Neji
This is a story about the coolest guy in Konoha (when Sasuke was gone) and his name is Neji.
I woke up when I heard Hinata coming home with lots of ramen. She was very tired, but then she got energized again and ran away.
I grouped up with my team and we went on patrol. Lee was talking about Sakura while Tenten was juggling kunais, her dream is to become a clown, cause she failed in Naruto Shippuden.
We walked towards a girl who needed help with dragging her backpack, and for some reason there was also a talking monkey; but nothing was special in this anime cause everything can happen. We helped her to get to her friend's birthday, we learned some Spanish on the way and stopped an evil fox. During that she was asking the sky for where the bad guy was and the weirdest thing was that a blue arrow landed and pointed Swiper out. And it all ended with a nice song from the small animals.
Her name was Dora.
Next day I grouped up again with my team and this time Lee was talking about crossdressing and Tenten was now riding on a banana, on a freezer, on elephant, on Gai's turtle that was on lee's shoulders. It was easy cause nobody knew what the gravity was in Naruto (Shipudden). We then had an uneventful day and went home.
Next day I was with my team letting Tonton out. But I think that Lee misunderstood the mission, cause he tried to let the pig fly.
He was really convincing, so we helped. All I needed to do was giving Tonton an example of flying, it worked. Then I saw Shikamaru walk by and it was soooooo awkward, because I fell right on Lee. Getting my first kiss like in the second episode of Naruto. After the whole day we finally could let Tonton fly, sadly it didn't last long. He got cached by an Akamichi.
The day after, Naruto came back, he married Sasuke and I couldn't be there because I had to clean the house.
When I was done with the first floor, I left to clean the basement. On my walk there, I saw a hidden room. As I walked in I saw a senpai-shrine filed with stuff about Naruto. I decided not to clean this room, because why would you clean something you find totally weird?
*Hinata is coughing*
Next day Sakura was missing and at the same day I saw an useless Ino helping Hinata moving a human shaped like bag. Totally not suspicious. So I decided to play detective, and my nick name would be 'Neji the Ditective' oooh and I even could get a song.
Neji the Detective
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*background singers* Neji, Neji, Neji, Neji, Neji… *going higher and higher*
*main* It's Neji the Detective.
It would be awesome, and the best part is that the Hyuuga clan has the best singers and songwriters (Hinata is also one of them). After the song ended the girls were already gone and I snuck into the basement. I saw the bag with blood coming out a cake sliced like gap. There could be 2 reasons for the bag:
Hinata has her period
It's Sakura's missing body
I byakuganed the back and I saw something terrible.
It was Hinata's period.
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I screamed like a girl and hoped nobody heard me, I ran with an awesome song in my head and swore to never say anything about it.
Next week Sakura's funeral. (Who's body wasn't hidden in the basement)
(where was it hidden?)
AGENT NNNNNNNNNN!
AND AGENT PPPPPPPP!