Hello and welcome to another Deadpool review. Sorry it has been a while but I have a life, which some people clearly don't. I would like to thank all of my reviewers and Raven34link those tacos were awesome (unlike me in Badger origins). This episode is called Speed & Spike which is a very, very stupid name. Hey I'm fast and I have a spyke (kids won't get that) this could be my late debut (about time as well).
Ok so we start off in a city, I'm from a city I think. It was something like that at least. There is a whistle and oh its basketball. I love basketball...well I use grenades instead of a ball but that is just me. There are cheerleaders and a coach that yells (like every film ever). There is thirty five seconds left on the clock and the score is so close. Hey a kid with silver hair, I wonder who has that (Is he old or Quicksilver? I doubt both since they both suck). Ha, ha he failed at a slam dunk. Weather girl (is that the name I gave her?) is there, she like basketball...this is weird I always saw her as an extreme sports kind of person. Five seconds on the clock and he throws it in the air and oh my Deadpool he is knocked over ha,ha. The ball goes...in and the spike come out (What? Spikes? Is he like wolverine or something? I know he had a few lady friends but I thought he was the kind of person who was safe, no, ok then). The crowd cheers and the kid is lifted into the air and dismisses his bone spikes. The silver haired kid looks unhappy though and walks away. The opening credits come up which are just a stupid version of the 90's opening credits. Oh this is Spyke...Who is he? I need a stupid name for him quickly.
People are congratulating bones (it was either that or useless) but the silver haired kid doesn't look happy. He is angry and it turns out he is actually quick and silver could he be...no. He leaves and Weather girl comes in. bones is related to Weather girl. Oh no she knows about his spikes and when he sneezes the spikes come out (that could be a problem with the ladies). BBQ I love BBQ. Weather girl thinks bones should go to the institute and he can punch a tree. Why is it all these kids actually want to go to school (probably because he has to talk to his parents. Wheels thinks they should go to plan B because bones is being stubborn. Theres another mutant at the game is this speed? School is over and bones goes to his locker. It turns out he has lost his money and grey hair turns up. They are arguing about who is better at basketball. Ha he said bonafide. Grey hair gives him some money and they do a modern handshake. Wow grey hair has issues. Redhead and one eye are trying to get him to to the institute. Super Powers are cool (Yeah when they arent s**t like Jubilees). Mutants are freaks? School stuff? It went well? The dialogue is terrible.
Redhead knows he is going out the window and bones starts to skate away. Just lift him up or something. He then breaks into a school hoping to catch the speed freak. A twister of locker stuff appears (what is with lockers and bad guys?). QUICKSILVER, seriously who gives a f**k about him (apparently two movie studios do). So grey hair has boredom issues and is a general t**t. The police arrive and bones is caught.
Bones is in prison. Everyone comes to get him and it wasn't him (it never is). He has to go to the institute to get out of prison (but how will he survive after being in prison so long?) Everyone is eating breakfast (everyone loves bacon in the morning blue elf, it has the power of resurrection) and bones is sleeping. Badger likes sausages and redhead can lift them (ha Badger doesn't care about other peoples concern. It was like the time I told him he had a sword in his back but he didn't care). Did Badger call blue elf an elf after he climbed on the chandelier? Badger has a vengeance problem and is going to school.
The Brotherhood are waiting. The blue woman or whatever I call her is talking to a mysterious guy about grey hair. Why does the shadowy guy care (its not like they are related, Imagine it though, I hear fanfiction). They intend to use the grudge bones and grey hair have to recruit grey hair. Ooh spooky.
Bones is training in the danger room on his skateboard. He seems to do pretty well even with all the balls coming his way but the lasers knock him off. Badger helps him up and Catwoman tells him that there is a game. Is he playing against his old team? There is a score to settle and bones can do it himself. Grey hair throws one eye to the ground and grey hair floors bones. They go to fight grey hair but he is too fast. Redhead lifts him off the ground and grey hair turns into a twister (I just realised, how did they get into their suits so quickly?) One eye shoots grey hair and bones traps him. Oh my Deadpool a recording tape (as if they still exist) and the police show up.
Grey hair is in prison and the shadowy guy appears. The bars break and grey hair goes with the mysterious guy after accepting a job. Blue elf then cannonballs into the ball and Catwoman gets wet (ha its funny because cats don't like water). Bones cannonballs but spikes come out destroying Catwomans inflatable thing. That is the end of the episode. I'm not in this one but, for, oh come on I should be in it. I'm kid friendly I was in Ultimate Spider Man that one time. I'm going to change all of this (not like the time I killed the universe, that was just weird). Please review (if you don't I will go all godfather on you) and apparently I don't own this, who would have guessed.