Ino
There was once upon a time a useless girl, her name was Ino.
I was being useless the whole month :(
It began when I woke up with this feeling that I would be useless, the whole month. I was right.
I stood up from my bed and walked towards my window and shoved the curtains away, when I saw Naruto fly by with a giant red fist like mark on his face. 'Must be Sakura.'
I grouped up with my team when I saw Kiba running to us while screaming his pet's name. I was standing there useless.
Later I was still standing there, still being useless the whole day.
Next day I didn't stop being useless. I decided to go to the market, when I stopped by the hospital. I looked up and saw Hinata on the rooftop, looking through a window. I was still standing there being useless. Then I heard a sound that sounded like someone was slapping Naruto while nearly ending his live. Again.
I got home still being useless.
Next week Naruto went after Sasuke, I know because I saw him leave but I was to useless to do something. So I got back to my beauty sleep. (the sleep wasn't that useful)
Next day he was back and married Sasuke, I went to the marriage hoping not to be useless, but I was still useless. After the marriage Sakura borrowed my 'Attack on Titan' DVD.
Next day I was helping Hinata moving a human shaped like bag into her basement. I walked down the stairs when I saw a huge room with a senpai-shrine, there was even a tooth. I decided to ignore it and walk after Hinata. We got to her basement and dumbed the bag, with a splash like blood was still slipping through a cake-slice like wound in the head like shape part of the bag.
Ino's thought: Hinata must have her period.
After I helped, I wasn't useless anymore :)
Next week I went to Sakura's funeral. I cried, not for my best (useless) friend but because I became the most annoying character again.