A/N : I must admit. Literati & Naley Forever is physic 3

& now on with the show... Or the story. Same difference. Enjoy & review C:

"No"

"But Lukey"

"Its Luke" He looked at her as she flashed him a set of puppy eyes

"Please?"

"What part of no don't you get?!"

"The n & the o seem to confuse me" Lorelai looked at Luke & smiled, "please?"

"My god. You don't stop do you?"

"Not until us Gilmores get what we want" Luke rolled his eyes & Lor gave him a smile "yay. Guess what, you're my new lover" She laughed & walked towards the door. "Dinner starts at 7. We'll come pick you up at 5:45 alright?"

"Wait. Is Jess coming with us?" Lorelai shrugged "kiss." He kissed her & walked away, only to run into Rory and Jess, "borrowing my daughter" Lorelai said as she pulled Rory off of Jess' arm. They started talking and soon walked back over to Jess, "so, you guys sure are cute together. So adorable. Something you would see in a 'we're meant for each other, back away other guys/girls'" Lorelai looked over at Jess and back at Rory, "don't you agree?"

"Why yes mother-"

"Whatever it is, No."
"WHY!" both girls screamed in unison

"Because you're sucking up. & whatever it is, it can't be good"

"OH! But" Lor pulled Jess and Rory in close "say it Rory. We all knew your Gilmore powers would come in handy one day"

Rory rolled her eyes; "if Im telling him, then it's not in front of you" She pulled Jess by the arm & whispered something dirty into his ear. "Huh? So I'm guessing you told her that when you were drunk?
Jess smirked. He always thought it was extremely hot when Rory told him sexy stuff like that to him. He soon shook that image out of his head. "So, what exactly am I saying yes to?"
Rory laughed, "Oh. Never underestimate the wonderful Gilmore powers" She and her mom both laughed. They calmed themselves down & responded to Jess' earlier asked question "you just agreed to go to dinner tonight…"

"& you're leaving something out. Where are we going?"
"Just out to dinner…atthegilmoreshouse" Rory shot the last part out, only it wasn't quite or quick enough for Jess not to catch

"NO. Do you remember the last time I was there?"

"Oh yea. When you got attacked by that swan!" Once again Rory started laughing,

"HEY. Who told you? I swear, I'll kill Luke. He told you huh?"

Rory nodded, "Yea. I went to Luke & asked him who you were playing football with, & he said that it was a swan.."

"What did who I was playing ball with matter?" Jess questioned.

Rory blushed as she said this, "oh. I wanted to know who I had to thank. We had a pretty heated make-out session after that horrific dinner" She laughed as Jess smirked.

"So, were really doing this?"

Both Gilmores nodded. They were really doing this.

"Tell me again? Why are we doing this?"

"Hey. Each one of us tried telling you it was a mistake"

"Shit Jess. You just had to let your dirty little mind agree to this. Rory! Don't be so slutty next time!"

"Hey! Don't blame me!" Lorelai rolled her eyes at Jess' response.

"Let's just go. Now." Rory was getting very impatient. It wasn't like her, but she was insanely nervous for some reason. Maybe it's the fact that her grandma hated Jess, and cried hystarically for days when she heard Logan & Rory had broken up. She almost started questioning who the one that was dumped was. Rory drifted back to reality only to find her mother & Luke fighting about ringing the bell "my god. You're like children" Rory rolled her eyes & rang the doorbell, only to regret it the very moment she heard footsteps.

"Great going Sherlock."

"Well you wouldn't do it." Rory argued back.

"Hello? May I help you?"

"Yes, were here for a miss Emily Gilmore, could you tell her that Lorelai Victoria is hear with very important news from her doctor." Lorelai spotted her mother reach the door, "Congratulations! You're having twins!"

The maid looked at Emily and then back at the pack of guests at the doorway, "are you really preg-"

"Your fired Kamala, Just serve us dinner, and leave" & with that the maid left into the kitchen. "What can I get you girls? How about you men, anything to drink?" they got their drinks and sat down in the living room "so," Emily started, "who is your guest Rory?"

"Oh, no. he's my date tonight mom. I was just so tired of the older men.. Thought I'd shot for something different" Emily glanced at Jess and studied him. When she saw no denial in his eyes, she questioned out of fear "tell me Shes not serious? She can't be.. Are you really her date?"
"Well," Jess started, "I did arrive with her, and I must admit, I am in love with Lorelai Gilmore" Emily, who was practically scared half to death soon looked over at Rory. Jess saw the expression on her face and quickly apologized. "Im sorry. I actually came with Rory. I probably should have added the 'Leigh' in there." He nervously smiled as Emily nodded "your familiar. Either you have a twin, or you're a repeat." "Actually we have met before. Around 4 years ago.. I'm Jess"

"Oh" Emily said, "Mr. Black eye. Well I'm glad to see it healed"

"So am i. I would be a little frightened if a black eye lasted this long" Jess said. He turned around as he heard small chuckling behind him

"Nice joke son. Im Richard. Who are you may I ask?"

"Hello sir. Im Jess Mariano"

"A repeat" Emily added. Jess made a mental note to save the death stare for after the first impression with the grandfather

"Oh. Well he's not at tall as that one man, so I don't think we ever met. It's nice to have your company young man" they sat back down as Rory and Jess smiled. He made a great first impression with her grandfather. This night was going to go well. She could feel it.

"Mr. Gilmore. Mrs. Gilmore. Everyone, dinner is served." The maid stood in the doorway and annoyed to the group in the living room "oh, and Mrs Gilmore, what would you like to drink? I would have poured you wine, but since you're preg-"

"Im Not pregnant Katie. Now grab your stuff and leave." the maid ran out, and the group headed the table trying there hardest not to laugh and piss Emily Gilmore off even more.

Oh. one last thing;

Most of the chapter titles are not my idea.

Most of them are epi titles of The OC.

Not all, but most .