The team rushed downstairs to find what was, to them, a bunch of hobos some of which looked like Cap and Widow. The canon Tony stepped out, "What the hell happened?"
"We woke up in Jersey and tried to get here," Sam replied
"Is there anyway we can go home," Steve asked
"Follow me," Tony said with a grin
Tony lead the Avengers to this huge container. Standing in front of it was a face the team knew all to well. "I see you have fun getting here," said Vision. Tony opened the box and inside were The Avengers' uniforms and the telelporter. "Help yourselves!"
After the Avengers were ready they unwillingly stepped on to the platform. "Don't worry," said Tony "I fixed it up as soon as you guys left the first time.' A huge beam of light surrounded the team as they were whisked into what they hopped would be home.
They were wrong
They found themselves on the Helecarrier surrounded by dozens of men pointing their weapons at them. "Avengers, stand your ground" but do not strike." Cap commanded. A woman walked up to the group. She was short, stocky but fit and around in her 40s. She held out her hand to Cap and greeted him "Hi there, my names Philipa Colson." Natasha's eyes widened. "Now," Philpa continued "What are you doing in my planet."
"Who is in command here?" Cap questioned
"That's non of your concern,"
"I think you will find it is,"
"Don't make me shoot you," the soldiers surrounding the team raised their weapons and waited for a command. Cap's eyes darted round. "I'm going to give you the count of three to leave," Philipa threatened motionlessly.
"Tony!" Steve warned
"I'm trying Cap!" Tony shouted as he fiddled around with the panel
"Three"
"Two"
"One"
The team leaped into action. Black Widow jumped over one of the soldiers whilst kicking another in the chest. Falcon grabbed the soldier that Widow had leaped over and dropped him onto Vision who threw him onto another few guards. Cap threw his shield at two of the guards whilst punching the other two. Ironman and War Machine blew up some of the guns by sending small missiles into them causing them to implode.
Philipa reached for her Bluetooth and said "Send them in." The team looked round to see what looked like a female team with one male member.
"Avengers Assemble!" Yelled The Captain America and the two teams started fighting each other. Ironman flew back to try and get them out for there but was swept up by Ironwoman then they engaged in a shoot out as they flew around and shot misses at each other. Scarlet Which was currently facing a female version of Thor and was losing until Vision showed up and used his mind stone to knock her back. The two Captain Americas were also fighting each other like the Black Widows along with Falcon helping in between.
The fight went on for ages until they heard a voice all to familiar. Hulk's. The two teams to looked over to see the Superfamily Avengers. "Stop or Hulk will smash you all!"
"Thanks Hulk," said Captain America "We all need to stop fighting, this is exactly what you warned us about!" He said pointing to the Canon Tony.
"Do you have any idea who is behind this?" She-Thor asked
"I do," said Cap. "It's Loki, it was all along."