"Alright children, every one needs to come downstairs for a household meeting." The tall faceless being called upstairs mentally. He watched the various killers and beasts lumber from their rooms. The size of the manor seemed like a quaint little cabin on the outside, but in actuality the inside was really several houses conjoined by the fabrics of space time. A type of liminal space, really, so the population only took up half the house.
The current residents were, Smiledog, Seedeater, Jeff the killer, Laughing Jack, Eyeless Jack, Sally, Lost Silver, BRVR, Ben Drowned, Clockwork, Laughing Jill, Suicide Sadie, Slenderman, Splendorman, and Offenderman. The main proxies that lived here between missions were Masky, Hoodie, and Ticci Toby. Within five minutes, nearly everyone was downstairs. Laughing Jack pushed his way through the crowded living room until he was next to Slender.
"Alright everybody, there has been an issue that may concern our safety. It may or may not have something to do with Zalgo."
At the name Zalgo, everyone in the room began to talk amongst themselves. Several phrases, like "Invasion", "Attack", and "Holy Shit", rang throughout the room. Even Slenderman's two brothers had an air of concern.
There were only three people in the room that didn't say a single word. And that was Slender, Laughing Jack, and Laughing Jill.
Jill walked to the front of the room in the confusion and stood next to her boyfriend. "Everyone settle down!" Slenderman shouted. Every single person in the room turned their heads to the master of the house. "Alright, Jack would you please tell your story?", Slender asked. Jill took L.J.'s hand in hers and smiled at him. Jack looked at the crowd and retold his story.
Before anyone could jest at poor Jack, Slenderman announced, "This child could be some sort of corrupt demon Zalgo has created or is trying to create. The girl may also be a creepypasta with no side to take. Therefore we must remain cautious. This child, if she is indeed corrupted by Zalgo's treachery, must be observed carefully. We need to find out her weaknesses and capabilities. For if Zalgo made her powerful enough to hurt L.J., he will make hundreds more like her. But if she is a creepypasta or a killer who does not have a story, then we should observe her and attempt to gain her trust before Zalgo makes a deal with her. But you needn't worry children. I will send a proxy to watch the child."
"Splendor, could you bring my proxies here, if you don't mind?"
"Okay, brother! Back in a jiffy!", and with that, the polka dotted figure dissapeared in a small flash of staticy white noise. Offendy frowned, rolling his nonexistant eyes. In the next second, Splendorman was in the living room with a grinning Toby hanging off of one dotted tendril. Masky and Hoodie's faces were covered by their masks, but a happy air radiated from the team.
Clockwork rushed up to Toby, a smile turning up the stitched corners of her mouth. Toby dropped down and gave her a hug. "Its about time you came back." She said happily. Slenderman walked up to his three proxies. Most of the other creepypastas had left the room to go kill, torture, or stalk.
"Alright my children, has Splendor explained what happened in your absence?"
"Yes sir, one of us must observe a girl who may be an agent of Zalgo, correct?" Masky replied.
"Correct Masky. I know that, er, Tim has given you trouble recently. Ever since the incident with Jay and Alex. So you and Hoodie will be released of duty until that matter is attended to. Toby, I am giving you the duty of watching the child until further notice. Is that clear?" Slender stated, rather than asked.
"Yes Operator. B-but if I m-may ask, could I wait until nightfall until I leave? I w-want to spend time with Clocky." Toby asked sheepishly.
"Alright child. It's only fair if Masky and Hoodie get to have a break." Slender said reluctantly. Toby grinned widely behind his mouth guard.
"Thank you s-so much sir!" Toby said gratefully. Toby looked back at his girlfriend.
"C-come on Clocky! Let's go annoy J-Jeff! Hahaha! Toby chuckled to Clockwork. When they left the room and headed towards Jeff's door upstairs, only Splendorman and his brother were left in the room.
"You think you're so dark, but you can be such a softie sometimes brother." Splendorman laughed, smiling. Jeff yelling and the couple laughing and giggling from upstairs, made the two brothers both chuckle.
"Well, brother, I have matters to attend to in Florida, but I will be back soon." Slender said before he teleported. Leaving the living room and his brother.
