The Legend of Zelda: Dark-Type Princess
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Chapter 5: Monkeying Around
Link was running toward the bridge to Faron Woods. He came across Beth, who was all tired out.
"He went... haah... That way... haah... I can't... haah... Keep up... haah... With him..." She was clearly exhausted.
"Thanks, Beth," Link said. He then headed off.
About twenty feet ahead was Malo. He was just standing there, like he would have gone after Talo, but he just wanted bad stuff to happen. Typical Malo. (that was a joke) "They went that way."
Link kinda rolled his eyes. "I kinda got that from Beth. But, thanks anyway." He kept going.
Malo was upset at this. "...Well, that's the last time I try to help anybody." (just added that in for kicks and giggles)
Anyway, Link was by the Faron Woods spring. He was headed over to the forest temple, because he thought that was the most likely place for him to have gone. He wasn't sure why, he just had a hunch.
On his way there, he came across a couple of Farfetch'd, and he made it to the Temple.
"Link! HELP US!" Talo cried. ...Us? Link thought.
"PANSAGE PAN!" He could hear the Pansage, and it was also crying for help. When he got there, he was surprised at what he saw.
"TALO!" he cried as he saw the two in a cage. "And... the Pansage?" Okay, am I missing something here? he thought to himself. "Never mind, I'll help you!" He ran and slashed at the Farfetch'd, and POOF! They vanished. That... is not... normal.
"Hey, that was cool and all, but could you HELP US OUT OF THIS FREAKING CAGE?!" Talo shouted at Link.
Link screamed in pain as he covered his ears. "I see what Beth meant by you being loud. Eh, whatever. Link, to the rescue!" He chuckled. "I've always wanted to say that."
"WHO CARES?! GET US OUT, FOR GODDESS'S SAKE!"
This time, the Pansage also covered her ears. "PAAAAN!"
"AAAAGH! Fine! Just, please, QUIT YELLING!" He cut the bars of the cage (because, duh, they were wooden) and it collapsed around Talo and the Pansage.
"Ugh, finally. BE QUICKER NEXT TIME!"
"YAAAUGH! Two things: One, be grateful I did save you, and two, I thought I told you to QUIT YELLING!"
"Pfft, whatever." He turned and walked off.
Link muttered under his breath, "Ungrateful brat. If I ever have to save the world, I'm gonna remember not to save him." (...Okay, then. I'm sure they have medicine for that.)
When they returned to the village, they went home. The last look Talo gave Link that day was an angered look.
Why won't that kid ever do what he's told? That's the least he could do for me saving him!
The next morning, Link was asleep. That was, until Fado woke him up... again.
"HEY, LINK!"
"WAAAGH!" Link fell out of bed... for the third day in a row. "Let me guess, Fado, I need to wrangle the Gogoat... again?"
"Naw, I think I got it this morning, so y'all can relax today. What made ya think I was gon' ask y'all today?"
"Let's just say... it's part of my daily life." Link shrugged.
"Well, do what y'all gotta get done 'round here." And with that, Fado walked back to the ranch.
I have got to get another day job, Link thought.
After Fado left, Link decided to go to the ranch anyway. First, I'm gonna talk to Mayor Bo, he thought to himself.
He set for the Mayor, and then the inevitable happened:
"AIIYI! ONE OF THEM GOGOAT DONE GOT LOOSE!"
"This is why I should have worked today." Link got into position, and the Gogoat was charging from the ranch. "A'ight, Gogoat, just you and me."
"GOOAT GO!"
Steady...
The Gogoat was still charging.
Stay steady, Link, you can do this...
The Gogoat was nearly on him.
"HWAA-"
"GOGOAT!" And with that, the Gogoat ran him over?
"DUWAUGH!" Link exclaimed as the Gogoat knocked him down.
Gogoat was heading out of the village, and nobody could stop it.
Bo sighed in frustration. "Goddesses, help us all..." he muttered.
"I'll write a check for you, Mary Ann..." Link slurred. "I don't know what a check is, but I'll write one for you."
"YOU BROKE HIM, FADO!" Bo shouted.
A few minutes later, Link opened his eyes. "What happened?" He rubbed his head. "I feel like I just got run over by a Gogoat."
Bo blinked. "You were run over by a Gogoat. How many fingers am I holding up?" He held four fingers out.
"...Four?"
"He's good. Take back the ice, Rusl."
Rusl was apparently holding a sac of ice. "And I was hoping to use this," he muttered.
Link was confused at this point. "What was that all about?"
Bo shrugged. "I don't want to know. Fado is gonna be charged 50 Rupees for that Gogoat. Be more prepared next time, okay?"
Link groaned. "Okay," he griped.
Then another Gogoat got out.
Link walked away. "Your village, your problem. I'm gone."
The Gogoat ran out to where Link was. Link then suddenly turned around and grabbed the Gogoat's horns. He flipped the Gogoat on its side, and everything went smoothly after. For a few minutes, anyway.
"LINK!"
"HAI!" Link shouted from fright. He turned around. "Ilia?"
"You should take better care of your horse! Look at her!"
Link did so, but saw nothing wrong. "What's wrong with Epona?"
"She has a cut on her left leg!"
"Can we talk tomorrow? I've had enough stress for one day. Plus, it would be more suspenseful, since tomorrow I have to deliver to Hyrule Castle."
"Yeah, that makes sense. But if a Machop comes riding in on a Grumpig while we're talking and takes me away along with the kids and I get amnesia where you have to give me my charm necklace to make me remember everything, I blame you."
Link blinked. "Eerily specific, but alright. It's settled!"
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