Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!
Tom: S'up?
Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking. I know it's been a while since we've updated a story, but to make it up to you, we're gonna do some Shot Blocking.
Tom: Can't wait to see what happens here.
Isiah: We're gonna try something a little different here. You'll know when you see it. Enjoy the next chapter.
Previously on Shot Blocking
"I got something for you Eleanor the Chipette," Theodore sobbed. "I got something for you!"
Dave and Claire were in the Seville household going on a date.
"So, you sure there's no diabetes in your medication," Claire asked Dave.
"Claire, sweetie. I don't even take medication," Dave said honestly.
"Oh. Well then, sorry for going off on you the other day," Claire apologized.
"Hey, it's cool," Dave said. "The past couple of weeks have been weird for me." What Claire did next was unexpected to Dave. She wrapped her arms around his neck and said, "How about I fix that for you." She then kissed passionately for a minute when a random guy in a farmer outfit and a little kid walked in the room interrupting the kiss.
The farmer cleared his throat and said, "Now you look here son. You apologize to good man Dave here. He's one of my biggest customers."
"Oh, Mr. Dave," the kid said. "I am so sorry that I gave you a rotten apple for your apple pie," the kid said.
"What the hell," Dave said confused.
"You nasty rat bastard," Claire growled. Dave tried to protest but Claire punched him in the crotch making Dave hold it in pain.
"And I was all set to give you some too," Claire said as she got up and left the house leaving Dave on the couch.
"That's what you get bitch," both the farmer and the kid said together as the farmer took off his hat revealing... Isiah02.
"Isiah02?! What the hell," Dave said confused.
"That's one for 02, homie," Isiah said as he and the kid left the house.
"Okay. I see how you wanna play it," Dave yelled.
Another Shot Blocking Surprise
Ian and Zoe were at house going on a date. Little did Ian know, he was going to be in for a surprise.
"So that wasn't your kid that Dave gave to you the other day," Zoe asked.
"No, baby, that was just Dave being childish," Ian explained. "You know how people are these days."
"Oh. So true," Zoe agreed. "I wonder what did happen to that baby."
"Oh the baby? Yeah, I threatened to call the cops on Dave unless he returned it to his family."
"Well at least it's not yours," Zoe said. "I was sure as hell not ready to be a mother yet."
"Trust me, you won't have to worry about it anymore," Ian said as he laid on the bed relaxing. Zor did the same thing only to feel something weird under the pillow. She looked inside it only to scream when she saw a bloody knife.
"What's wrong," Ian asked.
"You lied to me! You killed that poor innocent baby," Zoe said as she slapped Ian across the face. She then took out the knife and said, "I will be reporting this to the police." She then left the room while Ian was trying to explain to her.
"I don't know how that got there," Ian protested. "Dave is...not even here." Suddenly a person walked in the room revealing...Tom.
"Ha! That's what you get, little bitch," Tom said victoriously.
"This is some bullshit," Ian yelled.
"Thomas the Sidekick style son," Tom said as he left the room.
"Thomas the Sidekick," Ian was going to do something to Tom when he looked at the knife. It had actual blood on it. "That asshole," Ian said annoyed.
Dave: *in the Seville household* This is on that bullshit.
Ian: *walks in the room and sits on the couch* Yep. It sure is.
Dave: Hey.
Ian: S'up?
Dave: I heard what that Thomas the Sidekick did to you.
Ian: Yeah. Real cold blooded.
Dave: Hmm. But they must not know who we've met yet.
Ian: Oh, yeah, you right.
Dave: I know I'm right.
Ian: You're the founder of the KOSB's.
Dave: And you're the founder of the Princesses.
Ian: Oh, those boys are about to find out.
Dave/Ian: Let's go.
Isiah was in his house with a girl he recently met online. They were going on a date.
"You know, I never met someone so creative when it comes to story writing," the girl by the name of Michelle said.
"Hey, I'm just not big on the internet," Isiah said as he and Michelle shared a laugh.
In the other room were Tom and a girl by the name of Kate. They were also going on a date.
"You really are a cute guy to be around," Kate said.
"Um, thank you," Tom said blushing.
Back with Isiah and Michelle, the front door busted open revealing Dave and Ian running. Ian threw a box at Isiah while Dave ran into the other room and threw the other box at Tom.
"What in the hell," Isiah said as a cop ran into the house.
"Hold it right there," the cop yelled. Another cop ran into the other room and pointed their gun at Tom.
"Freeze, Dave Seville," the cop yelled.
"Man I ain't no Dave Seville," Tom said.
"Oh you're not," the cop asked. "I've been chasing an old man with a created necklace and a wrinkled ass suit! I can see!"
"What the hell is this," Isiah asked.
"Shut your monkey looking ass up, Ian Hawk," the cop said to Isiah.
"Man, I only roleplay Dave Seville," Tom said.
"Well I'm taking your roleplaying ass to jail," the cop said. "Let's go." The cop then put the handcuffs on Tom and led him out of the room while the cop led Isiah out of the house.
"C'mon, man, I'm not Dave Seville," Tom explained.
"Whatever, let's go," the cop said not listening.
"Man, if you're gonna arrest me, then at least let me kiss my girl," Isiah protested.
"Move it, Hawk," one of the cops said to Isiah.
"You too, Seville," the other cop said.
"I'm not Dave Seville," Tom again explained but again the cops didn't listen.
Back inside the house, Dave and Ian were watching as Isiah and Tom were being put in police cars laughing historically at what they were looking at.
"Shot Blocking bitch," Dave and Ian said together.
"One for Hawk," Dave said.
"And one for Seville," Ian said as he and Dave went inside the house.
Shot Blocking. What's next?
Isiah: *walks in room with Tom* Man, I thought that wasn't gonna work.
Tom: Yeah, it worked perfectly when you bribed them my $300.
Isiah: You didn't need it anyhow. Guys, we hope you're enjoying this chapter. My birthday is tomorrow. Finally I'll be 18 years old. So if you can give me early happy birthday, that would be nice. And I'm also back in school, so I won't update as often as I did in the summer.
Tom: Please remember to leave a nice review. Flames are not allowed as always. We hope you've enjoyed this chapter. A new chipmunks story is underworks so look out for that. We love you guys. Thank you all for supporting us every day. See y'all. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!
Isiah: Until next time.