Hello and welcome to another Deadpool review. I would like to thank all of my reviews for the previous chapter, oh wait. I'm joking really. It is perfectly natural to be unable to type after reading awesomeness. This episode is called Middleverse (I cannot think of a joke for that) and lets begin.
We begin at the school with college rock playing (I'm going to hate this) and people are enjoying their lunch. One eye doesn't want to go to a part and Ha moo juice. It might be fun and Catwoman cannot go. Blue elf gets annoyed and apparently girls love fuzzy dude (I might give that a try). Catwoman leaves and Blue elf is sure she is into him (does this sound familiar). The cool mutants are afraid to socialise, well one eye at least. Blue elf dances on the table and hs tail falls out. One eye pulls him down and the two have an argument. Blue elf then teleports away. Goth is reading dracula and goes all Badger with the smelling
Blue elf breaks his watch and goth goes looking for him. Hang on Blue elf cannot teleport to where he cannot see.
The writers for X-men evolution are sitting in a board room eating pizza.
''So for series 5 I think we should just leave Deadpool out of it.'' One of the writers said. They all started to laugh and mock Deadpool.
''I was here to tell you, you screwed up but this is now personal.'' Deadpool said as he got out a flamethrower.
''Deadpool stop stealing my flame thrower.'' Pyro screamed.
''Nobody like you.'' Deadpool yelled back.
That was weird. Back to the review. What is a custodian? Blue elf activates a computer and I just sighed because in the 70's they didn't have that fancy s**t, I should know Badger cut my head off back then (sort of). The lab is about to blow up and blue elf forgets he can teleport out of rooms now. The opening credits start.
The timer is going and Blue elf presses every button. He then gets thrown through the door and goth walks up to him. Everything is destroyed and electricity is everywhere, what is thrash...Oh trash. She walks up to a device (Gambit just told me a really dirty joke) which didn't get destroyed (convenient, like Badgers healing factor). Blue elf walks up to her and they fight over the device which ends up blasting blue elf Goth throws it away and points out the obvious (thanks I sometimes forget I'm Daredevil).
Blue elf thinks he is in the Twilight Zone (which had been off air for several years) and all these ghost students disappear and reappear (like the production for the Lone Ranger...and the fans). He starts screaming when he sees catwoman with bones and he gets jealous (how is there no fanfiction based on that?) Frog boy tries to eat a bug for lunch (I've had worse...Gambits cooking something not spicy). He nearly gets hit by a car and is yelled out. The principle likes her new car. Goth carries the device on a pole and throws it away and frogboy finds it. Is this meant to be a plot point or what?
Frog boy finds out that the device is fun and teleports the bin. One eye and redhead walk down the corridor and people run yelling about a demon. Blue elf is no where to be seen and redhead cannot find him anywhere. Goth starts to feel guilty. They think locker opener and fudge guy and they start to fight (slim is an insult? What is it with this show). Ha he said rock you to redhead. The principle breaks up the fight, One eye and redhead go to the principal's office.
Frogboy shoots things and they end up with Blue elf. The office is empty and frogboy shoots the car. There is a brief mental reading and they go after frogboy. Blue elf then finds some 70's guy, a harmless blue fuzzball hey (is that what you said when you teleported me into a theatre with the notebook playing?) They start to talk and 70's guy thinks he is trippy (like Jubilee on her birthday).
The X-men go after frogboy (this is getting on my nerves, where is everyone getting their outfits). 7-'s guy uses his robot arm to fix a machine. He invented the middleverse (fair enough) and he has been there since the 70's hence the name. He has been there for 30 years. Blue elf gets silly ideas and is disappointed when he finds out that he cannot go into the girls locker room (a burn, Pyro will be the judge of that). Blue elf is given a machine to go back to the real world.
Frogboy is in a tree and they get the machine. Bones just stole the stick around line from Predator and goth admits to teleporting blue elf. They go to the place it happened and it turns out Catwoman is smart (who knew). One eye goes to destroy the machine and Catwoman cannot understand men (we like explosions, explosions are cool...I sound so much like that guy with the box)
''Exterminate.'' A Dalek screams.
''Die golden banana shooting things with a plumber thingy.'' Deadpool yells before being knocked over by the TARDIS.
Wow...I should write more on that (review if you want it). Blue elf teleports and tries to tell them to reset the machine but they're not sure what he meant because he said don't as well. Is this a moral story on why you should not be a joker. One eye then resets the machine after listing its functions. Blue elf and 70's guy appear with angel music playing but go after some more power. The brotherhood appear and goth walks away. They start to fight. Blue elf then tells 70's guy to get the car battery (70's slang is wack? What the f**k is that).
The fight continues and they knock fudge guy over. Locker opener (who I might change his name, review if you have suggestions) makes Catwoman phase through the wall. Bones makes frogboy bounce into some spiky things (superbowl is an insult, is that what he said). Blue elf and 70's guy drive through the portal and frogboy make a fat joke. Goth watches the X-men from a distance. 70's guy goes looking for his parents (they won't be freaked or anything). There is more college music and they all become friends again (predictable). If only they both calmed down a little and One eye makes a joke (it was s**t) and they go to a party.
Well I hope you enjoyed and please review. I'm still not in the series now so I'm going to cry silently (as silent as you can be with a gun). If you have any ideas for Locker openers new name please say and if you want me writing my own fanfic. Be nice or I will put a grenade under your pillow. I give this episode 3/5 stars for good story but nothing really major happened, I cant believe I forgot about that.