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~Chapter 6: Camp Chaos!
"Wow, it's so foggy right now." Luke commented from Naruto's back.
"Yeah! What's up with this stupid mist? I can't see a thing at all!" Thalia complained while Naruto mentally rolled his eyes at her.
That's the point. So that no one will see them and if they did, it is only trouble for him. He even personally condensed the water in the area so that it will hid their scents and figures so no one can see him approach the camp and drop the three kiddos off quietly.
"Um… Mr. Fox? Where are you taking us?" Annabeth, the ever so smart demigod of the three asks.
'To your home.' He wrote to them. At that, they all stiffened.
"Home?!" Thalia demanded from her seat as she bristled like a cat, while Luke and Annabeth merely had on a stony expression. They did, after all run away from home for a good reason. All three of them.
'Yep! Home for your kind! I don't need you three with me all the time as you three are extra baggage, and I'm a busy fox! So I'm dropping you chibis off and going bye-bye.' He answered back chirpily.
"We're not chibis!" Luke and Thalia retorted back hotly as the mist in front of them cleared a bit to see a strawberry field with twelve cabins shadowing under the dark sky.
'Well, welcome to your homes chibis!' and Naruto hid in a nearby bush as he dropped them off and disappeared.
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'Wow. So many demigods~ so many targets~ so many victims that he could have!' Naruto thought as he watched from a nearby tree like always. The three baggage of his were found not too long after he dropped them off since they made so much noise at his sudden disappearance, that they were quickly found by the Wine God, nicknamed Grapey by Naruto.
Luke was complaining the whole time about them not being useless baggage, but had fit in with his half-siblings like a glove, and showed them pictures of his adventure. The kids there were awed and looked up to him as the ultimate Hermes child, as he had prank his own father. That is a goal they would all want to achieve! After all, their father is the god, while they are the half gods, so why not?
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~Later on in the night~
Naruto was sneaking around the cabins as everyone went to sleep, and he, being the master ninja he is, would never be found even though the borders of the camp prevents outsiders, he broke in easily without alerting the gods. If he couldn't, then how would he dropped off the three little chips he picked up? Either way, he is looking through his mental list on which cabin he is targeting first.
Ah ha! Target found! Número Uno, on his list. Children of the Love Goddess, Aphrodite. Oh, that would be so good. Those girls would be so fun! First, reasons why they are on the top of his list.
A. They stink. Like seriously, he thought his nose was going to be killed! What's up with all of that perfume? They trying to cover up some corpses or something? And those are girly girls, like super girly that are very easy to freak out, and the whatnot.
B. THEY ARE CHILDREN OF THE LOVE GODDESS! He has a bone to pick with love, and since Aphrodite happens to be the Goddess of Love, he is picking the bone with her or her children since his love life has been darn messed up as a teen and he wants REVENGE! Even if it wasn't this immortal that messed up his love life, and it doesn't really matter now… but payback for all the pain he endured…
And let's not forget C! What's the obvious reason? For CHAOS! FOR FUN! AND… FOR LAUGHS! Or just for something to do. The four F's. HA!
Either way, back to infiltrating the cabin.
He carefully went to the pink cabin and gagged when he was inside. What horrible fumes! It's going to kill his nose if he stayed any longer! But he is a fox on a mission, and the mission was not something he was going to give up.
So, with his mind settled, he began to take out his weapons to work throughout the night at each, and every cabin.
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Next morning…
"AHHHHHHH!"
"KYAAHHHH!"
"HEEEELLLLLPPPPP! MY FACE!"
People were running, screaming their heads off, fainting or falling into lovely traps.
And to put it in simple words, the camp was in chaos, and 100% chaotic and sweet for a certain immortal fox as he gazed at his little wonder comedy show of half-crazed demigods. He idly wondered in the back of his mind how long would someone send an SOS message to the other gods. But then again, when they come, he has the perfect thing planned for them.
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Aphrodite's cabin…
The Aphrodite cabin was in a mess. Well, just a mess was an understatement as someone can just walk in there, and never recognize it again for what it was, and never want to go in it again, unless they were secretly a masochist and want to suffer feminine fury right now from half-crazed demigoddesses who certainly aren't in their right minds.
The reason why they were screaming like pigs and bailing their eyes out? Is right in front of them, the visitors from the ocean, Mr. Octopus, Mrs. Octopus, and Mr. /Mrs. Squid! The visitors from the seas, how kind of them to visit. Their welcoming present to the demigods were special order octopus/squid black ink makeup straight on their faces the second they woke up! It is a special preordered product that you can't just get from anywhere! It is especially healthy for the skin, and makes it pearly and smoothly white! – Note sarcasm – anybody who orders the product will definitely get a boy/girlfriend!
Not to mention that the floor was soaking oil for some reason and people were sliding all across the floor and banging into things as they tried to dodge ink sprays unsuccessfully. Cue malicious laugh from fox here.
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'Why? Why is this happening to us? What did we ever do to get this kind of… horror?' Shalien, one of the daughters of Aphrodite wondered as she held onto a railing of her bunk bed that was once a lovely brown, but now, a dark pitch black as they were attacked continuously by the creatures of the sea, or they also called 'monsters'.
'Everything little girl, everything!' Naruto answered as he read her mind. His mind began to conjure up dozens of scenarios that had happened to him in the past.
"Wahhhh! Help Shalien!" one of her sisters called from the wall across from her.
"What's wrong?" she asks back as she continued dodging ink, tears, and human beings flying past her.
"I'm stuck! I think this is glue! So disgusting, my hair!" and she continued wailing on and on about her various problems whilst being stuck to the wall like a piece of forgotten gum.
When Shalien has enough time to stop and look at her surroundings a bit more, she sweat-dropped at the sight. Her various half-siblings who were unlucky, were all pasted to some piece of the wall like a jigsaw puzzle while she also spied someone who was glued onto the ceiling by their buttocks! How they get stuck of there, she'll never know (or have time to find out) as she, in her short time of scanning her cabin, was suddenly struck by a spray of black ink, and she too, became dripping wet as a black human ink target.
'Why me?' she thought till she was shaken out of her thoughts again by another scream. This time, it seems like someone accidently set off another trap consisting of… flour? Yeah, let's just think that…
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Hermes cabin…
'Why in Hades name am I upside down, dangling and mummified, outside on a tree? And let's not forget probably naked.' Luke thought bitterly as his bundled body swayed in the morning breeze among the bodies of his other siblings. 'I bet I know who did this. But the question is, why me too?'
His other siblings, who were finally waking to the bright morning sun, finally noticed their situation. How they sleep okay upside down, he would never know as he was going red in the face due to all the rushing blood, making him resemble a tomato or apple in the tree.
Those who awoke to the situation, began wiggling, trying to get out of the situation that would have been hilarious if it wasn't them in the position. The branch began creaking dangerously as they all began to shift, alarming Luke, who most certainly does not want to eat dirt nor have his face print in the ground.
He opened his mouth to yell out a warning till he notice something that drained all the blood from his face. Beehive! No! One of his older brother who was trying to get out of the wrappings, did not seemed to notice that there was a ****ing beehive right on his branch!
Luke very nearly fainted when his brother wacked, wacked the beehive and made it fall to the ground. In a matter of seconds, they were surround. Luke prepared himself for the inevitable pain as his other siblings who were closer to the hive begin to resemble bubble fruits.
Damn you FOX! And from then on, Luke decided that he wants revenge on the one who did this to him.
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Athena's cabin…
Annabeth, who was having a peaceful dream of buildings, books and more books was suddenly woken up by a sharp, piecing scream. She immediately sat up from her bed, dagger in hand and looked toward the cause. Her eyes widen and a scream immediately tore out of her throat that was mirrored by her siblings without delay as they took in the scene.
Spiders.
Giant spiders.
They all screamed and tried to get away, but alas, couldn't as they were all too freaked to even use their brains to formulate plans. The giant spiders were upon them in seconds, and the only thing they could do, was faint, as the spiders veiled and rolled them in their silk webs.
They were eventually fully wrapped in the silky web as giant mummies just hanging from the ceiling, their mouths being the only thing visible.
Naruto had to sweat-drop at their pitifulness of not even being capable of seeing the whole prank, but alas…
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Ares cabin…
They thought it was going to be a normal day… but they totally thought wrong, because when they woke up, they were all wrong people. And by wrong people, we mean switching bodies and all of that along with random pitfalls in their own cabin.
What's up with that?
They were all screaming and fighting each other as they were at the ends of their patience to figure out who was who, and what was going on. Being the children of the God of War, they were certainly not patient, preferring to figure things out through fighting. They were all fight till for some reasons… Monkeys could be seen through their doorway, not to mention… giant cockroaches? Is that the gods running? Who knows…