Hello and welcome to the latest Deadpool review. Please review and send me chimichangas PLEASE. I am going to review the episode Survival of the fittest (I'm desperately trying not to smirk). Lets get started.
We start of in a maximum security facility. A guard opens a magic turning door and hand lock laser door. Ohh a Hulk cell with an eye lock (whatever happened to the key thing?) He presses a button and a guy is in liquid (me? Hopefully). The liquid is released and blue girl. F**K Its the Juggernauth b***h, stop blacking out my swears. The opening credits start.
There is a weird army guy who plans on turning teens in commandos (is that legal? Do they care) and ha they are going to follow one eye. Goth wants to hotwire a bus whilst the others complain. Survival training with Wolverine? I heard when he was a kid they left him in a forest with a pencil, well that is Canadian school for you, oh snap. The brotherhood kids start to complain. They make fun of fudge guy and they plan on beating them.
Blue woman gives us some exposition about helmet guy and well that is brothers for you. A bunch of backstabbing t***s. Do you think he is going to try and kill wheels or ha he threw blue lady out of the way. The stubborn t**t.
Fudge guy makes a rope snap whilst locker opener and one eye race at everything. This is a surprisingly long obstacle course. They won't use their powers #LOL. I bet they won't not that locker opener is winning...I was right. They start to argue with the brotherhood whilst the commando guy blows a whistle (ha he blows). 60 press ups I can do 400 on an elephant whilst fighting Galactus. Mount humiliation? They all have to get up there as a team (foreshadowing for the billion times they have worked together) but it is also a race. Rock tumbler, brilliant.
They won't use their powers and red head starts to be really weird about the no powers. Wheels and badger are watching the kids using Cerebro. They find helmet guy and wheels is afraid that his brother has escape. So helmet guy enhanced his powers. We know he is evil because he throws police cars with swag. The X-men start running through the forest and they all hate it, I did that everyday at gym: Canadian school. The brotherhood start climbing the mountain by holding onto fudge guy. Weather girl starts to screw around with the jet (which I'm not jealous of...at all) and she makes the weather strange. So make it hard for him to see, ok. Is it me or is wheels just for exposition. Do Magneto and Juggernaut both buy their helmets from the same shop? Imagine if I was there.
''Hi, I would like to buy a helmet.''
''Sure.''
That would be so awesome. Back to the review. Helmet guy destroys a train because why the hell not, they are always late. The brotherhood are climbing a mountain and decided to walk into an abandoned mine because keep out signs mean please enter. One eye and human blue elf start talking. Wait Blue elf cannot teleport without seeing where he is going.
''What the f**k dude?''
''How do you do that when you swear?''
''Hannibal1996 makes me do it, that guy is such a p***y. Dammit Hannibal1996''
One eye makes bone guy use his bones to attach the rope to the mountain. The X-men look at one eye as if he is a tool. The brotherhood run through the very safe mine. Locker opener uses his powers to make the mine cave in on itself. My common sense was tingling. Bone guy falls off the mountain and red head catches him (she looks weird hot in that outfit like catwoman and goth). Why does redhead shorts keep changing sizes? The brotherhood is stuck.
Wheels explains to Badger about helmet guy as helmet enters. Badger attacks him and they start to fight. Badger is thrown into the building (Like in X-3 where Helmet guy throws badger into the building he wasn't meant to let him get into). Helmet guy walks through the wall like a don and blue girl is annoyed with his method. Badger is beaten up and Cerebro is destroyed. The two brothers meet.
One eye goes down to the brotherhood but they are still to stubborn and race. Quick guy runs and blue elf teleports but then weather girl appears and gets them to unite. They throw the flag to the commando guy Captain America style (watch the movie) and a picture because they had time to do that.
Helmet guy is ready to kill wheels and blue woman. They start to sessions but helmet guy doesn't care he is the Juggernaut b***h. Hannibal1996 I hate you for doing that. The X Men and Brotherhood appear. Red head lifts him but faints. Fudge guy pushes him over whilst blue elf unclips the helmet. One eye shoots him and locker opener makes him fall over whilst quick guy unstraps the other helmet lock. Weather girl then uses wind to push him over. Catwoman takes off the final lock and frog boy uses his tongue to remove the helmet. Wheels gets in his head and knocks him out in the nick of time. The brotherhood leaves and they have hate/freind talk.
Helmet guy is in his Hulk prison and they go to fix Cerebro. Helmet guy won't change and no one else will. Red head and one eye start to flirt (they must be going out. I mean seriously).
Well that is the end of the episode. Please review or I will cry (not like I do. Shut up Domino, I had a grenade in my eye when we watched X-men Origins: Wolverine. They didn't completely ruin me...Oh shut up). I give this episode ⅗ stars for being nothing special but still an enjoyable episode.