I don't even know where this came from but let's give it a try! If you have no clue what Ouran High school Host club is, then you'll be like WTF is going on? I love that show because it's so stupid and hilarious yet it can be really touching! Whelp here we go!

Disclaimer: I don't own Fairy Tail or OHSHC unfortunately, god that would be weird I can just see the twins and Natsu meeting each other and wreaking havoc everywhere. Then they would probably accept Grey because he always takes his clothes off and that would be a high profit for the club XD. Anyways…

Summary: Lucy Heartfilia is the new transfer student at the elite high school Fairy Tail academy. She is quick to make friends but is also quick to discover the Host club, and a certain pink haired boy.

IMPORTANT NOTICE! I'M CURRENTLY REWRITING THIS STORY AND HOPING TO MAKE IT BETTER SO ENJOY AGAIN IF YOU WANT! :D

Chapter 1: All because of the damn vase

I sighed in frustration and closed the rather large door. I glanced down the long hallway and continued forth.

"How is it all five libraries are full? I just want some peace and quiet to write my novel." I grumbled dragging myself down the carpeted hallway. My head whisked by the flags that hung on every wall with pride, a fairy with a tail was out symbol, who's ever heard of that? Well mom, it's my first day being at the elite school of Fairy Tail. Dad sent me here with expectations of making me a better person, whatever the hell that means. He had shown me the god awful thing they call a girls uniform. It was a big frilly dress with big sleeves that made me look like a body builder. I immediately turned it down and decided that I liked the male uniform so much better: a purple coat with a black purple striped tie and black slacks with black loafers. Even though I've gotten strange looks at being dressed as a guy, it is so much more comfortable then that stiff dress. Now here I am roaming the halls trying to find a damn place to study! I glanced up at the plate that said #3 Music Room and grasped the handle.

"I guess I have no other choice but to see if it's empty." I muttered pushing open the door only to be met with bright lights and the immediate smell of roses. I took a step back in surprise at the line of men that had smiles plastered to their faces and roses in their hands.

"Welcome!" They chimed in unison. I raised my eyebrows and placed my hands on my hips.

"What in the hell is going on?" I questioned. One of the men strolled up and grasped my hand and pulled me closer to him.

"May I ask why such a lovely lady is visiting us today?" He breathed quietly brushing the rose petals against my cheek. I felt my face flame up at the close proximity.

"Loke, leave the poor girl alone." A dark haired male said crossing his arms with a frown on his lips. 'Loke' let me go and placed the rose behind my ear.

"But she is so beautiful, I couldn't help myself." He said with a wink. I felt my knees grow weak at the gesture. What the hell is going on?! Who are these baffoons?!

"Wait a minute, aren't you the new student Lucy Heartfillia?" Another male asked breaking from his position his long black hair flowing with his movement. I nodded my head slowly.
"That's so manly!" Another said causing me to look over at the large man with silver hair. My head was spinning at this point.

"Wait hold on a minute! Where am I? And what are you all doing here in the music room?" I asked. Another one of the males jumped up and wrapped an arm around my shoulders.

"I'm glad you asked Luigi!" He said with enthusiasm. I slapped him away and glared at him. "MY NAME IS LUCY!" I yelled. He just shrugged and smirked at me.

"Same difference! Anyways the name is Natsu Dragneel! I'm a first year and known as the Fire type!" He said pointing his thumb towards himself. I titled my head to the side and took in his appearance. He currently had his coat off and the sleeves of his dress shirt were rolled up exposing his muscular arms. I don't think I had ever seen a guy with bubblegum pink hair, especially so spikey and messy. But in a way it suited him.

"And I'm Gray Fullbuster also a first year and known as the cool type." The guy with black blue hair exclaimed. My eyes widened when he started to strip off his jacket and then un-button his shirt.

"Hey pervert! No taking off your clothes in front of the ladies! How many times do I have to tell you!?" Natsu growled punching him in the face. Before I knew it they were in a full out brawl. My chin was pinched between two fingers and gently pulled towards the man who had given me a rose.

"The name is Loke, I'm known as Leo the Lion, or the wild type." He winked at me and let go of my chin. The tall man with silver hair flexed his muscles and started to yell his information.

"I'm Elfman Strauss! The strong type! Like a MAN!" He yelled. I covered my ears, trying to block out his loud voice. Another threw a black rose at my face and sneered at me.

"I'm Gajeel Redfox, the steel type." He grumbled in annoyance with a roll of his red eyes. I sighed, some of these 'types' didn't even make sense, and why the hell were there even types in the first place?!

"He's Laxus Dreyar. He doesn't talk much, hence him being the silent type." Natsu said with a shrug of his shoulders. I glanced at the tall muscular man. He had very spikey hair and a scar going down his right eye. He flicked a yellow rose from in between his fingers and turned the other direction, not saying a word to me.

"And that my dear is the Host Club." Loke said once again grasping my attention. I couldn't help myself as I doubled over in laughter. I clutched my sides hoping to seize the aching pain from laughing so hard.

"Hey what are you laughing at?" Natsu asked crossing his arms. I took in a deep breath and freed my eyes of any tears that had managed to escape.

"Wow, I don't think I've ever heard of anything more stupid!" I said letting out a few more giggles. Natsu glared at me and pouted.

"You can't judge us! You don't even know what we do!" He said. I rolled my eyes and stood up straight. He watched my every movement, waiting for my comeback. I placed my hand onto my hip and smirked.

"You host people, DUH!" I said. Before he could retort, the doors burst open to reveal a bunch of girls piling in. Natsu suddenly pulled down his sleeves and grabbed his jacket and straightened his tie. He strolled over to me. I wonder if the ladies knew he was a pompous ass.

"Watch and learn." He whispered huskily with a wink. I scowled at an attempt to hide the blush that I could feel creeping up my neck. I watched as the girls took seats in various places pouring tea and eating cakes. The simplicity of it all made we want to laugh even harder.

"Natsu-kun! Stop talking to the new girl and come talk to us!" A girl whined that was sitting on the couch. He made his way over to the girl and grasped her face in between his hands.

"I'm sorry, I didn't mean to make you wait." He said seductively. I stuck my tongue out in disgust and examined the other members. Gray was sitting at a table with a few girls chatting quietly.

"Oh Gray your shir-" A girl was about to say before another girl with blue curly hair covered her mouth. "Shh! This happens all the time! Don't warn him about it otherwise he'll put it back on." She said. Gray eyed them suspiciously and took a sip of his tea with a small smile.

"So how is your day going ladies?" He asked. I sighed this was really boring to watch. Why would you waste your time talking to a bunch of boy's about useless stuff? I glanced over at Loke who had a swarm of girls around him; I could practically see the hearts shining in their eyes.

"Loke! Kiss me!" "No Kiss me!" They all kept shouting trying to get the red head's attention. I looked over at where Laxus and Gajeel were. They were sitting on a couch chatting quietly with a few girls. I heard Elfman yell 'tea is manly!' as many girls yelled in happiness. I looked at the clock and then realized why I had come here in the first place.

"Damn it!" I cursed picking up my bag where I had left it. I was about to run out the room when someone caught my hand and pulled me into their chest.

"Where do you think you're going?" A sweet voice asked. I looked up to meet onyx eyes and pink hair. I raised an eyebrow, trying to hide my nervousness of how close we were. Damn him and his good looks.

"I came here to write, but obviously this place was occupied so now I'm leaving to find somewhere else, so if you don't mind please let me go." I said stepping out of his grasp. He pouted.

"You're no fun Luigi." He said. I felt the vein in my forehead throb. "I told you my name is Lucy!" I yelled. He blinked and shrugged, not seeming to care that everyone's eyes were now on us and the fact that I had just yelled at him.

"Whatever you say Luigi!" He said. I growled and held up my text book that I had pulled from my bag and threw it at him. He easily caught it with one hand and opened it.

"Astronomy eh? I'm in that class too!" He said closing it and handing it back to me. My eyes were currently bulging and my mouth hanging wide open. What was wrong with this kid?! It was almost like he was used to getting things thrown at him. As soon as that thought ran through my mind, the door slammed open and a chair went flying through the air and knocked Natsu in the head. It clattered to the ground and the pink haired idiot just rubbed the spot where he was hit and muttered an ow.

"NATSU!" His name echoed through the room causing everyone to freeze. I turned around and saw a beautiful tall woman with long scarlet hair accompanied by three other girls. One of them was small and bubbly with blue hair, the one next to her looked un-amused and was drinking from a water bottle, and I got a strange suspicion that it wasn't water. The last girl was the shortest and probably the youngest of the quartette. She had long dark blue hair that reached to the backs of her knees.

"Erza." Natsu mumbled, his body wracking in shivers. I stifled a laugh at the terrified look on his face. The said girl stomped over to the whimpering boy and slapped him upside the head.

"What did I do now?" He whined holding his head. She growled and glared at him with her dark eyes.

"Natsu, what do I love to eat most?" She asked in a sickly sweet tone causing a shiver to run down my spine. He gulped seeming to already know where this conversation was going.

"S-Strawberry Cake?" He questioned. She nodded slowly and placed her hands on her hips. "And what is it that you ate before club started and it happened to be the last one that I claimed." She said with a stern voice.

"A strawberry cake." He stated quietly. "Good little boy, now you will buy me another one, or I will come over to your house and strangle you in your sleep got it?" She said pointing her finger in his face. He nodded slowly and stepped back.

"What the hell is wrong with this school?" I asked out loud causing everyone to look at me. Erza's face immediately changed from 'ready to kill' to a kind one.

"Who might you be?" She asked with a small smile. I smiled back nervously. I was about to answer until Natsu interrupted me.

"Her name is Lucy Heartfilia, she's the new student." He said. I huffed in annoyance. "Well at least you got the name right." I mumbled. Erza turned to me with a smile and held out her hand. Her long scarlet hair flowed down her back and framed her kind looking face and making her sparkling grey eyes pop. It seemed like a lot of people here were bi-polar.

"I'm Erza Scarlet. I'm the manager of this club to keep these boys in line." She said with a smile. The other three girls walked over to us.

"Cana Alberona, that's all you need to know." The girl with the wavy brown hair said taking another swig of her 'water'.

"I'm Levy McGarden! Nice to meet you!" She said shaking my hand quickly. I looked down at the small petite girl. She smiled up at me sweetly.

"I'm Wendy Marvel. I don't go to this school, I go to the middle school, but I'm here because of him." She said pointing over at Natsu. I frowned in confusion. Before I could ask, said boy walked over and ruffled Wendy's hair.

"How was school?" He asked with a toothy grin. She gave him the same smile, but not as menacing. "It was pretty good Natsu-nii." She said. Once again my eyes were wide open and my mouth was nearly dropped to the ground.

"You two are siblings?! But Wendy's so much calmer then you are! What the hell?!" I asked pointing at the supposed siblings.

"Yep, Wendy goes by a separate name because our mom runs her own business separate from our father. So Wendy uses Marvel to promote who our mom is instead of just using our dad's name." Natsu explained actually sounding smart for a few seconds. I shook my head.

"This school just gets weirder and weirder. Well it's nice to meet you Wendy. I will let you know now that I think your brother is an idiot." I said grasping her small hand. She giggled quietly.

"I know that already, don't worry, even our parents think so." She said. "HEY! I'm right here you know! I can hear everything your saying." Natsu said looking very irritated. I stuck my tongue out at him.

"Get over it pinky." I said. Erza came over and hit Natsu. "Don't forget you still have customers! GO!" She yelled pointing at the scared girls on the couch. His eyes widened and he ran over to them handing them each roses with a wink.

"I'm sorry ladies, there's no need to be scared. I'll protect you with my life." He whispered. They all started to squeal and flail around. I rolled my eyes and made my way towards the door.

"Lucy where are you going?" Natsu called out. I sighed and waved good bye not paying attention to where I was going. "LUCY WATCH OUT!" They all yelled. I opened my eyes but it was too late for I had hit the podium that held a very expensive looking vase. I reached out for it but it slipped by my fingers. I watched in horror as it shattered into a million pieces. There were many gasps heard around the room.

"Well it seems we have a problem here." Gray said as all the members crowded around me. I slowly turned around and glanced at them.

"I'm so sorry!" I said bowing a lot. They all shrugged. "It's not the big of a deal, it was only 500,000 jewel." Gajeel said quietly. Natsu butted through the crowd and looked down at me.

"Well we do have a problem." He said examining the broken pieces. I got down on my knees and started to pick up the pieces. "I'm really sorry, but I'll pay you back in full. I'll explain it to my father-" I stopped and hissed in pain as a shard of glass sliced open my finger. Natsu was suddenly by my side, holding my hand and examining the blood that was now dripping down my hand.

"You should be more careful you weirdo." He said sticking my finger in his mouth to suck away the blood. I squealed and pushed him away.

"What do you think you're doing?! Are you a freaking vampire?!" I yelled examining my wound. He ignored me as he picked up some more shards.

"Well Lucy! I have an idea! Instead of paying us back, you must come back to the host club every day for the rest of the school year, and let us host you. Every month until then you will have a different host. At the end of the year, you will pick who you like best and must go to the dance with that person." He said with a toothy grin.

"WHAT?! No way in hell will I do that! I'd rather just pay you the 500,000 jewel!" I yelled standing up and glaring at the pink haired idiot in front of me. Gray placed a hand on my shoulder.

"We won't accept your money. So you don't really have a choice. Because what would daddy dearest think about his daughter not doing anything in return for breaking a very nice valuable vase?" He asked. I shook off his hand and picked up my bag again. I opened the door and paused, knowing everyone's eyes were on me.

"Fine, I agree." I muttered slamming the door behind me. I let out a heavy sight. "What the hell is wrong with this school?" I muttered making my way down the hallway.

EDIT DONE

Whelp! That's the first Chappie, I hope you enjoyed it. Let me know what host Lucy should start out with first, choices are Natsu, Gray, Laxus, Loke, Gajeel and Elfman. Choose wisely!