7. The Hood – Butter
Oh, yes. This is going to work. This is the best idea I have ever had.
Who am I? Call me what you will. A villain. A tyrant. A genius. Most know me as the Hood, so called because of my dastardly cunning and skill. Who am I, really? No one knows…
Well, except that rotten niece of mine. I do wish Tanusha would come to her senses and join me.
But I digress.
Yes! This is going to work, and it is going to be the most villainous, tyrannical and genius plan I have ever come up with. I am going to force the hand of the world governments and the GDF. I am going to force them to hand the Thunderbirds over to me.
How, you ask?
Well, it's simple. Plans have been afoot for some time. Companies have been purchased. Changes have been made. And now, within the next two days, my new product will start rolling out across the world from hundreds of distributors. It's so common, so innocuous, that it will be in every household by the end of the week.
And what have I done? I have poisoned the world's butter supply, of course! Something everyone uses. Something that will start causing thousands, millions of people to come down with a horrific illness that only I have the cure to! And that will be the leverage I shall use to make my dream of acquiring the Thunderbirds come true.
The GDF will have no choice but to give me what I want. In fact, you might say I'm trying to…butter them up. HA HA HA HA HA!
~oOo~
Update: it didn't work.
Damn.