Quick Random Moment

Dave: It's bath time, Alvin.

Alvin: Not now, Dave, I'm watching TV.

Dave: Oh, you gonna take a bath!

*Dave throws Alvin in the swimming pool*

Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: What up?!

Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking. Now I was getting up in the middle of the night like I do often, and I was checking the story reviews, and I see that I have 54 reviews. I'm like, "54 reviews?! WTF?!"

Tom: Wow. Suddenly happened. Keep the reviews coming because we are past halfway to 100 reviews.

Isiah: But wit that being said, I got a PM from BlueWolfBat giving me an idea for a shot block. It'll be real good.

Tom: We hope you enjoy it.

Previously on Shot Blocking

Eleanor: I've got something for your ass. Oh, yeah. I've got something for you, Theo.

Theodore and Eleanor were in the laundry room doing laundry. Theodore thought that Eleanor learned her lesson about taking her pranks too far. Little did he know, he was gonna wish he didn't think that.

"I appreciate you helping me with the laundry Eleanor," Theodore said as he threw the white clothes in the washer.

Eleanor smiled and put her plan into motion. She got on the basket and ended up falling inside. Theodore gasped as he ran to the basket. "Eleanor! Are you okay," he asked but knew he wasn't gonna get a response.

Suddenly a bump came from one of the bed sheets in the basket making Theodore scream ghost. He then ran out of the laundry room and ran inside one of the cabinets. Eleanor saw where Theodore was going and slowly followed him. She opened the cabinet door and got a little closer to Theodore.

When Eleanor was face to face with Theodore, she took off the bed sheet making Theodore look in a little less fear.

"That's what you get bitch," Eleanor said with a smirk.

"Eleanor," Theodore gasped.

"The Princess has spoken, motherlover," Eleanor said as she walked out of the cabinet and closed the door making Theodore gasp again.

"It's dark," Theodore said as he started crying softly.

Theodore: Okay. That actually impressed me. I was scared at first, then a little pissed, but after the whole bed sheet thing, I realized that I put enough damage on you already and you're not worth my time for shot blocking anymore. I'm gonna let it go.

Alvin was in the living room with a girl named Kira.

"It's such an honor to meet you, Alvin," Kira said.

"Always nice to meet a fan," Alvin said flirtatiously. "Real nice." The chipmunk and the human teenage girl just looked at each other for a moment before Claire walked in with Brittany on her shoulder.

"Hey, Alvin," Claire greeted.

"Hi Claire. I didn't know you were coming," Alvin said.

"I thought Dave told you," Brittany said.

"No he didn't," Alvin said as Claire looked at the girl he was with in suspiciousness. Then she knew who it was.

"Kira," Claire said making sure that she was seeing correctly.

"Kira, you know her," Alvin asked confused.

"KIRA," Claire said raising her voice. The teen girl turned around and pouted. "Yes, mother?"

"MOTHER," Alvin yelled confused as he jumped off of Kira's shoulder. Brittany smirked as Claire looked at the two in anger.

"What do you think you're doing with my fourteen year old daughter," Claire asked.

"Fourteen?! She said she was eighteen and a young adult," Alvin complained making Brittany giggle a little bit.

"She's fourteen," Claire yelled. "Oh hell no. You're in for a real beating now."

Alvin watched as Claire took out her beating belt. "Wait, Claire, don't beat her. Please don't," he begged not expecting the response that he got.

"Little motherlover I'm talking about you," Claire said as she came towards Alvin and started hitting him with the belt.

"OW! WAIT, I DIDN'T KNOW," Alvin cried.

"But I did," Brittany smirked as she watched Claire beat the mess out of Alvin with her belt.

Claire's smacks started to become more ruthless as Alvin's cries become more loud. Brittany just stood there and said, "That's what you get, bitch. The Princess strikes again."

Alvin: *recovering from the beating* Holy nuts. Now I know what it feels like to be beaten by a belt. But I just realized something, Brit. No matter what I did, you never got hurt. At least I don't think you did. No matter now. We're fine. We're even now. We're done.

Simon was in the living room having a study session with one of his classmates.

"So like I have this seriously important question to ask you," Simon's classmate Audrey asked.(Not the Audrey from Huniepop. XD)

Tom: But it can be though.

Isiah: Quit cutting me off!

"Ask away, Audrey," Simon asked looking at the human girl lovestruck.

"Is it true about what they say about chipmunks about being in love with humans being somewhat of a good thing," Audrey asked.

"Um, of course it is," Simon said. "It's a very good thing. Why'd you ask?"

"Because my friend Nikki went out with a chipmunk once. It wasn't one of you guys. It was a normal non talking chipmunk," Audrey said.

Tom: Okay, now you really are ripping names off of Huniepop.

Isiah: WTH did I tell you about cutting me off?!

Simon thought about what the human girl said. "Oh. Interesting," he managed to say.

"So anyway, I was wondering if like, you were in a relationship with anybody," Audrey said in curiosity.

"No I'm honestly not in one," Simon said with a lot of thoughts cheering in his head.

"Good, because I would really like to know what it feels like to be in a relationship with a chipmunk," Audrey said with some excitement in her.

"Oh my God, I would love to," Simon said with more cheering thoughts about being with his dream crush in his head. "You don't know how long I wanted to-," the blue clad chipmunk was cut off when a certain purple clad Chipette slowly crawled into the living room with bruises all over her body.

"Simon. The bruises you gave me from beating the hell outta me due to you being drunk are hurting me very much," Jeanette said with tears in her eyes. "But I managed to bring you your water."

"Oh my God! You beat this poor chipmunk," Audrey asked in anger.

"No, that's just Jeanette," Simon explained. "Jeanette, what the hell are you doing?"

"Everyday it's the same thing," Jeanette whimpered. "He yells at me. Then he beats me with every inch of strength he has. And then comes a possible chance where he rapes me." Jeanette then started crying softly while Audrey ran up to her trying to comfort her.

"You poor thing," Audrey said softly as she turned to Simon in anger. "How could you do this to such a poor female?!"

""Audrey, she's messing with you," Simon said. Hearing this, Jeanette started crying a little more. "Now he's denying it," she cried.

"Oh my God, you just stay here and I'm gonna get you help," Audrey said getting up but Jeanette stopped her. "No. You must go. Save yourself," she cried.

"But you gotta come with me," Audrey said worried a lot more.

"Please, young lady. Trust me," Jeanette said. "Your freedom is just around the corner."

Audrey again turned to Simon in anger. "You are a disgrace to romance," she snapped.

"Audrey. Please," Simon was once again cut off.

"Run, now. Or he'll do to you what he does to me," Jeanette warned. "Run! RUN!"

Audrey gave up on Jeanette and turned to Simon one more time. "Simon! You- YOU FOUR EYED PERVERT," she snapped as she ran out of the door. "AUDREY WAIT," Simon tried to stop Audrey but to no avail.

Once Audrey was out the door, Simon sighed in depression while Jeanette smirked and got up from her knees giggling also. "You four eyed pervert," she repeated Audry's words while dancing. "That's what you get bitch! That's one for the master." Jeanette then left the room leaving Simon with just depression and a little bit of anger.

Simon: *very pissed off* ALRIGHT, JEANETTE! YOU WANNA PULL OUT THE ROMANTIC DRAMA STUFF ON ME, HUH?! I SEE HOW YOU WANNA PLAY IT! ME AND MY BROTHERS WILL NEVER SUBMIT! WE'LL NEVER STOP! WE'LL NEVER DIE! SHOT BLOCKING ALL DAY! YOU AND YOUR MOTHERLOVING SISTERS! SHOT BLOCKING NEW SERIES COMING IN 2022! WHEN THAT COMES, IT'S OVER FOR YOU! IT'S ON, JEANETTE THE CHIPETTE! IT'S ON! *Starts to cry* She pulled the romantic drama crap on me. I swear I have something for your ass, Jeanette. You just wait. *curls up in a ball and cries*

Shot Blocking. What's next?

Isiah: Dang, Si. It's just a stupid little prank. Get over it.

Tom: Dude! WTH?!

Isiah: What?

Tom: You know how many women are beaten up by men?

Isiah: Not off hand no.

Tom: A lot!

Isiah: It's not that big of a difference. Besides he'll figure something out.

Tom: What kind of prank could possibly be better than faking a woman's beating marks?

Isiah: Well that question is not going to be answered by me. It's gonna be answered by our fellow readers. Let us know in your review what ideas you have for a prank. And also a quick shout out to BlueWolfBat for giving us an idea for the Theodore and Eleanor shot block.

Tom: Please don't forget to leave a nice review. Flames are not allowed. We hope you're enjoying this story. And also if you get a chance, check out the Chipwrecked Rap Battle fanfic we made sometime last week. We love you guys. Thanks for giving us support every day. See y'all later. Hollar at your boys! Yeah!

Isiah: Until next time.