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This message was sent to Sasuke, it is from the killer known as "KIRA" we have intercepted it and will NOT give it to Sauske because we cannot lose his emo power.
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Dear Sauske,
I am Kira. The same Kira who has been killing all things that are evil in this world for some time now. I am sure you have heard of me. Any way enough about my god-like powers. I'm sorry did I say god LIKE powers I meant god powers. But any way moving right along. I have used my god powers to locate the one person in all the anime realms strong enough to help me defeat a new scarier threat. It is known as "High School Musical 2: The corruption of the innocent … again". We never saw the first one coming, we assumed it was just another Disney original movie, with aspiring young actors and actresses who unemotionally read the script off of the page to an uninteresting plot. But no it attacked us like … uh… like something that attacks with out warning. OH I know it attacked us like you get a random encounter in the old Final Fantasy games, but not the new one, with that gay kid as the main character. Well any way I believe that we should team up forces to make a being so great the world has never seen it we shall call it :killemoer or emo killing squad or Kiremo or maybe Kuriboh, yes that's it the world shall fear the name Kuriboh. Our organization will be little but powerful. We shall kill all threats to our emo way of life. Like High School Musical and Football practice and people who smile. Their blood shall run like a river. And not like a little river either like great rapids like you could go rafting on this river that's the kinda river I'm talking about. I mean lots of blood. Like uber pwnage. We can even take out that pansy, what's his name oh yeah Satan we should kill Satan and steal hell. Man this plan is awesome. Any way get back to me as soon as possible, I'll be waiting.
Love,
Kira
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Okay guys you seriously need to send in your emails to Naruto characters. The Hokage has been beating me with his belt for hours. IT HURTS LIKE HELL!!!! Come on help a guy out. Please I need your emails to keep my skin.
Please hurry,
Sejes Ruins