Disclaimer: I do not own either the Naruto or Percy Jackson series.

A/N: Criticisms are fine. Don't like, don't read. I apologize in advance for any mistakes.

Sorry for being so late, I kinda lost my inspiration for this story, but it's finally finished, although a bit crappy.

Warnings: Some cursing, I don't mean offense to anyone.

~Chapter 7: Tragic End~

Foxes are furry creatures that uses their brain more than their brawn because of their small sizes and weaker bodies. They were pretty cute in most peoples opinion, and pretty harmless unless one thought about all the stories that the Japanese had with foxes as tricksters. A famous quote: "Don't judge a book by its cover." but isn't that something everyone do?

And so, the Gods were cursing the one fox that had decided to trick them. They seriously had to reevaluate their thoughts and opinions on a lot of things. Like, they know that people are pretty flexible, especially in bed. But... are they really suppose to twist their bodies that way? Cries of unimaginable pain filled the air as Inari took his sweet time traveling to meet them.

All the foxes who were disrespected for so long all started to laugh in some way that twisted their faces into mad mans. Visitors at zoos had to flinch and cringe while children cried. That day was forever know as "Trickster Day" to give respect to the foxes, who scientists are still trying to figure out after that horrible day.

Myths all have some truths to them.

So little children should be good and listen to good advice. Like for one: Be good to foxes or they'll trick you till you don't even have your underwear anymore.

Oh, and don't forget the Naruto in the ramen. It's the most important part, after all.

xxxxx

Hades laughed. He laughed till he could no longer breathe and resembled some elderly man who had to run around the whole world and died from the lack of oxygen. Persephone, his dear lovely wife also had a hand in his current state as she had strangled him while begging him in tears to help her mother.

She probably didn't notice that she was strangling him and cutting him off from his oxygen in her hysterical state.

She finally went off the deep end when she started to use her powers and turned his palace into some horror movie paradise. The Brazilian Devil Tree, The Death Dealing Tree and some other cursing or carnivorous were within the list of things she grew. It should have been impossible for her to do so in his domain, but she had a 'power up' in her road of insanity.

And so, Hades was within the list of casualties and the Underworld was closed for the next few days.

Much to his horror though when he later on tried to summon and control his skeleton army, they actually betrayed him. They feared his wife and as such, chosen not to obey him; however, they cried 'Mommy' the whole time they attacked him.

What an odd battle cry, no?

One more god defeated by Naruto, albeit indirectly.

"SOMEONE SUMMON HADES TO HELP!" one screamed. It was probably Zeus.

"TOO LATE! HE'S ALREADY DOWN FOR THE COUNT!" Hermes reported.

"NA PARI I EYCHI!" someone cursed in Greek.

Mada mada dane.

Yep, not yet our dear gods.

xxxxx

While the gods were fighting against Naruto's massive summon army, the fox himself was trying out some dishes that he just learned from the Chinese that were just amazing. Amazing as in one would start puking out their lungs to get it out of their systems amazing. Of course, Naruto's only going to make the food, while he get some Guinea pigs - coughgodscough - to stuff it down their throats.

Might as well educate them in the ways of out worldly Asian Food.

With several pots and pans prepared, all with something suspicious cooking, he gave a command to round the gods to where he was. They did eventually arrive to where he was with his plates and bowls prepared, but of course the first they do is attack him when they laid eyes on him.

"Stupid **** sucking no good for nothing ***** breath mother focking ghey as jacko always trying to get me from behind mother fockeing chair!" Ares cursed as he took out ever weapon ever made for war in his arsenal.

"****ing **** muthere****in bitch ***** son **** ####* *****$# # ****** I'm ****** ****** **** #$ #% ********** cook ******* mother of a ******* #%^ #*^* ******** a ******** T*^&*^ *** *****!" Naruto actually had to gasps at Aphrodite's very impressive language as all the gods taken to the cursing language like fish to water as they said everything in every language they know.

They were all pretty much literally burning with the fires from hell as they all ran like people who should be stuck in a mentally unstable ward guarded with the highest threat level known to humanity.

To battle fire, water is a must have and Naruto's always prepared. With a step before them left until they could finally realize their united desires, the ground beneath them vanished, and a sprout of freezing water from Antarctica doused them and left them temporarily shocked from the sudden temperature change.

"How do you like the shower? I personally dug a tunnel!" Naruto chirped haughtily as he gave them the most wicked gleam one could ever get before it turned totally angelic. "You must be hungry. Here, I made some food for you guys." and he stuck a spoon down Poseidon's throat, which said god immediately spat out.

With that one action they all sprang to life and jumped into defensive positions.

"I curse you to never find a partner!" Hera, using her rightful title as the Goddess of Marriage cursed as a small ball of light moved towards Naruto slowly. He supposed that was the 'curse' and looked amused.

"Whoever said I was getting married? Besides..." with the small ball within his range, he very casually batted it to the side without reservations for the feelings of the caster. They were shocked without words, somethings that seems to be happening very often lately.

"H-how...? I'm one of the Twelve Olympus! The Queen of the Gods!" How could this little animal do this them so easily and infuriatingly? The splashing sound of water notified them to the forgotten and force-fed God of Seas as he tried to get the horrible taste out of his mouth.

Naruto then remembered his objective as he froze their shadows in placeand force fed them each one of his dish. They each had different reactions. Some looked like they were about to die, some looked fine and commented that there was nothing wrong with what he fed them.

"This... looks odd. What is it?" Zeus asked as he eyed the brown soup that was forced down his throat. The answer made him go to the nearest bush and puke his guts out.

"Worm soup." Naruto answered slowly as they all turned green.

"W-worms...?"

"Yep, the real deal. Found a recipe of it in China. They have so many dishes that are just amazing~!" Naruto cooed as Apollo shakily pointed at another pot and asked,

"W-what's that one then?"

"Hm? Made from cockroaches." at the faces they were making at him and with Hera fainting because that was the pot she ate from, he pouted. "Oh, come one! I got this one from some country so it is a legal dish, not one I made up for fun. It's supposed to be for medical purposes and healthy!"

"W-what about th-" Apollo was about to ask again but his twin stopped in just in time.

"Don't ask! For the shake of our sanity, you idiotic male!" she screamed, but nevertheless, Naruto continued explaining.

xxxxx

When Inari has finally arrived with some of the other Japanese who tagged along to watch the show, they found the Greek gods on the ground, all foaming and passed out with a ten tailed fox prancing about in victory. There was even a giant octopus covered in soy sauce and sesame oil doing some odd frantic dancing in another bowl nearby.

Several eyebrows were raised, but not at the choice of food, but at the downed Olympians and fox. The octopus was a food eaten in Japan, so it only got an appreciating for its size and liveliness even with its brain already removed as it started to dance the 'Hawaii Dance'.

How long it was going to continue to move was nobodies guess.

With his newest guests arriving, Naruto served some sake before they got to formalities.

"Nice job." Inari complimented with a thumbs up as Naruto nodded back in thanks. Finally someone who could appreciate the Art of Pranks! With the newest friendship budding, they shook hands, or rather, a hand and tail.

"Inari, God of Foxes and a bit of other things concerning foxes. The list is rather long."

"Charmed. Naruto, Fox deity visitor for some joy in life." and with that said, Naruto decided to take a female form, if only to play around. They didn't know his gender anyways, but the Olympians were also waking up, so some mind tricks were a definite yes.

With a puff of smoke, a blond women in the tradition Japanese kimono appeared, a fan covering her lower face as ten tails swayed proudly behind her. She gave a smile just as Hera woke up.

Time for a battle between women.

xxxxx

"I'm the QUEEN!" Hera shrieked loudly as she finally snapped after numerous taunts from Naruto. With a little explaining, and some women fury - courtesy of Hera - the rest, specifically the males stayed quietly as the background while Naruto played with Hera.

"Vain much?"

With another screech of unbound fury, Hera spat back. "I'm going to doom and curse you for the rest of your life, bitch!"

Naruto snorted. Its not like he was staying around after today, to be truthful, he was planning to leave and either go back home or perhaps to another world for some more fun. "Why call me a bitch? Who said anything about me being a female? The world is large, my dear~!" Naruto threw back his head and did the 'Ho ho ho' laugh as the forgotten Japanese gods asked.

"What are you then?"

Naruto snapped his fan closed as he posed dramatically liked his old sensei used to do, a picture of the world appearing behind him.

"I'm glad you asked! I'm the Fox of Luck who grants miracles to those who asked. Holder of the title Legendary Ninja! With the ability to rip through dimensions and time, I'm the one and only Uzumaki Naruto, who has survived perverts and remained non-perverted!" he finished it off with Jiraiya's trademark pose, as they all stared stunned at the odd introduction.

"Err... Ripping through time and space?" Inari raised an eyebrow in question as Naruto puffed out his chest and remarked.

"Most of it was true, some was complete bullshit, and some needs to be tested." they nearly fell, but with their last remaining dignity as gods, they stayed upright.

One part of the introduction immediately caught Artemis interest. "Perverts?"

Naruto nodded sagely as he folded his arms under his breasts, drawing attention to them as the kimono his wore began to slip off his right shoulder. "I was always surrounded and trained by perverts. You don't know how hard they tried to convert me. My teacher was even a self-proclaimed 'Super Pervert' and wrote Icha Icha Paradise."

"Icha Icha Paradise?" since Naruto's home language was almost identical to the Japanese language here, the Asian gods had to ask about the title.

"What it sounds like, purely perverted novel, but I have copies of all the books in honor of him." Naru shrugged and threw one to Inari, who eventually became a giggling idiot and begged him for the rest of the series.

But back to the matter at hand, they tried many things to get back at him for all the pain he caused.

The end result was a transgender mermaid: Zeus.

A featherless turkey: Poseidon.

A famous porn star that is a man: Artemis.

Dick-less, as Sai would once always say: Apollo, who cried Naruto a sea. Some of the gods ran before anything happened to them, or they didn't join in: Dionysus, because he was crazy enough and drunk at the time, taking the chance to drink some wine while his father was preoccupied.

"Well then, I've overextended my stay. Time for me to go! Adios~!" Naruto blew them a kiss and Luke barged in just at that moment.

"WAIT! I still haven't gotten my revenge on you!" Luke yelled as Naruto opened a portal. He was given an owlish face.

"Well, you can't. Unless it hasn't been clear enough... I'm not from this dimension, and I'm just too awesome for you." He turned back into a male as he winked. "Besides that, I'm not a women either~ It's a hobby."

Luke puffed up in anger as he yelled the most ridiculous thing Naruto has heard all day. "Then I'll become the god of dimension traveling and find you and get my payback!" he stomped childishly and Naruto laughed. He laughed until tears came from his eyes.

"G-good one, kid. But still impossible. Do you know how many dimensions there are? There are infinite numbers of worlds, and even if you did find my world, you have to find the correct universe."

"Why?" Luke was no longer angry, he was curious.

"There are parallel copies of each world and you have to find the exact one which isn't going to be easy since there are just so many. I'm just one of many possibilities. Perhaps I'll see you again when you're all bones." and with a flashy exit, he was gone with a pale white Luke who was seriously rethinking his plans.

Unlimited amount of Worlds, with parallel copies for every different choices. Gods, help him.

The gods only gave him sad looks. It was impossible. And they want nothing to do with the nutcase.

xxxxx

Naruto, once again back as a fox hummed a tune as he took a leisure walk.

"Now then, should I go home, or should I play some more?" he thought about it to himself before shrugging. "Meh, I have all the time in the world, so who cares?"

~Randomness: Banana VS Octopus~

Octopus underwater.

Banana peels, everywhere.

Octopus, walking on the seafloor.

Banana peel, sitting innocently on the seafloor.

Octopus steps on Mr. Banana Peel and goes 'OCTOOOOOOOOPPPPPOOOOO'.

Mr. Banana Peel, also goes 'BANANA!' when Sir Octopus puck black ink.

Both Mr. Banana Peel and Sir Octopus goes flying into the mouth of Trans-gendered Shark.

Both got unfortunately chomped. Mr. Banana Peel being spit out.

Sir Octopus was swallowed.

Trans-gendered Shark used lemon juice to digest him.

Sir Octopus, derived of nutrients was released.

From the back hole.

As waste. Dooky.

Mr. Banana wears sunglasses, watching the show.

Ah, all in all, a regular day in sea.

Trans-gendered Shark goes to look for a toilet due to indigestion.

Serves them right.

Banana Rules.

The End

A/N:

Na pari i eychi - Damn it

The Asian Food talked about in the chapter are real. Learned about them from my parents, even those dishes aren't known since I didn't find anything on the net about it except for the octopus. Allow me to say, I have zero interest in eating any of the named or talked dishes in my chapter despite being Asian. There are lines I don't cross.

The randomness is something my sister and I came up with, so nothing with that, but it had to do with the octopuses from chapter 6.

Finally done, I'm so happy! TT ^ TT

Thanks to all who read this and followed me for so long!

BTW, someone asked if there will something like a sequel with another crossover. I dunno, but I'll think about it.