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Tom: What up?

Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking! Besides Adventure in the Kingdom, this story is packed with reviews, thanks to you guys. Thanks for giving us the support to continue these stories. Tom and I are very great full for it.

Tom: But with that being said, let's get into Theodore and Eleanor shot blocking part two.

Isiah: As we said in the last chapter, this one's gonna be funny. Have fun with it.

Previously on Shot Blocking

"Oh okay, Simon. I see how you wanna play," Jeanette said laying down on her bed.

Theodore: *Laying on the couch* Hahahahahaha! Yo, Jeanette. When you gonna learn, girl. Don't mess with the KOSB's. Kings of Shot Blocking, baby!

Theodore was in the living room with his new friend Ryan(Yes, the motherlover from the Squeakquel in case I get any questions) watching T.V. Just yesterday, Theodore befriended the football team by making them a feast for breakfast. The football team was so great full for it that Ryan and his friends decided to stop picking on him and be cool with him.

"You know, no one in our school has ever made such a nice feast for us," Ryan said nodding.

"Thanks. It's what I do," Theodore said. "So what are you guys planning for next Saturday?"

"Oh, yeah. We were just gonna chill at the front of the school, and we was wondering if you could barbeque for us," Ryan said.

"Barbeque?! That would be nice," Theodore squealed.

"Okay, then it's a plan," Ryan said looking back at the T.V. He was going to change the channel when someone came in the living room from the hall. It was Eleanor, but she had no clothing on her. "Hey, Theodore," she said smiling at him.

"Um, what," Ryan said completely confused at what was going on. Eleanor stretched out her arms showing off her chubby body before slowly walking to the couch where the human teenager and the other chubby chipmunk was sitting at.

"Eleanor," Theodore said confused.

"Whacha guys watching? Some random football game," Eleanor asked.

"Oh, um," Ryan laughed nervously before turning to Theodore. "Did I miss something," he asked him.

"Did you miss something," Theodore repeated. "Eleanor, why are you naked?"

"Don't you remember, Theodore," Eleanor asked blushing. "We had a date planned tonight. I already got the food cooked. I was walking over to my room and put on my dress when I suddenly saw you and Ryan over here. If you guys wanna talk for a few more minutes, that' okay."

"Goodness, no," Ryan said. "I wouldn't wanna put you out after all the good food you cooked for you and your date. I'll leave now."

"Ryan, it's no trouble, really," Theodore said trying to stop Ryan from leaving.

"It's okay, Theodore. You handle your date and I'll see you at school tomorrow," Ryan said getting up and walking out the house door. Theodore looked at Eleanor with a confused look still on his face. He didn't remember planning a date with Eleanor. He walked up to her trying to say something but was cut off when Eleanor punched him straight in his fat stomach making the male fall on the ground holding his stomach painfully. Eleanor laughed and wiggled her butt in Theodore's face saying, "That's what you get, bitch, bitch, ba- ba- ba- ba- BITCH!" She then stopped wiggling her butt and looked at Theodore saying, "Ten for Eleanor." She then left the room leaving Theodore on the ground.

"You motherlover," Theodore managed to say still holding his stomach in pain.

Theodore: Oh okay. Alright, Eleanor. You like running around naked, eh? Showing off your body and whatnot. Well let's see if your body can take what I have in mind for you.

Eleanor was in the living room with Simon and Jeanette just hanging out. While they were hanging, Eleanor couldn't help but notice the two glaring at each other every once in a while. So she decided to speak up. "Why can't you two make up already," she said. "You guys remind me of Alvin and Brittany a little bit."

"That's true coming from someone who broke the window last week," Jeanette said before throwing a glare at Simon real quickly.

"How did you know that it was her by the way," Simon asked throwing a glare back at Jeanette.

"I have my resources," Jeanette said.

"You have resources, but you don't have the skill to keep your balance," Simon said before letting out a chuckle.

Jeanette looked at Simon and said, "I don't have to explain myself to you!" Jus then, one of the bedroom doors opened revealing a chubby chipmunk wearing all black and looking real depressed. This caught everyone's attention. "Theodore," Eleanor said confused at what Theodore was wearing. She's never seen him like this.

"What's wrong, little bro," Simon asked.

Theodore had tears running down his face as he spoke. "All the girls at school are saying that I'm fat."

"But they say that to compliment you," Eleanor said worried for real.

"Oh, well that's nice coming from a girl who has the same problem as do," Theodore said raising his voice. "Why don't I help you with your pain, Eleanor." Theodore then held up a screwdriver and charged at Eleanor. The green clad Chipette was scared but luckily Simon and Jeanette stopped him.

"Theodore, please let us talk to you," Simon said.

"You'll both talk to me," Theodore asked making the blue and purple clads look at each other. They still had some shot blocking blood in them but they decided to stop it for now and help Theodore.

"Yes. Let's go in the bedroom and we'll talk about this," Jeanette said as she and Simon walked to the boys bedroom.

"On my bed," Theodore said as he looked back at Eleanor with a evil smirk on his face. "That's what you get, bitch. Ten for Theo." Theodore then threw a little box on the table. "It's a veggie pizza. Eat it slowly, because you are getting a little too fat," Theodore continued as he walked to the bedroom.

"Theodore, you son of a bitch," Eleanor growled.

Eleanor: Ooh, Theodore. That was just mean. Down right nasty. But I see how you wanna play. You wanna play weight games? Okay, big guy. Let's play weight games.

Alvin and Theodore were in the boys bedroom about to try out a new video game that Dave had bought from Gamestop.

"I've been waiting a long time for this," Alvin said as he placed the game in the console.

"If you don't mind me asking, what game did Dave buy," Theodore asked.

"You'll see in no time," Alvin said as he turned on the game console. Just then, the bedroom door opened slowly catching Alvin's attention. "Dave, thank you so much for- AHHHHHH!"

"WHAT IN THE HELL," Theodore yelled in fear. What they saw was a chipmunk in a black tee shirt, black pants, and a black mask on. The chipmunk was also carrying a garbage bag with it. "Theodore. I took some weight off this bitch just like you asked me to," the chipmunk said as he set the bag on the ground. "And if you want, I'll take some weight off this one too,"

Alvin backed away in fear as he spoke. "No! Please! I'm too beautiful to have weight taken off of." Alvin then jumped out the window behind him while Theodore's back was against a wall and the chipmunk in black slowly walking towards him with a knife. Theodore whimpered countless times before the chipmunk took off the mask revealing...Eleanor.

"ELEANOR," Theodore yelled in fear.

The green clad chipette smirked as she spoke. "That's what you get, bitch. And I think we're no longer tied." Eleanor then set the knife down and playfully patted Theodore's belly. "Fat boy," she said as she left the room laughing. Theodore had tears in his eyes as he picked up the knife.

"I got something for you, Eleanor the Chipette," Theodore sobbed. "I've got something for you!"

Shot Blocking. Who's next.

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Isiah: Until next time.