Happy Notice~!

First I apologize for loooong break. You could say I was in a hiatus. But it is a good hiatus, I swear! As a school project I've been working on turning this FanFic into a doujinshi and I finished sketching all the way to chapter three! 114 pages total O0O! You may say that turning an incomplete story into a manga is foolish but I do have an idea on how it's going end! :D I just don't like the ending personally. D: So I'm trying to figure out a way to logically halt this story with a good one. :P All ideas will be welcomed. It can be crazy too: I'll take that into a consideration. And of course when I do use them the credits will be given.


Long story short, I got drafted.

I don't know how my name was on the list but somehow it did. That's why I'm in the middle of of the bullet shower.

Rattattatatata-!

"Shit, we have to take out that machine gun!"

I was I here again?

I was surrounded by soldiers who served at least five years and I wasn't even properly trained yet!

Gah!

"Rae is taken out, someone call the medics!"

Really, it's my first time and a dude just hands me a gun and place me in the front line. Great. Is this what one of my fans arranged? This is not even a stunt!

"Hey, purple boy! Pay attention or the next bullet will go through your head!"

"It's Skull!" Is yours too thick to remember that?!

"Anyway, boy, we have to break through. Have any ideas to take out the machine gun?"

"… Will this mission end more quickly when it's out?"

"Of course, it is our last obstacle. The rest is bunch of small fries."

"If that's the case, then… I know just the thing."

I told him to charge out when I give him the signal.

"What are you planning?"

"A simple stunt." With that I leaped out of our hiding place and started running toward the machine gun with my rifle firing at the gunner. It's really hard to aim while running.

"Wha-?!" The gunner began to panic and tried to get me.

Rattattatatata-!

Oh, maybe I can get him without any damage-

Tattatata!

Ow.

"Hey."

"Hieee!"

"Goodnight." I smashed him in the head.

That's for your bullet.

It was a nice view here. Ignoring all the rubble below the sky had a beautiful shade of orange pink and indigo. Really peaceful. Birds flying over there... trees swaying with the gentle wind...

Oh right, the signal-

Smack!

"You got a death wish!?"

"Lieutenant, I'm injured."

"You look damn fine to loiter around out in the open."

Bang!

We ducked.

Lieutenant looked straight at me.

"We'll discuss this later. Beep. This is Lieutenant. The machine gun is down. Time for Plan D. Everyone of you who isn't injured follow me. Copy?"

Beep. "Crystal sir."

Beep. "Been waiting to hear that. Let's do this!"

Beep. "Matthew, I told you to make the reply short. Cial copy."

Beep. "Affirmative."

Beep. "Randy, sir."

"Don't joke around with my name, Jonathan. Alright, Operation D start. Over and out." Lieutenant turned to me. "Where are you injured?"

"Uh... a bullet clean through my thigh, blistered feet, a cut near my skull, no major damage in the artery... overall, I'm good to go."

Sigh. "What was your job occupation again?"

"I'm the World's Greatest Stuntman! Are you sure you've never heard of that? I'm famous, you know!"

"Nope."

"Lieutenant, you live under a rock."

"Maybe I'll go see your show if you live through this."

"What are you talking about? I'm indestructible."

Sigh.


White ceiling. White light. White everything.

Ergh. The hospital.

"You're actually living."

"What? You didn't want me to live, Lieutenant?"

"You had excess blood loss with eight bullets stuck inside you. Medics took thirty minutes in arriving. Though taking bullets for your teammates are commendable, you are foolish to risk yourself to death."

"But that's my job!"

"Right. But that doesn't mean you can freely die under my watch. I did promise you that I'll watch your stunt, didn't I?"

"Yup! Prepare to be amazed!"

"I think I'll see that more often than not."

Click. "Lieutenant Randy, a letter for you."

"Thanks." He read the letter with a frown. "Skull, how long have you been serving this army?"

"About a week." He looked at me incredulously.

"You shouldn't have even be assigned to me. No wonder you didn't know the standard procedure. What are the higher ups thinking..."

"What about me?"

He looked hard at me.

"You are promoted to join the COMSUBIN."


It seems that the government have taken action to manage the excitement that broke out after the recent shift of power in the underworld. With Vongola as one of the top, other minor mafia groups made more daring attempts to rise to power. One of the more cruel mafia group called Sepulcher was a must to erase before they become more influential. The group was formed only five years ago but they are well known for their strength and immorality. But more importantly...

Man, I hate fighting.

Death attempts in stunts are okay because you just have to survive, but fighting is a pain in the ass. I was sent to spy on their base and see their layouts for COMSUBIN to attack in up coming week. Why is everyone forgetting the fact that I AM A FRICK'N NEWBIE. You can't blame me for being found in an hour. Now those chumps are chasing me with guns and hand missiles.

"Get him!"

"He's just a boy! What are you doing!" Hey! I'm nineteen!

"Just shoot him down!"

No thank you.

"Oodako!" He emerged from water and promptly slapped the dudes away. "I love you!"

He blushed.

"I have to find the blueprint of this place to get out of here. Can I leave this place to you?" Nod. "Thanks! Fifty mackerels when we get back!" I headed to the base.

...

BOOOOOMMM!

The whole base exploded.

.

I survived.

.

Blueprint got burnt.

.

Sepulcher was no more.

.


"We got an interesting one..." Lal commented as she read the report.

"What is it, kora?" Colonello stopped midway from doing his pull ups.

"An indestructible soldier. All alone he destroyed Sepulcher base of three hundred army. That was what we were assigned to do..." she smirked, "I would like to meet him."

"I can do that too, kora!"

"Yeah right. You can't even defeat your own instructor yet. Train more before you make such declaration. 100 laps around the field, now!"

Colonello gritted his teeth.

Stupid Lal, I'll show you that I can be cool too.

Crossing her arms Lal shouted with a tick mark on her face.

"Make it three hundred!"


-In the interrogation room-

Is this kid being serious?

The interrogator sweat dropped.

"Uh... I didn't mean to destroy it... The blueprint caught on fire before I knew it!"

He destroyed the notorious Sepulcher in one day. And this is what he's worried about?!

"... I'm sorry for destroying a week worth of planning, okay?!"

Skull screamed internally.

It's the dude's fault for bombing the gas pipe! Not his!


Please look forward to the manga version! :D Thank you for your support!