Hello and welcomes to another Deadpool review. Sorry it has been a while but I have been busy fighting Carnage, chatting up Polaris (yeah she turned me down...Big time) and I did the 100 taco challenge. But I was always thinking about you guys even when a red neck was stabbing me. Today I will be reviewing The Cauldron. So then, lets gets started.
We start off at the institute and a red car speeds towards the building. One eye is happy? Never seen that before. Red head is annoyed with One eye not taking his homework (the guy has only limited depth perception, give him a break). She sees someone in the bushes (smirking a little) and thinks it's catwoman (Piotr has told me some funny things about her but nothing like that). She looks around and it is frogboy. He starts jumping everywhere and knocks Red head down but then she pushes him back. Look Frogboy you are a frog or Pingu, something like that...Where was my point? Never mind. Red head throws him into the well but a metal ball appears (I think I heard Piotr saying something about Catwoman having several of those). She looks at it and it opens up. She is then taken into the ball. Ha, ha Frogboy likes going into balls (insert dirty comment and Catwoman here). Then we have the opening credits.
Hawaii...Didn't Coulson go there? We see some guys looking for a guy called Alex. Alex (trying to think of funny name) looks up at the sun and something hits his surfboard knocking him over. A shark? Really writers? Laser hands then shoots the shark but the shark is ok, here that nature people. Your precious Shark is ok whilst Galactus destroys an entire world. I hope you are happy. Badger and Wheels are looking at the kid and ooh, One eye has a brother...Plane crash? Sounds...Liam Neeson. Laser hands actually no surfer yes surfer is then confronted by some mysterious dude. He starts to convince surfer that he is a doctor and I KNEW IT it was bucket head all along. Badger is in the jet (which he still won't let me drive...With permission). One eye is talking to Wheels about surfer and he starts to have a mini-meltdown. Is Wheels specifically for exposition? I love that he takes one eyes bag and has a special ramp.
Everyone is disappointed that they got ditched and blue elf has an idea (for once) about a road trip (not a good one). They drive off and seriously? A cat? I don't know why she doesn't turn into a statue...Oh yeah the movie. Badger and One eye start to look around and find prints on a beach but they disappear (it's a beach, the sand goes over the prints). The jet starts to move by itself and Badger jumps on it because that should stop it...Oh wait. One eye then sees surfer (I like that one more). The two brothers instantly recognise each other and then have lots of banter. They climb up the cliff and go to meet bucket head (new name arriving soon...How about a competition?) The two get in a metal ball and go.
''Deadpool you better go Kitty found out you know.'' Piotr said.
''Deadpool. You better not write that into your blog.'' Kitty yelled.
''It's a review! (did I use that right?)'' Deadpool said.
The jet is flying on its own and the spirit of bucket god appears. He then starts to move around Badger but then throws him into the sea. He is ok because he is the Badger. He is the best at what he does and what he does isn't very nice. Weather lady or whatever walks in and accepts the fact there is a cat. She then electrocutes Blue lady (Isn't it lightning? Shouldn't it come from somewhere?) Goth likes the ocean breeze and hates being covered up. The road does something weird and they are rammed by the brotherhood. Bones fires spikes and then locker opener causes a rockslide. They then crash into fudge guy. Badger arrives on the beach and then fangs is waiting for him...Bub, now Badger is really angry.
Wheels arrives at asteroid M. Which I assume in space so the journey should have killed wheels but if it is on Earth then it isn't an asteroid but a floating rock from avatar. Wheels goes to talk to bucket and he assumes how he is doing a hunger games thing so that the victorious can live in sanctuary. But if they have to fight to get there then it really isn't that much of a sanctuary but a reward...Guess who is smart now. The X-men start to fight the brotherhood and Catwoman phases through Fudge guy. Blue elf is crushed by some rocks but he will be ok because he is foreign and it helps to have an international audience. Blue lady and weather girl fight more but oh snap Blue lady is down. Most of the brotherhood guys go accept for frogboy who is replaced by Goth. Fangs and Badger fight more. It turns out the X-men have beens enslaved. One eye has joined Bucket head.
Well that is the end of the episode. I intend on doing the other episode soon. Right I need you help now. What should be my fun name for bucket head or Magneto as they like to call him. Lets be honest though girls only like him for Mckellan, I mean does anyone really want Fassbender? Or is it the other way round. So what should be his nickname. If no one has any suggestions it will automatically become super stud if I remember. Right Catwoman is coming to phase my heart out because I may have told you about a certain thing about her so until next time, have fun.