I swear i'm not dead! Okay so I feel really bad about not uploading recently so I will post the rest of Rikki and Tami and two other chapters...Sorry guys! Sorry! Thank you to Guests 1 and 2 for commenting, glad you thought it was funny! and without further ado, Rikki and Tami part2!
Dick! Why the heck are you screeching? And Tim, why is Damian trying to convince me to throw you into Gotham harbor for molesting him?-" Bruce cut off as he saw Rikki and Tami and his eyes grew wide. "What...What…." Bruce trailed off. He grabbed both of their arms and dragged them down the stairs into the living room. He called Jason and Damian while muttering to himself. Jason and Damian walked into the room together and when they caught sight of Rikki and Tami. Jason broke off into laughter again while Damian just stood there, shocked. "Please sit down boys. Now, something happened to Dick and Tim last night while they were on patrol. And until we can reverse it, please just treat them normally. And just for the sake of normalcy, we will call them Rikki and Tami." Both Damian and Jason mumbled their consent. Both Tami and Rikki leapt up, blurting out, "I'm going to go back to my room." and "I'm going down to the Batcave." Before running off, Tami heading upstairs and Rikki heading down.
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Rikki ran down to the batcave, her legs pumping as if the devil himself were chasing. She skidded into the bat-gym and went over to the tightrope. Exercising usually calmed her down. She leapt easily onto it before taking a tentative step forwards. Immediately, she could feel something was off. She was completely off balance. She never lost his balance. Ever. But Rikki could feel weight in different places than before. She pitched forward and fell first onto the tightrope and then onto the ground. She clutched her face and her
chest, rolling on the ground with pain. "Finally womaned up and grew a pair huh?" A familiar voice asked. Rikki could almost hear the smirk in their voice. She looked up and then groaned flopped her head down again. Barbra.
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Tami heard the doorbell rang and quickly went downstairs to answer it. She saw the tell-tale red hair of Jason's sidekick, Arsenal. "Jason's in the living room." Tim mumbled, surprised at how high her voice sounded. Roy did a double take, obviously not expecting this. He walked in and put his arm on Tami's shoulders. "Hey there baby, I'm Roy. What're you doing at Wayne Manors?" Tami felt herself shudder with revulsion. Roy obviously didn't recognize her. Tami tried to push Roy's arm off of her, only to have the arm grow tighter. "So I'm not busy tomorrow night if you wanna hook up for some drinks." Roy continued, oblivious to Tami's obvious horror. "You know what beautiful? Let's not wait, I'm sure Jason won't mind." Roy closed his eyes and leaned in towards Tami. A scream unlike any other erupted from Tami and she ran. Far and fast. Roy was left standing there confused for a moment. Jason walked in and put his arm around Roy. "Roy, We have a lot to talk about."
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"I'm sorry boys-uh sorry girls, you can't go on patrol tonight. I case you hadn't noticed you have some things you need to work out and until you have, no patrolling." Bruce told them firmly. "Fine," they both muttered before turning away. Rikki watched enviously as they rest of her family pulled away in the batmobile. She waited for a couple of moments, making sure they were gone, before pulling on her nightwing suit. Since she was now a girl, the spandex was pulled dangerously tight, the neck pulled down low, because the suit was meant for a 21 year old male, not female. Tami, immediately understanding, pulled on his own suit. Unfortunately, her's was just as tight. But nonetheless they both hopped on their cycles and sped out of the cave. They arrived on the GCPD roof, awaiting Gordon's instructions. Gordon turned around and saw they both standing there, then spat out the coffee he was drinking. "Wh-what is going on?" he demanded. Rikki spoke up first, "We are their replacements. Nightwing and Red Robin got uh sick. I'm Rikki and this is Tami." Gordon looked surprised only for a second before replying, "Well uh, Rikki, Tami, there is a car jacking thing going on at 2nd street." And just like that they were both gone, leaving a very confused Gordon on the roof.
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Rikki and Tami burst through the roof of the old warehouse being used for the carjackers. They all cursed and once of them yelled, " (#!*#( $* ( It's Nightwing and Red Robin?" he obviously was confused at them looking very different than what he had heard. They landed down and held up their weapons, batarangs and escrimas sticks respectively. Just then one of the thugs came up behind Rikki and slipped his hand around her waist and pulled her against him. "Hey there beautiful." He said. Tami could see the fire light up in her eyes and quickly retreated into the shadows to watch. Soon the unmanly shrieks and yelps of the thugs echoed throughout the warehouse as Rikki took out her rage on them. They were all lying on the floor and would probably be eating their food from a tube for a long while. Rikki put her arm around Tami and muttered, "Let's go home, yeah?" She nodded her consent and they took off into the night.
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"There." Alfred said. He withdrew the needle from Tami's arm and stuck a batman band-aid over it. "All effects of the machine should be gone now, after a night's sleep. Rikki, same for you." They both let out sighs of relief and trudged out of the batcave. They both headed up the stairs, Tami punching Arsenal on the way up, causing him to fall over the railing. Roy picked himself up and walked out, mumbling about some "darn bat family."
so there you go! please review, like and favorite if you deem worthy! (sorry if I sound like a you tuber, I have been staying up till like 2 in the morning watching youtube, specifically Dan and Phil...)
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