Hello, it's me...Deadpool but I think you already know that. Now I know what you're going to say, 'Deadpool we missed you, we need crazy love'. Don't worry fans, you will get it but first I think we should watch some TV. I'm thinking Spiderman 2….Joking, we all know that Spiderman 3 was better (the spot on portrayal of Venom, so accurate and rich) or X-men 3 which we all know had the perfect Dark Phoenix adaption. You know what...X-men: Origins Wolverine.

"You liked that mon ami?" Gambit said as he sat with Deadpool in the rec room, they had a camera pointed at them and the TV on.

"Yeah...Ryan Reynolds as me was pretty good." Deadpool commented with a large grin. Nobody knew that he had a Ryan Reynolds poster on his wall.

"What about when they turned you into Baraka-pool?" Gambit asked.

"That was me? Bullshit...No, please...WHAT THE FUCK? I'M THE MERC WITH THE MOUTH SO WHY SHUT MY FUCKING MOUTH AND GIVE ME LASER EYES! I MEAN, WHY? I'M NOT TESTICLESS LIKE LASER EYES." Deadpool screamed, drawing the attention of everyone.

"It's ok mon ami, why don't we watch X-men: Evolution." Remy asked as he pointed to the DVD's on the floor.

"We finished that." Deadpool argued, laughing as if he thought Gambit was an idiot.

"There's three more seasons." Gambit said as he picked up the DVD's.

"Let's steal Jubilees chocolates and get shit done….By watching TV." Deadpool said as he put a pipe into his mouth and dropped it.

"You couldn't even do that when you made your own movie." Gambit said as he chuckled. Deadpool just hit him.

So, let's begin. Well we start with a football or soccer ball….Don't really give a fuck. But it's 4-4 with ten seconds left just like every sports game ever, wait, this is women's kicking ball game….Oh yes. Sansa Stark who apparently plays this game, Scotty boy must be happy if you get my drift (she can fetch beer quicker you dirty bastards). There's ten seconds left on the clock and everyone is hoping she would kick the ball but before she can three girls have to jump to the ground but she finally scores (unlike Scott). They win the game and they start hugging and...Well I would make a sex joke but that is too easy.

it turns out that Jean is dating a guy name's Duncan who swoops in before Scott can score. He apparently knows what girls like to hear which I know from experience is not, 'fetch me a sandwich'...Really not a good idea. Jean agrees to get a lift home with Duncan who intends to get lost and pulls the greatest rape face of all time (seriously, look at it). Scott then seems fine with a girl getting into a car with who he knows is a terrible driver.

We then cut to Scott, Kitty and Kurt stuck in traffic because that's what you want to see in an X-men cartoon, never would have been in the 90's one.

"Yeah I was in that one, so much better." Gambit said with a smug grin.

"Fuck you Gambit." Deadpool said.

"Rogue did...Phew, she's not here." Gambit said as he looked around, panicking.

Kitty and Kurt argue about some band while Scott nearly crashes. They witness a car chase which seems more entertaining and the driver nearly crashes into a school but tension please because it's time for the opening credits. Still missing me, needs me in there...THE AUDIENCE NEEDS TO KNOW I'M THERE. The X-men refuse to help since there's cameras but stitch teleports over to save the driver whilst soppy hair shoots the car. The heroes escape into a building when everyone starts thinking.

We are now at the school where the girl from Dogs Soldiers turns into a wolf, must be that time of the month. We also see the Human Torch who left the Fantastic Four when they fired him to hire a black guy (it was a PR thing). He crashes into multiple kid or whatever he is whilst reading an adult magazine. Vanilla ice freezes a statue to catch a ball, he then throws it at the Flash. Poo poo or Boom Boom (both mean the same to me) attempts to murder several class mates with a blowing up ball. Whilst all of this is happening, Charles and Logan are talking and worrying about the building damage rather than kids killing each oher. They watch the news to see that Scott was caught on camera because it's pretty hard to be discrete about a laser beam when I could have just appeared and blown up the car with a bazooka.

The teachers come out to talk to the meddling kids and Picard talks to soppy hair. They discuss morales and anomaminty about mutants walking the earth. You know, Picard sounds like the dad from man of steel. Soppy hair then skypes surfer dude who reveals that he wont come to the institute but is happy closing the door by blasting it. We are now back at the school so floppy hair can creepily stare at Sansa (all that needs to happen now is Batman saving him and boom...King Joffrey). He waves to her but she goes to Duncan the obnoxious douche (great mutant power). Frog moans with the rest of the happy crew and talk about one of them being in love with Kitty. Hey look Quicksilver, I will call you...Shots because you love shots (drinking, not being slaughtered by Ultron….Ok maybe that).

Smiles walks to some British girl and they become friends. I wonder how many people from manchester sound like upper class english people, just her. They announce that Kelly is now the principle because now, just why not? While this happens Nelson from the Simpsons tries to destroy the school to get the attention of Catwoman. Kelly nearly dies but it's ok because Sansa moves it out of the way and Nelson is told off. There's a joke and somehow everyone just forgets what happened. A thing just dropped out of the air and then flew across the room. Kelly talks about the students that has hidden subtext about the mutant struggle but forget that...GIRLS RUGBY I MEAN TENNIS I MEAN SPORTS!

They all have to go to the rally and then we go to soppy hair sitting by his car all mysterious. Catwoman yells at Nelson and she phases through his hand. Soppy hair threatens Nelson but Catwoman stops him and leaves...Ha ha. The happy group decide they should twist the words of the old man.

We skip to night and cheerleaders are cheerleading whilst the sports girls run to the field, I'm starting to think that the animators should have been working for Disney (if you don't get it...Watch Lion King). The X-men are getting excited but Rogue don't care, she's just being hot and gothy. They reveal the Bayville Hawk that catches fire and sends up fireworks...Pretty.

The game starts and Nelson steals the microphone along with the happy club. Shots is there with blubber and frogger. They talk about being a mutant and reveal all of the mutants, blowing the cover of Hogwarts and just ruining the game. Nelson attempts to reenact that scene from Dark Knight Rises whilst Shots attacks the principle (Where's Ultron when you need him). Soppy hair and the rest of the team go to do stuff whilst the happy club try to destroy more stuff.

The Breakfast club arrived (I wonder is soppy hair was ever forced to smoke?). Catwoman destroys all of the tapes whilst Sansa saves the principle but they still have to fight flubber. Goth girl touches flubber (first time he has been touched by a girl). Stitch kicks Frogger but it's all down to Nelson and Soppy hair which ends after one shot (just like Scott).

Weather person arrives and brings the rain and you can hear the thunder, especially if you come from down under...I think they should take cover. If you don't get that then just go to another fic right now...DO IT, JUST DO IT...DO IT.

"You're not Even Stevens." Gambit said as he pulled Deadpool back to the sofa.

"I remember that show...Before he was a dick." Deadpool said as he looked at his locket of Shia Lebouf before throwing it into the fire.

The rain clears the fire and Lisa I mean Kitty holds Nelson just as Rogue looks away due to jealousy...I want Kitty to, damn lucky Nelson. Picard attempts to wipe everyone's mind of the events that just happened despite him always going on about not doing that. He then falls unconscious just as everyone tries to work out what happened.

Picard wakes up in bed without his flute. They discuss the fact that magnet man could be behind it due to boring stuff. The world isn't ready yet for mutants or superman...Seriously, just like the dude from Man of Steel (let's hope Storm doesn't create a twister). It is hinted that Kelly (he's a dude, why does he have a girls name? You know what? This is a show where Stitch is shipped with Catwoman...I don't give a fuck).

Now that's it I'm afraid. The end of the episode and still no me or stings which is good because Wanda would kill me if I kill her brother. I'm sorry if you were offended by my humour but if you were...Why read this, you know what you're getting yourself into. I liked the episode, got everything back into gear. I think I'll give this a rating of 3-5. It was good but nothing really great happened in it, just getting us back into motion. So, what did you think..Should I finish the series or just go back to 4chan whilst you tell me all the jokes I accidently repeated, you're choice but do have fun.

"Pretty good Deadpool." Gambit said as he turned off the TV.

"Thanks...Ready for the rest of the series?" Deadpool asked as he ate some of Jubilees chocolates.

"Do you think I'll show up?" Gambit asked.

"Honestly….Nope." Deadpool said. Gambit just winked into the camera, Deadpool then stared at him.

"That's my thing." Deadpool replied.