Punio: We have a good chance to do it!
Puniper: Punio, Punio, Punio... The only thing you have convinced me of is that I think you're a stupid retard! You're absolutely out of your mind insane.
Punio: We'll fine. If you're fat ass is pretentious enough to wait to die, you can so go fuck yourself. The rest of us are gonna work to get our tree back! Feel free to let us know when you're ready to help. And that goes for the rest of you. Lets go guys! Limp Bizkit! Limp Bizkit! Limp Bizkit!
They later traveled upwards the tree and saw the Elder and the rest of the 90 punies were trapped in a red and blue cell.
Punio: Oh my god! Elder! What have they done to you!? Yeti Balls Yeti Balls Yeti Balls
Elder Puni (Age 68): Punio, do you have my prune juice?
Punio: Wait... when was I supposed to get prune juice? Drilldo Drilldo Drilldo
Elder Puni: SEVERAL DAYS AGO YOU LITTLE SHIT!
All the other Punies: YEAH!
Petuni (Age 11): Punio!
Punio: Petuni! Are you okay!? Chipotlai Chipotlai Chipotlai
Petuni: Oh its awful. The X-Nauts have been using us for labor against our will. Mostly they use us as tissues, soap bars, toilet paper, anal beads, some times anal bead toilet paper if that's even a thing! They even tie us down to force us to watch them masterbate while they passive aggressively yell at people they still hate from high school.
Petuni: That's not even the worst part! How could you screw us over big brother! Not getting the Elder her prune juice!? She could die! I used to respect and love you, but now, I just don't know you anymore!
Punio: Why are you all so hung up for stupid fucking prune juice when you all are locked up in prison cells! How about I just not find a way to open the cages and let you all rot instead? Ass Pants Ass Pants Ass Pants.
Elder Puni: Punio, if that is the case, you really have no shame I see.
Petuni: Yeah! I can't believe you would turn your back on us, your own family.
Punio: ... Well... I guess if you put things that way, maybe I was a bit in over my head there... Down Syndrome Down Syndrome Down Syndrome!
Elder Puni: I will still smack you when you free us...
In the room next to the prison cell, the X-Naut got bored of being a prison guard for the Punies and instead of doing his fucking job.
X-Naut #69: Man... That was brutal. How much longer 'til I find that G Spot in my asshole!? Not even those puny Punies we captured know anything about it. And they crawl in butts!
Ms. Mowz makes her 2nd appearance out of the shadows and into the series and bashes the foolish X-Naut on the back of his head with her shoe. It knocked him out hard enough to make him to his deth.
Mario and company barged through the door with Mario's usual hammer maneuver running into Ms. Mowz a 2nd time.
Ms. Mowz: Long time no see my slender sleightletts...
Goombella: Oh great, look everyone. Ms. Slutfacebitch everyone!
Ms. Mowz: Ehh... yeah... So Mario my Masculine Maasdam, I see you have some new friends.
Mario: Mouse thing, are you here to suck my dick again.
Goombella: That never happened...
Mario: Ah damn. Well just incase,
Mario pulled down his overalls and not underware due to his ability of going commando.
Goombella: Mario! STOP! FUCKING! STRIPPING!
Ms. Mowz: Thanks for the proposal but I'm here for some badges I can sell at my badge shop- I MEAN... See if I can make drugs out of! I've ran into more trouble than I expected with these X-Nantais' or whatever, so... yeah. I'm here sweetie. And as for your Erect Ricotta, I'll gladly take a few nibbles...
Ms. Mowz pulled Mario's cock genty out of his briefs and quickly started sucking his dick like a champion. She even nibbled on it a bit which surprisingly felt really good for Mario.
Ms. Mowz: Mmmmm... cheesy...
Goombella: WHAT!?
Mario: Wow! That was the most amazing dick suck evah! I've never thought I would enjoy such a dick suck with that much teeth!
Ms. Mowz: Thanks... Its what I do best. Anyway, heres a key. You might need it for an adventure and such. Anyhow, I must get off now! Tata…
Ms. Mowz jumped out the weirdly shaped window surviving another 200 story fall for ninja reasons.
Flurrie: I can do you a little favor like that for you Goombella...
Goombella: I'D RATHER KILL MYSELF!
Chapture 3 - 12 & 13: Punies Piss me off again and again.
The team of 4 and Punio (who still will never be a Team M member) made it back into the prison room with the Punies still left inside.
Punio: Punies! Your free! Burning Urethra Burning Urethra Burning Urethra
Elder Puni smacked Punio with her (Yes. Its a she) bulb antenna thing. A tough elders gotta be tough I guess.
According to the game, she also grew the size of a bull for her outrageous burst.
Elder Puni: YOU'RE A FOOLISH FUCK! YOU KNOW THAT!?
Punio: Oh come on! Is this about the prune juice again!? Loonatics Unleashed Sucks Loonatics Unleashed Sucks Loonatics Unleashed Sucks!
Puniper emerged randomly to the room.
Puniper: Well well well, if it isn't the mighty Punio hmph!
Elder Puni: Say... Wait a second, I remember now! My prune juice... It was Puniper! You were the 1 who took my prune juice! Not Punio!
Puniper: Well it was in the way so I threw it out.
Elder Puni grew into the size of a stubborn mule.
Elder Puni: YOU DID WHAT!?
Puniper: It was in the friggin' way all the time in the fridge!
Elder Puni: Yeah. MY fridge that I own! NOT for YOU to go RUBBISHING in!
Mario: What te fuck!? Can we get onto the real story!? NO 1 is reading this to listen to some fucking Puni Prune Juice fucking story! WERE! HERE TO READ ABOUT MY STORY! MY! FUCKING! STORY! I WILL SERIOUSLY START EXECUTING PUNIES IF THIS SHIT KEEPS GOING ON! Ich töte EUCH ALLEN VERMIN! Du hörst mich!? EUCH ALLEN VERMIN!
All the Punies started to tremble in fear as they were all attending Mario's speech.
Mario: Now, I don't know what you Punies are useful for other than being shoved up people's asses and being used as projectiles, but if you Punies got any "fuck you" spirit in you! You will temporarily join me to kick some X-Nazi ass, take back your shitty tree, collect my 2nd dedly star, and most importantly, NOT PISS ME OFF! So who's with me!?
Punio, Puniper, and the 9 other Punies besides Elder Puni: YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHH!1
[101 Punies Joined your army]
Mario raised his head in pride again while he crossed his shoulders like some kind of badass.
Mario: That's the fuck you spirit i'm talking about!
Flurrie: Oh what a sexy leader...
Elder Puni: Well you all take care and save the rest of the Punies. As for me, I wont be joining you. Not only did you steal my leadership, but i'm old as fuck. Before you head off, hears a sun orb. Basically, for some reason, it only activates when you place it in a black stone mail box looking thing. 1ce you do it, it shines a bright light that compels the Punies to briefly form a sex orgy on top of the scale.
Team M got distracted and entered the shop in the tree known as "Puni Pun's Party Shop" to sell a fire flower only so they can fill their inventory with some new cool items such as Ice Cocaine and a Mystery Box.
[Inventory : 2 Shrooms, 1 Fire Weed, 1 POW Blocks, & 2 jar of honey flavored vagelly syrup, Ice Cocaine, and Mystery Box and 2 Tasty Tonic Waters.]
Chapture 3 - 14 Oh shit! We forgot about the X-Nauts!
The bizarre team of friends and the flock of Punies continued to waddle through the hidden path only to await for a special surpr- I mean... NOTHING!
Koops then broke the silence by saying, "Hey look! Its another Puni Orb box thing!"
Koops: Hey look! Its another Puni Orb box thing!
Puness: Uhh... We heard you the 1st time...
Koops: No. The Narrator said it 1st.
Puness: Oh nevermind.
Mario: Sweet! Now i'm gonna put the orb in to watch you guys fuck!
Mario placed the Puni orb in the 100 Puni scale causing all 100 Punies to get very horny and fuck eachother in a sex orgy mountain that was only 2% straight.
Suddenly, 1 of the big moments of this chapture started as a BIG ASS PURPLE CAGE fell out of nowhere and trapped all of the Team M members. Shit just got reel!
Mario: OH GOD DAMNIT!
Goombella: How did you guys not see the cage hanging above our heads!?
Mario: You didn't see it either dumbass!
Goombella: I know that but that's not my point!
Koops pulled out the Puni orb realizing that the Punies were still having an orgy.
The Punies all quickly and awkwardly split away from the orgy along with Flurrie being a part of the orgy as she was inside the damn pile getting hecta(100)-penetrated
Punio and Petuni woke up from the hypnotic orgy realizing that they just had sex.
Punio: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
Petuni: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Punio: I JUST HAD SEX WITH MY SISTER! I LOST MY FUCKING VIRGINITY TO MY FUCKING SISTER! HOW COULD THIS HAPPEN!?
Robotnik: SUP NIGGAS!?
Robotnik and 2 random X-Nauts jumped off from the ceiling with contradicting physics preparing to taunt the team of morons.
Mario and Goombella: Not this mother fucker again!
Robotnik ded a quick montage of perverted dances as he explained how well his plan worked.
Robotnik: HAR HAR HAR! I see you bunch of dicks fell into my rape cage where I RAPE people! Thats right! I worked my ass *shakes ass* off to design this bad girl, and boy did it work! Now you're all mine! You're all mine! YOUR ALL MIIIIYAIIIN! NA NA NA NA NAAAAA NAAAA SUCK MY DICK! Now we can do all kinds of wierd stuff *coresses man boobs together*! We can play Monopoly, spin the bottle, Connect 4, and my personal favorite, Limp Bizkit! HAR HAR HAR!
Mario: Bite my scum you putrid fucking retard.
Robotnik: Well I see you've made alot of new friends since our last thilly encounter.
Robotnik: Any doo doo, its 8:30 and I gotta go fart and choke myself while I masterbate to crude toddler quality fan art of myself while I wear a cowboy hat and cosplay as Black Swan! When I come back! You all will be wearing all of the diapers! HAR HAR HAR!
Robotnik: GOOD BYE NIGGAS!
Goombella: Great. So now how are we getting out of here?
Mario: Hold on. Let me just squeeze my fucking man boobs together to get all oily.
Mario: Welp... I'm out.
the lubed out Mario slipped out of the bars with his special retard powers.
Goombella: Wait.. What about us?
Mario: Hmm...
Punio: Hey what about us asshole asshole asshole!?
Mario: Yeah... We'll figure that out later.
Punathan: You fat fuck! You're just gonna abandoned us here! Hey! Why'd you come back? Did you leave your twinkies in here!?
Mario: At least im smart enough to find a way out of the fucking cages you grey blobs with cocks on your heads!
Koops: How can you leave us Mario!?
Flurrie: I like bondage you guys!
Puniper: He's just a stupid jew who thinks he's a fucking wop.
Mario: The fuck you say!? I'f I hear 1 more dipshit comment like that!? I will personally come in that cage, and kill all your asses. You hear me? ALL OF YOUR FUCKING ASSES
Petuni: Hey Mario? Wanna play an annoying game of mine?Its called "Stump Petuni"
Mario: THATS IT! I got a game right here. Its called "My Foot in your all of your Asses!"
Mario pressed his man meat bags together to conjure the horrid liquid that happens to be his body grease. He then slid through the bars. He got up and roared like a fuckin T Rex.
Mario: I'll KILL YOU BITCH!
Petuni: WAAAAAAAAAAA!
Mario jumped above her and started to do that unnecessary flip thing before doing his ground pound. A shadow ascended above Petuni's head that happened to be the eclipse of the ass of Mario. As he was doing the flip, Petuni ran off screaming for dear life. Right as Petuni dodged him, he ass slammed right through the floor like a retarded Loony Tunes character. Mario landed on an ass and was briefly paralyzed on his back from the dangerous fall.
Petuni: Look everyone! A way to escape! Let's land on him so we can have a safe fall.
Mario: Wait what? Nooo!
All 100 of the Punies landed on Mario's stomach safely yet violently.
Chapture 3 - 15: Robotnik goes Berzerkerz!
Flurrie soon randomly noticed another Puni orb holding thingy for 100 Punies with a matching platform underneath.
Flurrie: Look dearies! Its another orb holder.
Goombella: Wait... shouldn't we look around for traps this time. So you know, we DON'T get locked in the cage again!
Mario: ... I'm just gonna put the fucking ball inside.
Punio: NOOOOOOOOOOO!111
All of the Punies ran quickly and stepped on the platform to avoid another fuckin orgy.
Suddenly, an overhyped minor transition occurred that had the Star of Envy to emerge from 1 of the fountain like statues and hovered above them for a dumb dramatic effect.
Suddenly, Robotnik popped out of no where and swiped the Star.
Robotnik: Haha yeah!
Goombella: GOD DAMNIT!
Mario: Fuck! I forgot to grab it!
Background Music: E.G.G.M.A.N. by Paul Shortino
Robotnik: Oh man, am I good or what? Or am I just DAYAMN SEXY BIATCH!? THATS RIGHT CUMWIESLES! You activated my trap card! You see, my sexual like instincts told me that the star would be here. I mean, come on! This is obviously the kind of fuck den that would hold the dedly fucking star! Yeah, I knew you all would escape from my unbreakable cage! And I knew you meat bags would find this room and find the next star so I can smash it up and INCREST THE SMAR PIECES ALL OVER MY GRACIOUS NAKED BODY and NOW IT'S ALL MINE! So I just needed your sorry fucking assholes to fall right into my lap. Oh... OOOOOOOOOHHHH!
Robotnik: So since you all brought me the star thing, I'm gonna give you a little treat.
Robotnik: MAGNUS VAG GRAPPLE!
Robotnik got on his knees and ripped off his shirt and pants exposing his big ass gut and diaper he had been wearing since the first fight against Mario.
The earth began to shake again.
Robotnik: CUM FORTH AS I SUMMON YOU! ASSBITCHCUNTDICKERECTIONFUCKGAYSEXHORNYIMSJACKOFFKOOTCHLABIAMANSTRATIONNUTSACKOVARIANPUSSYQUEERRANDYSHITTITSURETHRAVOLVAWANKERXXXYCHROMAZONE!
Robotnik did a high flip jump where he landed inside the cockpit. The chair of course had a dildo connected to the seat area in which he did indeed sit in a penetrating fashion.
Robotnik: Behold! My Magnus Vag Grapple! I made this out of supplies I bought at Home Depot!
Mario: Ha! No amount of protection you put on will change the magnitude of how thrashed your gonna get by my fist!
Robotnik: Don't be so sure about that you fucking wop!
[BOSS BATTLE MODE]
Mario: Power Level 63
Goombella: Power Level 18
Koops: Power Level 30
Flurrie: Power Level 30
FP: 10
V.S.
Magnus Vag Grapple (Robotnik): Power Level 90
Battle Music: TV Crimes by Black Sabbath
[TURN 1]
Robotnik: Are you all cumming to my sexy robot yet!? Sorry, but this thing is armed with lots of shit, but not semen tissues. Thats what my diaper is for! You shall all face mercy as my vibrating buddy here crushes you flat. It vibrates so much, it makes my prostate region all tingly!
Goombella uses tattle: Magnus... Vag Grapple. Robotnik's robot he uses for battle and other purposes beyond what this book is allowed to talk about.
Mario: Hmm... I can't think of any good insults for Robotnik. I think he might get off to just about anything I can say to him. I guess I'll try shooting for his robot. He seems to have an emotional attachment to it. Hey! Magnus! You look like the box shaped dildo used to penetrate whales! You probably make their pussies bleed with your sharp edges. You are also the single greatest embarrassment to every single Mecha in the history of the entire Mecha Universe and you should feel bad!
Robotnik: Hey! I find that comment to be rather sexy! AND DEEPLY OFFENSIVE TO MY ROBOT! You hurt it's feelings! I feel for him because I AM A ROBOPHILIAC!
Mario: Yes. I'm aware...
Mario started the long awaited battle off with giving his new gay looking blue shoes by doing a regular jump attack on the robot's head: [2 Damage]
As Robotnik was planning his stomp attack, he was indecisively planning out who he was going to step on by switching who his foot was hovered over. He eventually chose to step on Goombella thinking it would turn her on: [2 Damage]
[TURN 2]
Goombella swapped places with Koops because she can't fight a robot worth shit.
Mario used his new ground pound attack for the first time in this series. He jumped high as fuck and delt with his fat ass [4 Damage] on the glass part of his cock pit
Robotnik uses his robo foot fetish foot of pain to stomp Mario: [2 Damage]
Robotnik: Take that you naughty little boy!
Mario: I will strangle you, you son of a bitch!
[TURN 3]
Koops stubbed Magnus' foot by doing a badass shell slam. If it was a human, that shit would get infected easily: [1 Damage]
Mario preformed yet another ground pound attack on the head on the Sex-bot: [4 Damage]
Mario: We are annihilating his ass big time Robotnik! You got any bigger guns?
Robotnik: As a matter of fag, I do! Behold! MAGNUS VAG ROCKET FISTS OF FISTING PEOPLE!
Robotnik: When I'm done with you, im gonna treat myself to sucking the whipped cream I just injected into my balls out of my dick, then into my mouth, through my intestines then finally, OUT MY ASS!
Robotnik somehow skipped his turn so he can show off his rocket fists like a horny retard.
[TURN 4]
Koops did another shell slam damaging Magnus' foot even further!: [1 Damage]
Mario pulled out the Ice Cocaine he bought earlier. He smashed the ice thing on the ground and started chopping it up with Wario's credit card.
Koops: Gee... Are you sure thats safe.
Mario: It's just sharp crystal specs of pure drugs entering my nazile cavity dumbass! How bad can it be?
Mario carelessly snorted the whole damn thing at 1ce and sneezed cold air so freezing, that it dealt Magnus and his fists [3 Damage]. It destroyed the hell out of the fists and froze the engine of the main machine.
Robotnik: No! NOO! Come on! Work it baby! You gotta work it! AWW!
Robotnik hopped out of Magnus and started doing a hot sexy stripper dance while rubbing parts of his body on the Mecha.
Robonik: YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Robotnik had a full body orgasm so hard that it made the penile part of his diaper blast off.
Battle Music: Gattai Nante Kusokurae! from Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann OST
The steamy hot stripper dance of Robotnik majically warmed up the Robot and the engine started running again.
Robotnik: FIGHTING SPIRIT!
Robotnik jumped back into his robot like a professional olympian diver and geared back into bizarre mecha combat.
Robotnik got really excited it started working again, he got really excited to the point where he started stomping the floor alot in asspiesh ecstasy. This worked like a POW block effect so it knocked Koops on his back and dealt [2 Damage All]
[TURN 5]
Koops: AAAAHHHHHH! I CAN'T GET UP!
Mario: You bitch. Welp... Might as well use this.
Mario pulled out the Star of Wrath out of his overalls and held it above his head.
Mario: How does this work again...
Goombella: The star channels your wrath into energy! Remember!?
Mario: LISTEN HERE ROBOTNIK! THERES ONLY 2 THINGS YOUR GOOD FOR IN THIS WORLD! KILLING YOURSELF AND GETTING YOUR ASS KICKED! BY ME! YOU ARE THE UGLIEST CRETIN IN THE KNOWN UNIVERSE AND NOT EVEN HITLER DESERVES TO BE BURIED NEXT TO YOUR GRAVE YOU STUPID FOUL UGLY FUCK!
The star started glowing and growing.
Mario: hehe... yeah... laugh now bitch.
Mario hopped on the star as it did a seismic fucking earth tremor attack that only did damage to Robotnik for the sake of the continuity of no friendly fire: [6 Damage]
The Machine started sparking as it only has 3/10 of its life still left.
2 double doors from the bottom of Magnus' body opened and a large metal rod shaped like a dick with a drill for it's head bursted out and took the form of a rocket.
Robotnik: WITNESS THE RAPE OF MY ALL POWERFUL MAGNUS VAG COCK!
Robotnik's robot cock drilled into Mario's mouth breaking 6 of his own teeth: [10 Damage]
[TURN 6]
Mario: AHHH! FUCK THAT HURT!
Flurrie: Mario! Let me tag in. I wanna party with that big hot metal doohickey of his...
Mario swapped Koops out for Flurrie.
Mario: This bleeding has to stop. Flurrie! Mushroom!
Flurrie fed Mario the mushroom: +5HP
Mario: Welp. It stopped the bleeding, but it only grow 3 of my teeth back...
Robotnik dealt another dick fire that was directed at Flurrie this time making her half blind in a very horrifyingly gory way.: [10 Damage]. As soon as she eats another shroom, she'll grow it back.
[TURN 7]
Flurrie uses appeal for the sake of sheer narcissism. No star power was given to Flurrie's ugly face cause she was so ugly.
Mario performs yet another ground pound attack on Robotnik making him even hornier with more things to jack it to: [4 Damage]
Robotnik: TIME FOR ANOTHER STEAMY DOSE OF MY GIANT ROBOT DRILLDO!
Flurrie stretched opened her pusswah and countered it by trapping the dick in her void of existential anguish being her vadgelly.
Robotnik: … Holy Shit!
[TURN 8]
Mario did 1 more ground pound attack really smashing the shit out of Magnus: [4 Damage]
The robot was barely operational and almost ded with a couple flames spawning out of its body.
Robotnik: I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP! OYEFHEOFINGOSDSODJGSDOJGSBNDGOJSDBGOJSKN!
Flurrie: TIME FOR THE CLIMACTIC MOMENT OF THE CLIMAX!
Flurrie performs a boob slam so hard that it actually obliterated Magnus Vag Grapple with her unpleasantly heavy rack. Flurrie and Robotnik were unharmed luckily: [1 Damage] yeah...
[END OF BOSS BATTLE]
Robotnik flew upwards on a cloud of smoke and landed flat on his face.
Robotnik got on his knees and his face started to quiver in countless layers of sadness.
Robotnik: ww...ww..www...w...WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Robotnik rolled on the floor and spent about 10 minutes of spewing snot and shit and doing that going blind thing that some people do when they cry alot while everyone got in a circle and watched.
Mario: Haha. What a bitch.
During Robotnik's tantrum, he ripped off his blastedly soiled diaper and chucked it at Koops' face.
Koops: Guys! Look what I found in his diaper guys!
Koops held up the shit covered Star of Envy.
Goombella: Nice Koops! Also, you totally need to wash your hands big time! And the star!
Koops: Yeah I know.
Robotnik started running towards Madame Flurrie.
Robotnik: This is all your fault my favorite porn star ever you!
Robotnik tackled Flurrie and started making out of her!
Flurrie: Mmmmmm...oh…. oh yeah….mmmm How…mmmmmmmm... Arousing…
Flurrie and Robotnik started rolling around on the floor making out and soon began making sex.
Mario: WHAT THE FUCK!?
Goombella: OH MY GOD!
Koops: Oh the Horror.
Mario Goombella and Koops: BLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG! ! ! ! !
Closing theme: Intro To Finale And Closing (2nd half) by Bruce FaulconerIt seems that Mario and the rest of Team M have become mortal enemies with the X-Nauts. Even so, they have returned peace to the Great Tree of Might at long last. Will more allies await them? What other kinds of challenges and enemies will these kind of heroes face? Find out when we break on through the other side next chapture of SUPER MARIO AND THE THOUSAND YEAR DRAMA!
- To be continued
Credits:
Credits music playing: I wanna be your dog by The Stooges
Creator: IAMMASTER
Based on a True Game