The Legend of Zelda: Dark-Type Princess
Hey, everyone, I'm back. New chapter, new jokes, new "What the h*** is going on?" feelings! Of course, there aren't any of those so far, but there sure will be!
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Chapter 3: Helping Out
Link went to the ranch Fado ran, and then he went to Fado, and the Rancher was asking for help with the Gogoat.
Fado and Link were talking about the routine, and Fado said, "You ready?"
Link said, "...I don't know any comeback questions to say 'yes,' so I'll just say it. HECK YEAH!"
Fado just got the routine started with Link this morning. The Gogoat were surprised by Link's yelling and Epona's blazing flames.
"HIYEEAAH!" Link shouted at one of the ones still outside the barn. He was agitating it, and it decided to go around the other side of Epona.
The Gogoat cried, "GOOOAT!" and rammed the backside of Epona, and that knocked off Link.
Link shouted, "YEEEOOW!" as he fell to the ground, and he got some minor scrapes and bruises.
He shook his head, and got back on Epona. He finished the rest of the job as normal.
Fado said, "Nice job, Link! But, uh, you ain't hurt, are ye?"
Link replied, "No, I'm fine. If someone were narrating this, they'd say I got some minor scrapes and bruises."
Fado continued, "That's good. But, remember, this is real life, not some random story written by some random author without asking for payment for the reading of his slash her story."
Link was staring at him, with a blank expression on his face. "Oddly specific, but..." he started, shrugging. He continued, "...fair point."
Fado told Link, "Well, you'd best be off, then!" Link was about to leave, when Fado asked, "But, before you go, would you like to ride around an' practice yer horse-Pokemon-back-riding a little?"
Link shook his head. "No, thanks. I'm good." With that, he took his leave, but got stopped by the fence at the start of the ranch. He fell off his Rapidash. "On second thought, maybe I'll take that offer."
Fado laughed. "Y'all are funny, ain'tcha?" They did just what Fado had suggested, and once again, Link was on his way.
Later, Link awoke to the sound of the young boy Talo shouting, "Hey, Link! It's morning already!"
Link screamed in surprise, fell out of bed, and shouted back, "ALL RIGHT, I'M COMING!" He climbed downstairs, walked outside, and went down the ladder that was the entry to his house to find an eager Talo, a slightly uninterested Beth and a Malo who just didnt seem to give a crud about this.
Beth said that there was a new toy at the store Sera had opened some time back.
Talo started asking for money from Beth. "Come on, Beth, can't you just lend it to us? Just for a little bit?"
Beth, who was now very annoyed, said, "Talo, if you want it so bad, just save the money up yourself!"
Link interrupted, "She's right, you know. It wouldn't kill you to-"
Talo shouted at him, "THAT'S NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS, LINK!"
Link chuckled nervously. "I'll... see you guys later. I have to help... Fado herd the Gogoat again. Bye!" He ran off, in fear of what would happen if he stayed.
Talo, now confused, asked rhetorically, "What was that all about?"
Beth responded, "You do NOT want to know."
Malo softly stated, "I wish I were born in a family with a slingshot instead of a waterwheel..." Beth and Talo looked at him, confused. "What? Did I say it too early?"
Link was running as fast as he could to get away, then he found himself in main Ordon Village, and he slowed to a stop as he saw his fellow villager, Hanch, standing on top of a stone... pillar(?) and talking to him.
Hanch said from the stone, "COME ON UP HERE! I NEED TO TALK TO YA! IT'S HURTING MY VOICE LIKE THIS!"
Link saw some vines, and climbed up them. Well, that was convenient, he thought.
Hanch said, "Hey, there ya are. See that Purrloin over there, by the dock?" He pointed.
Link looked over where Hanch was pointing. "Yeah, what about it?"
"That cat is just staring at its reflection there, and it's trying to catch a fish, like a Barboach or something."
"Nothing wrong with that."
"Don'tcha see? That Purrloin couldn't even catch a Magikarp! It's wasting its time!"
"Okay, your point is...?"
Hanch groaned in frustration. "Never mind, Link! That's not even why I wanted to talk to you, anyway."
"Ah. Then, what is your reason?" Link asked.
Hanch pointed to a clump of grass shaped like Hawlucha wings. "See that grass on that rock over there? I think I've seen you call that Hawlucha with it."
Link thought back, and said, "Oh, yeah, I guess I have." He chuckled.
"You might want to use that later, Link."
Link nodded. "Okay, I'll make sure of that." He clmbed down the wall of vines, and walked off, waving and thanking Hanch.
Next, Link came across Uli, wife of Rusl. She looked in trouble. Not physical, but more like it was emotional. Link decided to walk up to her and ask what was wrong.
Uli sighed, then sadly said, "Oh, Link, thanks for your concern, but I don't think you can help at the moment. You see, Colin's cradle was dropped in the stream, and I can't seem to be able to get it back." She sighed again.
Link looked down in grief for the matter of Uli's cradle, but then looked up and said, "Maybe I could help you find it, Uli!"
Uli smiled, and said, "Thanks for your help, Link, because I don't know what I'd do without you around."
Link blushed. "Yeah, I'll- I'll help however I can." He walked off, waving to Uli, and thinking, That was really embarrassing.
He thought about looking for the cradle, and it was discovered to be in the hands of a Pansage at the end of the stream. It was on a rock he couldn't reach if he tried, because it was in the middle of a small pond.
He thought, Why, that little... I'll make him pay.
He thought back to when he talked to Hanch a couple minutes ago, and he thought about the Hawlucha grass. He went up to the pillar(?) again, and jumped over to the one with the Hawlucha grass. He picked a piece of it from the plant, and blew into it. It made a low whistling song that seemed to make him feel like he was a bird each time he used it. He waited after he stopped blowing, and a few seconds later, a Hawlucha had flown over to him and perched itself on his arm. Hawlucha was now waiting for his command.
Link told the Hawlucha, "Hey, I need you to get the cradle over there to me. Can you do that?"
Hawlucha was still on his arm, reluctantly sitting there, waiting for him to say a certain word.
Link sighed. "Please?" he said, slightly annoyed.
Hawlucha nodded. "Lu," it told him. It then took off soaring over to the cradle, bringing it to Link, and flew over to his side, saying, "Haw, cha, lu, lucha, hawlu?" which translated to "Now, see, was that so hard?"
Link guessed correctly at what it was saying, and said, "No, but you're supposed to listen to whoever calls you no matter what."
Hawlucha simply scoffed and said, "Hawlu, lu," which translates to "Whatever." It then took off.
He said to himself, "I will never understand that Flying-type." Then he realizes what he just said, and remembers how he guessed at Hawlucha's language, and said, "Wait, I take that back." He then walked off with the cradle in his hands. Or, more specifically, jumped off in the direction he got up there from to the first pillar(?) and jumped off to the ground.
He walked over to Uli, and she was surprised to find that Link had brought back the cradle to her.
"Oh, Link! You actually found it!" she said.
"Well, of course!" he replied. "Wait, you were thinking I wouldn't find it at all?"
"What? Oh, sorry, I was just extremely surprised to see it again."
"Are you sure that you weren't having faith in me?" he teased.
"Are you sure that you want to argue with the pregnant woman?" she said in agitation.
Link then metaphorically put his foot in his mouth. "...F-fair point, Uli," he stuttered in fear. "S-s-sorry."
Uli then said, "Thanks, though, Link. Come bring it to my house." She then walked to her house.
Link shrugged, then followed her. Okay, I don't see where this is going- wait, scratch that. Anyway, this is not making sense. Can't she just- wait, scratch that, too. In fact, scratch everything I think, Link thought.
When they got there, Uli said, "Thanks, Link. Oh, wait, I almost forgot. Here's something Colin made for you." She then handed the gift to Link: a fishing rod.
Link smiled and said to Uli, "Thanks, Uli. I'll have to thank Colin when I get back to the others." He then waved to Uli, and walked away.
He thought back to what Hanch had said before the Hawlucha grass, about the Purrloin by the stream. He decided to go fishing over there, and then he used his new fishing rod to catch a fish. It was a struggle, but he caught an Ordon Basculin. He set it on the shore, and the Purrloin picked it up with his mouth, running off with it to Sera's shop.
Link went to Sera's shop, and found that Sera was happily watching her Purrloin lap away at his milk.
Sera said to Link, "Oh, Link! You should've seen it! Purrloin came in here and brought a Basculin! He caught it by his little, old self!"
Link chuckled nervously. "Yeah, by himself..."
Sera continued, not noticing Link's behavior, "I'm so happy, I'll give you a little present!" She then gave Link a half-bottle of milk.
Link was confused at this point. "Uh...thanks?"
Sera told him, "Oh, also, you can use that bottle for other stuff. It's called recycling. Kids these days throw those things out like the whole world was disposable!"
"Well, thanks!" Link said. "I've got forty rupees. How much is the slingshot?"
Sera was surprised to see Link ask for the slingshot before anyone else. As well as the fact that he had the exact amount needed to buy it. "Link! You can't at least let the kids play with it?"
Link did a facepalm. "That's what I was intending to do, Sera."
Sera metaphorically put her foot in her mouth. "Oh. It's forty rupees. Also, if you run out of pellets, you can just use pumpkin seeds."
Link said, "Thanks, Sera! Thanks for the tip!" He exchanged the forty rupees he had left in his pocket for the slingshot.
"Now, you be nice with that thing, you hear?"
He chuckled. "Okay, I will. See you later, Sera!" And with that, he walked out the door.
Well, here it is, ladies and gentlemen! The third chapter of The Legend of Zelda: Dark-Type Princess! Sorry it took so long, I had limited access to my computer, so I wasn't able to get much done at once. But, either way, I hope you liked it!