Hello, hello, to you, my faithful readers. I have returned for yet another chapter of my story. Now that I'm setting the story in Volume 2 of RWBY, things are going to start getting a little more interesting. And once I get to Volume 3, oh man. But, that will have to wait until chapter 7 of my story. Until then, enjoy.

RWBY Rooster Teeth/Monty Oum (R.I.P)

*Set between "Best Day Ever" and "Welcome to Beacon"*

*Yang's P.O.V*

Good Oum, that was the most fun I've had with food since I flung a soda can at that dumb stalker kid back at Signal 2 years ago. Well, except for getting knocked into the air and missing the rest of the action. I'll really have to get back at Nora for doing that to me, and for 'booing' my awesome puns.

"Trying to make your outfit a little more colorful, Yang?"

Well, here's someone who might appreciate my sense of humor, since he also has a pretty good one himself.

"Nah, I just got out of a food fight with Team JNPR. Nothing major."

"Not even when I saw a mess of yellow hair get knocked out of the mess hall?"

Man, he saw that? Uh oh.

"It's cool, Yang. I knew you'd make it. You're too strong not to."

Never mind, then. I didn't think he'd be fine with this.

"But seriously though, take a shower or something. You can't really pull off the 'dirty food and ceiling debris' look, all that well."

"Oh, shut up, Pov!"

How is it possible for someone to be both funny and annoying at the same time? I don't know, but Pov seems to be able to do it. Do it better than anyone else I know, actually, even Ruby. Not to mention that smirk he has while doing it. It's just as cute and annoying as the rest of him, including that 6 pack.

Wait, did I just think 'cute' to myself? Did I just think '6 pack' to myself?

*One shower later*

Well, now that I'm nice and clean, time to head into Vale with my friends. Ah, there they are now.

"Hey guys. Ready to go?"

"Yup. Where's our first stop?"

"Well, Copper, first thing I need is more ammo for my weapons. I'm sure some you guys need more ammo as well."

"Yeah, kind of."

I can always count on Pov to have my back, can't I?

*At the weapon store*

"Yes, I'll take a couple boxes of bullets for a 9mm pistol."

"And I'll take a box for DRSG weapons, please." (A/N: Dual Range Shotgun Gauntlets. At least, that's what Ember Celica is classified as according to the RWBY Wikia.)

Wow, this is the biggest weapon store I've ever seen. I'm willing to bet a lot of lien Ruby would have a nosebleed and pass out if she entered this store. Weapons to her have always been like candy to little kids.

"Now that you two have your precious ammunition, can we get a move on? I'm starving."

Sigh, Copper never has been the most patient person on Remnant. Especially when food is involved. Boy, I bet she would have hated seeing all that food get destroyed during our little food fight against JNPR. She needs to take a page out of Pov's book, be more relaxed.

*Later, at A Simple Wok*

Oh Monty, this food is going to be so good! And I'm sure everyone, especially Pov, will appreciate seeing me with my food in my stomach rather than on my clothes.

"Well, everybody dig in!"

"Don't mind if I do! Thanks again for paying, Yang. I never really carried enough lien to… OUCH!"

What?! What's with the 'ouch'?

"Dammit! I think I cut myself with my knife!"

"Oh no! Pov, are you OK?"

"I'll be fine. Don't worry. Look, my aura is already starting to heal it up."

It still looks like a pretty big cut though. I doubt aura alone will be able to heal it up so quickly. Perhaps I can help.

"Hey, can you guys get the first aid kit from my bike? It's in a compartment under the seat."

"No problem, Yang."

Now with the others gone, lets see if I can stop the bleeding with these napkins.

"Damn, this hurts! I wish my mother was here."

H-his mother? He still has his mother? That's not really fair!

"W-why's that, Pov? You… miss her?"

"A bit, I don't really miss the over protectiveness, though. What I was getting at was she has a healing semblance. She could have had this fixed by now."

Oh, that makes a bit more sense, I guess. Now I feel a little better about my own mother issues.

"Is that so, Pov?"

"Yeah. *chuckle* I remember as a kid, she was always able to make my boo-boos feel better with more than just a kiss on the spot. Same goes for my sister, Anastasia."

OK, now I'm jealous again. Why couldn't my mother have been around to kiss my boo-boos? Where is she, anyway? Does she even love me? Or dad? WHY DID YOU LEAVE, MOM?!

"Yang? Yang! You alright?"

"H-huh? What? I… I'm fine, Pov."

Please drop it, please drop it, please drop it, please drop it, please drop it, please drop it, please drop it, please drop it, please drop it.

"Whatever, then. I can tell you don't wanna talk anymore."

Thank Monty Oum he dropped it.

"Yang, we're back."

More reason to praise Monty, a way to diffuse the tension and make me think about something other than my mother.

"Thanks for the first aid kit, guys. Let's bandage this up, Pov. … There, feel better?"

"Eh, a bit. I think I'm still gonna head to the infirmary once we get back to Beacon."

"Speaking of which, we should probably start heading back there by now. We shouldn't miss greeting the others who are coming for the Vytal Festival."

Always so professional, aren't you, Copper? You're just like Weiss. Oh well, I told the rest of my team I would meet them in the library so we could play Ruby's board game.

"Let's just hope none of them have to sit through Port's 'lessons' while they're here."

"Got me there, Copper. I don't think anyone still stays awake in that class anymore."

"Well, I do, but it's only because of my semblance."

What's Pov's semblance again? Oh, right, being able to warp time to his liking.

*Back at Beacon*

"Well, this was fun. We should all do it again sometime."

"Sure, sounds nice. See you later, Yang."

"Bye, Copper."

Well, time to destroy all my teammates in a board game. Hmm, Pov's still here, maybe he would like to play.

"Hey Pov, you want to come to the library with me and play Remnant: The Game with me and team RWBY?"

"No thanks, I need to head to the infirmary to get this hand checked out. Besides, board games make me bored."

*Snicker*

Ok, that right there was really funny. Now I see why so many girls fall for guys with a great sense of humor.

And we're done with this chapter. Maybe not one of my better ones, even by my standards, but still. Plus, trust me, I have a lot planned for later on, this was mostly just to set up a few things.

Anyway, since the last chapter was pretty much done entirely in Povelitel's P.O.V, I decided to make this chapter done entirely in Yang's P.O.V. Next chapter will go back to flip-flopping between the two of them.

On a side note, Povelitel's last line in this chapter was a reference to something my sister and uncle used to say a lot when I was a kid. Speaking of sisters, I named Povelitel's sister after the daughter of Russian Czar Nicholas II. This should give you a clue as to what I'll be naming Povelitel's parents later on. Yes, they will be making an appearance later on in this fic.

I might (keyword 'might') be posting a new chapter tomorrow. But if I don't, I won't be able to update until Friday. I hate my job, I hate my job, I HATE MY JOB! So until the next update, farewell.