Choji
Once upon a time there was a boy that liked eating lots of food.
One day he was in the village searching for food, anything was good but he forgot his wallet. So he was searching for his friends to borrow money from. In the end when he lost hope he saw Akamaru…
Some moments later he was with team 10 eating a hotdog, when he was nearly done, Kiba came with a speed that rivalled the 'Yellow Flash'. He came screaming at me about eating his dog or something. I told him that it was okay because the writhers of Naruto are gonna make filler flashbacks about him and then you will see him more. When the conversation ended I got hungry again. Then I ate the whole hotdog at once and walked away.
The next day Kiba sued my because I ate a hotdog, he claims that it was his dog. But I didn't eat a dog, because I think that hotdogs are way better than dogs.
*thinking*
Oh yeah, that was me who ate his dog. What do I need to do now?
Me: "Mr. Judge can we let this one go cause if we don't we will get a lot of fillers."
Mr. Judge guy: "You've got a good point let's leave this thing behind!"
Kiba: "WHHAAT?!"
Mr. Judge guy: "You heard me, let's leave this behind and you, just watch fillers about Akamaru."
*everyone goes home*
*Kiba goes home watching Akamaru fillers*
And I also went home, because I got reeeeally hungry again. I feel like I can eat a cat or something.
Next day when I'm watching TV, I saw a breaking news about a flying pig. I yell at my father that he needs to get me 100 kilo bacon because he said (flashback).
Me: "Daddy can I have 100 kilos of bacon?"
Father: "When pigs fly, my boy."
(end flashback)
After 2 days I finally got my bacon.
Yesterday I was at Sasuke and Naruto's wedding.
A week after the wedding I went to Sakura's funeral.