Bill checked his laptop and said. "Boy, we got a lot! First one`s from….Forestspirt of Thunderclan?"
SUP! Names 3P Forest, don't` ask what happened to my 1P, she`s off doing girly things. Any who. I want you to read the Yaoi about you out there, Fangirls can get pretty messed up.
Bill said. "Huh." He went to go read the Yaoi. Later… He said. "Well, that was horrifying. Let`s see who`s next! RunFromTheDarkness…"
I see…. I guess this is turning into an 'Ask the Dorito' fanfiction, right? Okay… well I wanna see your reaction to Dora the Explorer, The Hand Witch, and people eating triangle shaped food. Okay… thanks bye.
Bill blinked. "Ok. For Dora the Explorer, I actually like that show! It encourages kids to go out in the forest and be in danger every 20 seconds! For the Hand Witch, she`s weird. Even for me! I mean hands?! Really?! What about eyeballs, or teeth?! I`m not fazed by people eating triangle shaped food. It`s like if I started eating human shaped food." Bill then took out a bag of People-Os and started eating. "Ok, next ones from Bravelove."
I think there is one thing we can agree on.
Pinecest is disturbing.
Bill said. "Sheesh. Relax. People did that all the time in the old times. The final one`s from pheonixlegend."
Hi Bill, even though you`re a dream demon and you know LOTS OF THINGS. I think you`re pretty cute and adorable way more than Gideon (if he`s considered cute), Dipper and Waddles :D How do you react to that?
Bill`s eye lit up and he said. "Thank you! That`s the nicest thing anyone`s ever said to me! Here, have my People-Os." He tossed her a bag and said. "OhandonemorethingthosemayormaynotbemadeoutofrealhumansOKBYE" And with that he disappeared.