Isiah: What up? Isiah and Tom here!

Tom: What up?

Isiah: And welcome back to Shot Blocking! It's been a heck of a while since we've done an update on this. Some of you probably were wanting to destroy all my review sections saying, "Guys! Guys! What the heck happened to Shot Blocking?!"

Tom: But deep down we know that you want more of this. So you're gonna get it.

Isiah: Here we go!

Previously on Shot Blocking

Eleanor: War has officially begun, Theodore the Chipmunk. War has officially begun.

Dave was in the living room on his laptop looking through his emails. He suddenly came across one from Ian Hawk. He opened it and read it.

Kicking back and relaxing in the big apple New York City!

"Ian's in New York? Damn," Dave cursed. "Who am I gonna shot block now?" While he was sorting through his emails some more, he came across one from Samantha.

Hi Dave. I'm on vacation from work for two weeks starting Thursday. I was wondering if you wanted me to come over. It would be nice to catch up after not seeing each other since the trip to Miami. Hope things are going well. Please write back as soon as you can.

Hugs and kissess

Sam

Dave looked at the email and thought to himself. It has been a while since I've seen Samantha. Then a crazy idea got into his head.

He could shot block his girlfriend.

It won't be harsh.

She'll just punch me and then we'll have a good laugh about it. He went back to his laptop and began writing.

Hey, Sam. I would love for you to come over. It's pretty lonely around the house without the Chipmunks. I could do with some company.

Dave

As he sent his email, he let out an evil chuckle thinking what to do to prank his girlfriend.

Thursday afternoon

Samantha was looking at TV flipping through channels trying to find something to watch when she felt her phone vibrate. She looked at it and saw that she had an email.

Send this mail to ten people or you will be carjacked by your lover next time you drive.

"I'm not sending crap. Stupid chain letters," Samantha said as she deleted the email on her phone and went back to flipping channels on her TV.

Later that evening

Samantha was driving down the road coming to a stop at a traffic light. But what she didn't know is that there was someone in the back laying on the seats. The figure sat up and pointed a combat pistol at her head.

"Who are you," Samantha gasped.

"Shut up and pull over," the figure said. Samantha slowly did what the figure said before the figure took off the mask revealing...Dave.

"Dave! What the hell," Samantha yelled annoyed.

"That's what you get, bitch. One for Dave," Dave said. "Old man Dave is back."

Samantha let out a slight giggle and got out the car. She then pulled Dave out of the back seat making him lay on the ground and stomped on his crotch area making him groan in pain.

Samantha gets her Payback

Dave was in the living room watching the news when Alvin came into the room. He whistled and said, "Hey Dave."

"Hey, Alvin," Dave greeted back watching Alvin sit next to him on the couch.

"So...you and your brothers still going at it with the Chipettes," Dave asked.

"Pretty much yeah," Alvin said. "We prank them, they prank back. It's a never ending battle."

"I'd be a fool pranking you. Wanna know why?"

"Sure. Why is that?"

"Because you, you're a master, Alvin," Dave said placing a finger on his shoulder. "Alright, you do not sit on couches, you respond to shot blocking competition."

Just when Dave was going to continue, his phone vibrated and he had to answer it. "Hello," came his response.

"Hi Dave," came a certain someone.

"Samantha?"

"I have something for you as a early birthday present," Samantha said. "I'm just outside your house "

"Uh okay, I'll be right out," Dave said setting his phone down. He then turn to Alvin and said, "I'll be right back, alright." Dave then left Alvin with the use of the TV by going out the front door. When he left the door, he was greeted by mirco SMG gunshots quickly reaching the ground. Dave screamed and took cover behind his front porch.

After a moment, the shootings stopped allowing Dave to catch his breath. After a moment, his phone6vibrated again and he answered it.

"Sam?!"

"That's what you get bitch. That's one for Sam," Samantha cheered ending the phone call. Dave just set his phone down and said, "That damn woman."

Alvin came out the front door and saw Dave getting up slowly. "Dave? You alright," he asked.

Dave just got up and said, "Yes Alvin, I'm just fine. I just gotta do something real quick. I'm putting you in charge for the next 45 minutes. Can you handle that?"

"I'll get a few objections from the others but okay," Alvin said.

"Good. I'll be back in 45 minutes," Dave said getting into his car and driving out the driveway.

Payback's a Drunk Woman

Dave parked his car in front of Samantha's house and got out. He slowly crept his way to the backyard and through the back window. He was lucky to not see Miles in the house. When he saw Samantha in the living room he slowly went behind her and karate chopped the back of her head knocking her out cold.

Miles arrived at his house a while later after hanging with some friends of his. He saw Dave's car parked in front and Dave at the front door looking through the window.

"Hey Dave," Miles greeted walking up to Dave.

"Miles, hey," Dave greeted back.

"Why are you out here peeking through my house window," Miles asked.

"I've been trying to get in and see your mother," Dave said. "I've been out here for a good 20 minutes."

"Weird. That's not like her," Miles said picking up the key from under the mat. He unlocked the door and saw his mother laying on the ground with a beer bottle in her hand.

"What the hell," Dave said.

"Mom? Get up," Miles shouted. Once he realized that she wasn't getting up, he went to the kitchen and got a bucket of water. He then came back into the living room and poured the water on his mother. She got up afterward.

"What happened," Samantha asked.

"You being drunk, that's what," Miles shouted. "I can't believe you're drinking now!"

"Now Miles," Dave was cut off.

"No, don't stop me," Miles again shouted.

"It's not what it looks like, hun," Samantha complained. "You gotta believe me!"

"Never, I hate you," Miles screamed running outta the house. Dave just watched Miles run away and then turned back to Samantha saying, "Looks like your son hates you now."

"You motherlover," Samantha growled.

"That's what you get, bitch. That's two for Dave," Dave said. "Call me once you laid off the alcohol." Dave then left the house leaving Samantha with a mess that she didn't make.

"Ooh, Dave. You know Solaris doesn't like ugly," Samantha said. "But if you wanna insist on making things get ugly, then I'll have to insist on playing dirty."

Shot blocking. What's next?

Isiah: Tom and I hope that this chapter was worth the long wait. It sure has been a while since this was updated. I barely had any ideas in me. If you guys have any ideas, feel free to leave a review or PM me about it.

Tom: Please don't forget to leave a nice review. No flames as always. If you haven't yet, check out the lastest update to Adventure in the Kingdom The Last Stand. It's short but it's worth. As always, we love you guys. Thanks for supporting us everyday. See y'all later. Holla at your boys! Yeah!

Isiah: Until next time.