Hello fellow fanfictionites or fanfictioners or relationship-less nerds (thats right Hannibal1996 I'm talking to you). This episode is called Shadowed past, my past is shadowed I bet its me. I can picture it now.
''We love you Deadpool.'' Kitty said. All the X-girls were in bikinis whilst Deadpool was in the gym lifting infinite weights.
''And you're much more handsome and awesome than Wolverine and Gambit.'' Rogue said. Wolverine and Gambit couldn't lift up a pencil
''F**k you Hannibal1996 f**k you.'' Deadpool said as he drank a martini whilst holding up the weights.
Lets start. Alright its nighttime in the institute with hip music. Goth and Catwoman are getting ready for bed (yes). I have a question, why does Goth wear such sexy clothes when she don't want to touch anyone?
''I ask her that a lot mon ami.'' Gambit said.
Goth is talking on the phone about a book and Catwoman is playing with a dragon toy (NERD ALERT! She had a pet dragon in the comics). They started to get into bed and went to sleep. Does Goth sleep with a book? 50 shades of Gambit (I would read it). Goth starts to have nightmares about an evil castle and screaming about a monster. A woman runs away and out the castle. A floaty man follows and then wolfs chase the person. She runs through the snow and Goth starts to scream. OOH an old bridge...Magneto (I knew it...I did, shut up Hannibal1996). The woman drops the baby into the water. Goth wakes up screaming. Opening credits come on t build tension.
One eye and red head burst in. Goth is crying about the nightmare and Catwoman makes it all about her. She had this dream before? She never said anything. Blue elf and bones walk in. She talks about a baby and looks at blue elf. How does she know, she never saw the baby. Was it because they said monster? That is rude. The professor can solve any problem. Red head, Goth and blue elf go to the library and meet wheels. he then goes into Goths head and he goes to doctor Frankenstein's labs. It was blue lady and Magneto (who I haven't named yet) goes away. A family take the unharmed baby out of the river and adopt it like that whilst blue lady watches. It is one of Blue elfs suppressed memories and Goth touched someone. Ha Blue elf got turned down (rejected).
Wheels talks to blue woman (is that what I call her?) about the nightmare. Is it her baby? It is-well they are blue. I wonder if Azazel is the father. Ooh burn form Wheels. Badger starts to fly down the longest runway ever (and out of the batcave by the look of it). Blue elf hands in his paper after staring out of the window. Goth catches up with Blue elf and Blue elf is enthusiastic. Irene was strict? You know Goth could just have put on a recording and she wouldn't know. Blue eld then teleports away (even though he can only teleport within sight). Some kid turns out to be blue woman and she tries to get speedy to go in the institute to deliver a letter. Badger arrives at a place. Speedy leaves something for Blue elf without opening the door. Blue elf was looking at a picture of his family and goes to meet someone. The master of timing one eye appears when Blue elf leaves.
Speedy is talking about stuff with bucket head (maybe). He then goes to take care of a visitor (by flicking because Badger is made of metal). Badger runs into the castle and up the stairs making as much noise as possible (stealthy). He gets electrocuted and shot at but destroys the stuff (the public menace...private menace). The machines are all ruined (and he didn't get to do it). Wheels asks for a report at the most convenient time. Seriously? Logan knows it was used for DNA by the smell but he cant tell what Lynx I use. A bomb quickly run and avoid the explosion Die Hard style (Hydra Bob is good at that as well). He manages to get away as soon as the place falls apart.
One eye and Red head go through Blue elfs stuff under orders (privacy for you). They look at the letter and battle stations. Blue elf arrives and blue lady appears but she is hooded but reveals herself. Its impossible, really? The bad dialogue is fine but ripping off Star Wars is unforgivable. If I hadn't killed the writers on the first episode I would be furious. Fudge guy appears along with the other Brotherhood. Blue lady wants them to leave but they don't because they are on a mission from god...Or Magneto (I cant think of a name). Blue elf falls unconscious and more s**t dialogue. They defeat the brotherhood in rather hilarious ways but locker opener gets tackled by Goth. Fudge guy is trapped. Red head lifts up speedy the one eye shoots him because his laser wont burns him. Its to late for answers lie why I am not in it? Goth makes the ground shake and really? A bird (this is ridiculous, why don't she turn into a dragon or unicorn wizard or me). Badger, One eye and red head are talking to Wheels about the lab. Kablooey (hahahahaha). Who is willing to go that far? Oh yeah the awesome dude.
They decide not to tell Blue elf whilst he bonds with Goth. He cant accept it and they make a blue joke. Goth being smart, hahaha. Don't let her know I laughed at that. They bond and make it soppy (I'll grab the tissues). They go off to prepare. Gambit she can cry.
''I knew it.'' Gambit yelled.
Blue lady is sad about what has happened and somehow hears a girl say goodbye to her mum (she can change individual parts of her body?)
right that is the end of the episode. I give it 3/5 stars for being good but not great (the lack of explosions made me lower the mark). Well until next time guys and REVIEW or Hydra bob will cry.