Bill Reacts
Chapter 16
Silent. That was all it was in there. Silence. Absolutely Nothing. Except for Bill and a computer.
Bill appeared and said. "Real mature, guys….. I disappear, you guys disappear. I get banished into a black void inside a statue and you go home and eat SOYLENT GREEN! Ahem, I'm stuck here! Permanently! I can't even make deals to possess your mortal flesh bodies!" He turned red and said a list of swears that trailed off into random words.
"Anyways….. I guess I`ll accept my fate…...LIKE SEGREGATION. FRICK. Sorry, Sorry. You're losing it, Bill. Get a hold of yourself." Bill spewed out. "Okay, I'll answer your questions and react to stuff. First one is from stewie. Real original…. "It says watch epic chicken fight youtube." Again, real original…... I watched before and please I've seen worse in Spongebob, flesh bag. Here, I`ll prove it. The link is watch?v=_HqBvv_cJd0. Jeez that was a mouthful….. You're welcome for the sweet dreams after that."
"This next one is from Fangirl Happiness 77. Their response is. "Hey, Bill! What do you think of Hetalia?It's so cool! America is awesome and so is England! Well all of the characters are awesome and funny.
- Fangirl of Gravity Falls and Anime forever!"" Bill blinked.
"Humans humanize countries to make out with them?"
Bill blinked again and looked down. "No wonder you humans are going to become extinct."
"Anyway…. This next one is from TheQueen11. Sorry I don't think you're the 11th queen in the universe. Missed by that much. They say. "ANIMES! and why is there a window in a dreamscape?" The Japanese made Animes to make american cartoons look bad after the Manhattan Project. I had plenty of windows back in my dreamscape. Most showing death and destruction. One did show a little old lady constantly watering her flowers. Disgusting. "
"The next question is from MelodyHearts16. How cute. They say. "*poke* *poke*. *poke*
Hey Mr Equilateral Triangle man..dude...thing... Do u like Percy Jackson?
What would you do if u met the doctor, and how would u react if someone played Nyan cat for 5 hours straight ? Also do u eat food?
*gives you a cupcake*
Mlp fan is out,PEACE!
*walks through a random portal*"
"Ugh, one of the annoying ones…. Okay. First, I don`t like human media except for Soylent Green. Second, I have met all of them even the Lego one who killed my fath-...Third, I wouldn't appreciate that flesh-bag. Fourth, Do your tears count. Oh no, that`s a liquid. Sorry. Fifth, that portal led to Applebee's the worst and most disgusting place in human history. Also, thanks for the cupcake. I won't eat it but it`s internal screams of terror will comfort me in this abyss. SEND ME MORE THINGS!"
"Ahem. The next one is from PinecesterOops. They say. "Hola Bill! How are you? Good? GREAT! So so so what do you think of... DOCTOR WHO! Yeah I'm a Whovian. Hehe. But I just gotta know! Wait you're an alien... HAVE YOU MET THE DOCTOR?" Sorry, Insect Supporter. You're a bit late to the party. Missed it by that much."
"The final one is from lw falls. They say. "Ducks" …... watch?v=tnq1qScIcYE"