AN: So we all remember Kevin hitting on Stevonnie? Well, it's mini-Kevin time, with Kevin's little brother Kyle hitting of Connie at school... The week of the school dance! Also, I'm guessing that Steven and Connie are around 11-12, so I'm just automatically working with that age group.

Connie sighed as she pulled her dense math textbook out of her locker. She disliked school. The teachers were always explaining things over and over again to the entire class for just one person who didn't understand, especially in her 'advanced' math class, so lately she had taken to starting on her homework during these times. This freed up some time for her at-home sword practice. After hearing the abbreviated explaination, her mom had agreed to let her practice in her room, but only with a plastic sword. It was better than before, but know that school had started, she only got to go practice with Pearl on weekends. Or really, she could only go over to Steven's on weekends. She missed spending time with him. She thought about the things they had talked about last night on the phone, but unfortunately did not notice one of her classmates and ran into him. She dropped her books, and her lensless glasses fell off her face. She still made it a habit of wearing them to school so she wouldn't have to hear hundreds of people who barely knew her and that she barely knew ask her if she got contacts. The boy she had bumped into looked vaguely familiar with his green scarf, but she couldn't place him. He gave her a quick look-over, then smiled confidently. "Hey, sorry about that." He picked up her glasses and put them on her for her, no doubt thinking she needed them to see. This struck her as a bit overly intimate, but she let it slide. Before she had a chance to, he swooped down and picked up her textbook for her. "'Advanced math', huh. Looks like we're in the same class. I guess I'll see you there." As he walked away, Connie looked at the textbook he was carrying. 'Math course 1'. Liar.

Nailed it! I'll just hurry out of class, pretend to have been in there the whole time, then ask her. Kyle was waiting impatiently to get out of class, not paying any attention to the teacher. Just when he thought he would try to slip out, the bell rang, and he leaped out his seat and rushed down the hallway, stopping in front of that cute girl's classroom. She walked out... And just kept walking!? How bad was her vision? He cleared his throat, and she turned to face him. "So, how was your class?" What? "What do you mean, we were in the same..." "No, I saw your textbook." "Oh." Quick recovery, quick recovery! "So, anyways, I was wondering if you would like to be my date to the dance?" She looked surprised. No wonder, he was the best looking guy in the school. "The dance's this week? It's on Friday evening, right?" Wow, this was not going according to plan. "Uh, yeah, it is, so..." "Okay, thanks. Sorry, but I wanted to go with someone else. Well, bye." She walked off, leaving behind a boy with a gaping mouth and a malfunctioning brain. What. What. What just happened!? Rejected? WHAT? He finally composed himself. So, she was going with someone else? Then he would just take her back.

When Connie got home, she took advantage of her relatively new freedom to call Steven before doing her homework. He picked up on the second ring. "Hi Connie!" She was starting to get a little nervous, and she hadn't even asked him. "Hi, Steven. So, um, there's a, um, dance at my school and I was wondering if, um, you would want to come with me?" She was blushing, which was weird, because she was asking him as a friend... Right? "Sure! Sounds like fun! Just um, were you planning on us, you know, forming Stevonie?" "Oh. Oh, no, I didn't think about that." "Really, that's a bit... Unusual for you." "Sorry, it's just I found out about it today and I just got home from school so I didn't have time to. But I guess we'll just have to be diligent about making sure we don't fuse. So, meet up at my place on Friday, at seven?" "Yep. Sorry, I gotta go, Pearl needs me to get some tungsten or whatever." "Okay. Bye." "Bye." Her face was warm still. Well, it was natural, Steven was a boy, and she was at that age. But it wasn't like that. Calm down, Connie. Now, for that science homework.

Laying down in bed, Connie's thoughts returned to the dance. She was so excited for it! This was going to be the longest week ever.j

Kyle had shown up at the dance, and had convinced his brother to come with him on the fact that someone's hot older sister could be there. Kevin was inside already, and Kyle was outside, seeing if the Cute Nerd would show up. He had just about given up, when her saw a bright light behind him. It was... A portal? And out of it came a pink lion, ridden by some chubby kid and... Cute Nerd girl? So this was who she was talking about? And he got her a lion!? How did he even... No, now is the time to show her what you're made of. To the dance floor! Kyle strutted in to the decorated gym. Sour Cream was DJing, and a lot of people were dancing already. Kyle started to show off with his dance moves, and quickly became the center of a crowd of kids... Except for two. The Cute and Lame duo were dancing together, not nearly as good as him. But, wait, was that kid... Glowing?

Bam

Suddenly the most beautiful creature he had ever seen was before him, dancing like an angel, wearing a tux top layered under a tank dress the same heavenly blue that Cute Nerd had been wearing. NOTHING MADE SENSE THIS WEEK!

"Hey, guys, I think you broke that kid." Sour Cream called out to the fusion, who immediately stopped dancing, looked at themselves, and split apart. But not before Kevin could see. So as Steven and Connie were apologizing to everyone and resuming their dancing, Kevin dragged his 'broken' little brother out of the gym, panicked from Stevonnie's momentary appearance.

"Hey Kevin? I think I'll need to rent a lion next time."

AN: Sorry for the wait! My utter laziness affects even my pastimes.