Chapter 010: Let the Phantom Trolling Commence
Harry sighed, it was Monday only a few days after the welcome back banquet and Harry didn't want to exit the warmth of his bed, because he just knew that with Umbridge here and Naruto who was the queen of pranks, to but it plainly shit got real… Naruto may have not gotten the chance to hear about what went on at the trial but he knew her well enough to know that toad like Umbridge in her hideous pink outfits was going to be the main target of Naruto's out of this world pranks. Harry gave another sigh before throwing his covers off himself and getting dressed for the day. Harry left his dorm room and made his way to the banquet hall for a good breakfast when he heard a shriek of outrage and continuous screaming of terror down stairs just in front of the food hall. Curiosity getting the better of him he slightly jogged to the sound, turning the corner he gasped in sheer disgust when up above the doors leading to the banquet hall projected was a very disturbing sexual situation going on between Umbridge and a werewolf. Down below the disturbing hologram was a very PISSED Umbridge with her wand out screaming out spells to attempt for it to stop. Her face now just as red as a cherry she saw the rest of the professors coming down the corridor, she rushed them and screamed at Dumbledore, demanding he stop this atrocities and punish whoever did this severely, but just as the Professors showed up and Umbridge turned away the disturbing hologram was gone, no longer around to scar any more students, but the students who did see it were now scarred for life. Harry sighed and covered his face, forcing the memory of that hologram into a delete folder in his mind, while thinking his lover was up to no good again. Walking into the dining area he took his normal spot at the Gryffindor table and started dishing up a plat of eggs, bacon and toast. Not remember the last time he had any other then rice and fish for breakfast, Ron came in obviously missing the life scarring hologram this morning because he had a giant grin on his face.
"What are you so happy about this morning?" Harry asked nonchalantly, taking a big bite of his eggs in the process.
Ron sat down onto the bench next to his friend, "Hermione and I just learned that we are the prefects this year."
"Hey good for you two." He congratulated the red headed teen, happy that he hadn't been chosen for such a shitty job of glorified babysitting. Ron smiled and started pilling food on his plate and proceeded to scarf it down very cave man like. Harry turned away from the site, peaking over to the Slytherin table where he saw no sign of his undercover lover at the table full of little arrogant assholes. Harry figured she was still plotting new pranks and traps for the pink harpy at the front professor's table still yelling at Dumbledore to do something about finding the little monster who put that hologram up. Dumbledore somehow was magically just sitting there calmly drinking his morning tea and nodding his head every once and a while, like he was listening to the screeching woman's complaints who heartedly but Harry knew he had placed a silencing spell so he wasn't really hearing any of the complaints. Harry chuckled and at his elder wizard and decided it was time to get going to his first class leaving the red head to finish his breakfast by himself. He headed to the classroom that taught history on magic and such but he felt like it was pointless, Kurama had kicked his ass the past three years so he already knew everything the school had to teach times ten, plus it didn't help that their ghost teacher had a voice that if you weren't out in the first ten minutes you must be on something because his voice could put down something that never slept in its life. Harry sighed and entered the class room seeing his ghost teacher up front muttering to himself about something. Harry went to the back of the classroom for his seat, he pulled out something from his pocket he had made on his week trip before having to return to Hogwarts, it was black with red markings across it, it was square and about the size of his palm with a screen that lit up with words running across it, he pulled out a ear piece that he placed in his ear and pushed a play button on the small black contraption, music could be faintly heard playing through the ear piece he placed in his ear. He bobbed his head slightly enjoying the music, he stopped when he saw students start to file in, and he kept the hidden ear piece in his ear throughout the entire class, not really caring that it was considered rude or not, Ron who had sat next to him, hadn't even noticed his friend had been awake the entire class. The bell rang signaling that it was time for them to head to their next class which happened to be potions with his oh so favorite professor Snape. Harry sighed putting away his music device knowing he wouldn't be able to get away with it in this class because knowing Snape he will attempt to single and belittle him the entire class for some stupid hate he had towards him but Harry being older decided to not just take that as fact. He actually enjoyed Potion making and runes, he found this out while on his training trip and while he was on his little one week vacation he ended up making his music player. He was even thinking of mass producing them and selling them, but now right now with the whole war thing that Voldemort decided to start without normal wizarding people knowing. Entering the class room he saw that Snape was there behind his desk attempting to concentrate on some paper work, his face red with if Harry could guess restrained anger while Kurama stood behind him almost seductively playing with is hair and breathing in his ear. When Harry entered, Kurama straightened up and walked away but not before running a sexual clawed finger down his neck, and surprisingly making the usually stoic man blush hard and shiver unconsciously at the feeling. Snape's hand snapped to the back of his neck and he sent a very angry look at the tall red head as he swayed out of the classroom sending a playful smile to the Potion Professor who if he could would kill the red head. Harry tried not to but a snort of laughter escaped his mouth, probably wasn't the best thing to do with the very volatile Professor not too far away and already pissed as it was. Snape's angry eyes snapped towards Harry and Harry saw something flash though his eyes but it was there and gone too fast to identify what it was but it got replaced with his normal angry scowl.
"Potter if you have time to laugh at me then you have time to take a surprise quiz after class, you fail and it's an T for the rest of the year for you!" He growled at the teen hoping to gain a reaction but when Harry blinked at the dark haired man then shrugged and made his way to his seat in the back Snape gained a confused expression, he was expecting something completely different then what he got from the boy. The rest of the class period Snape kept sending suspicious looks towards the Potter boy. When the bell rang for them to head to lunch, Snape was tempted to corner the boy and get his answers but he decided against it to continue observing first before he did anything. After potions came lunch which they were serving funny enough soup and grilled cheese, Harry has never seen this in his four years the school but he found the change to be nice. He scarfed up three to four grilled cheese and two bowls of soup making his friends look at him weirdly, never seeing the boy eat so much in their life. After lunch the group started to their next dreadful class, which happened to be Divination this week, next week would be study of the Ancient runes as the two elective classes he chose. Harry sighed knowing this would not be fun at all, he believed in certain wizards being able to view the future or even getting prophecies but he did not believe in having a class for it unless there were wizards who were attempting to make a career out of it in the human world. Harry came into the class room picking one of the round tables in the back just like the other classrooms he had been in with Ron and Hermione in tow. Ron talked about not so relevant things attempting to keep himself entertained as they waited for the class to start, when class started it was just how Harry thought it would be…Crazy, pointless and a waste of time. Harry couldn't be more than happy to leave the crazy frizzy haired teacher when she started yelling at a tea cup just before they left to head to their next class which happened to Defense against the Dark Arts with the one and only pink toad Umbridge. This class was with the Slytheirin's in his year so he was able to see Naruto who apparently made some new friends in the form of one Draco Malfoy. Harry couldn't help but smile at the irony that Malfoy who never likes anyone who now attach himself to his fiancé like a lost puppy. He sat down in the back of the class just like every other class he went to today, he looked up and almost choked when he saw that it wasn't just Umbridge up at the front of the class, but the very tricky and amused Kurama. He smirked at Harry and gave him a wave goodbye as he excited the class room, Harry couldn't help but let out a smirk also especially when looking over to his lovely fiancé and seeing a look that smelt that this class was going to be hilarious. Class started with the ring of the bell and the trolling on Umbridge started small, first it started with her going over to a chair behind a desk going to sit down and falling straight on her rump while letting o a very high pitched squeal in the process as the chair pulled itself back by itself. The class burst out laughing and a very angry Umbridge got up red faced and yelling at everyone to sit down and shut up. The class continued then the next prank happened she was going on a tangent about how there is no need for us to learn defense against the dark arts because she looked pointed at Harry when she said this that there are no enemies to worry about because Voldemort is not alive. Harry looked at her and was opening his mouth to say something when he nearly bust out laughing when marks started appearing all over her face magically, one on her forehead said "Bigoted Raciest Wart" then pointing to her mouth said "Werewolf Cock her Please..." unfortunately only those who were unfortunate to see this morning's hologram were in on the joke and the list went on but no one said a word, not even the Slytherin house, curious how long she could have that on her face before she realized it was there. Next her brownish grey hair started to turn a mix between puke green and vomit pink, the class once again kept their mouths shut, while inwardly laughing at how the Professor looked with her swirled vomit colored hair and very horrible things writing across her face. The final bell was going to ring soon and in that time Umbridge grew a green scaled tale that she somehow hadn't even noticed and grey horns but just as the bell rung the last prank was the top of the cake because Umbridge's ugly pink suit turned into something from out of this world, it was a suit but made of meat. That was the final straw no one could hold it in anymore, so everyone pushed and shoved to get out of the class room just to start laughing so hard they held onto each other and their sides, some even took the liberty to pull out magical cameras and take pictures of Umbridge who was still oblivious to what had happened to her. No one who wasn't in on the prank could figure out how they did all that to Umbridge and get away with it.
It wasn't till Umbridge walked down to the dining hall that she realized what had happened and by that time EVERYONE (students & professors) had seen her new look and couldn't help but laugh while she ran screaming bloody murder to her bed quarters swearing revenge for who had done this to her. Harry was laughing and looked over to Naruto a twinkle of humor in his eye as she looked back a hidden vicious trickster smile still plastered on her face, a smile that promised more pain towards the corrupt counsel woman.
'This is going to be the best year yet.' He thought to himself.