Previously on The Real World: Miami

Brittany is very obvious with how jealous she is of Rocsi and Santana's relationship. They get into a fight in the nightclub resulting in Brittany going home early. When Santana gets home she breaks things off with Rocsi

The castmates get new jobs

Finn cheats on his girlfriend Rachel, with Sugar


Finn

Sugar is a nice girl. You know. I've gotten to know her, while I've been here and I think she's great. I feel bad that I cheated on Rachel, but what am I supposed to do. She's in New York.


Finn walks Sugar to the door. Before she leaves, Sugar turns around and gives Finn a kiss and tells him she'll call him. Meanwhile, Kurt and Quinn saw the two come down the stairs and are sharing knowing glances with one another.


Quinn

I think Finn is an idiot. He wants to be the bad boy, but truth is he is just a country boy who is stuck in a small town. This is probably the first time he has been out of Podunk, USA and he doesn't know how to act.


Later that day...

Santana

Dani is my ex, but she is one of my closest friends back home and I always go to her for advice. Whether it's about my family or love life she's always there for me and I'm the same with her.


Dani: Hello?

Santana: Dani Boo, what up chica?

Dani: Hey tv star how's Miami?

Santana: Fucking awesome. You should see this house that I'm living in. I feel like a superstar, right now.

Dani: That's awesome I'm so jealous. How are the ladies, though?

Santana: Dani…girl! Latinas are everywhere and I love every minute of it. Laughs No but seriously it's 24-7 J. Lo's and Zoe Saldana's running around in bikinis all day, everyday, and there's not enough of me to get to them all. I may need you to come out here and help.

Dani: Laughing Maybe. How are you're roommates though?

Santana: Awesome. I surprisingly get along with most of them. There's Finn, but he's a tool and doesn't deserve my breath to be wasted on him. Then there's Brittany who's dangerously beautiful and I just don't know what to do with her.

Dani: Uh oh well just remember that she's your roommate so it probably wouldn't be best to start anything with her because it could make living with her awkward and there could be a lot of drama.

Santana: Yea I know, but Dani if you saw her and talked to her you would understand my dilemma.

Dani: I bet, but I have to go to work so I'll talk to you soon.

Santana: Alright bye love ya, sucka!

[Somo-Ride begins to play]

Oh, oh, oh, oh yeah

Take off those heels, lay on my bed

Whisper dirty secrets while I'm pulling on your hair

Poison in our veins, but we don't even care

Candles dripping on your body, baby this ain't truth or dare

Everybody wonders where we run off to

My body on your body, baby sticking like some glue

Naughty, let's get naughty, girl it's only one or two

The fevers fucking running, feel the heat between us two!

Santana walks out of the phone booth and heads to Brittany's room where she finds her sitting on her bed looking at pictures of her family and of friends. Santana sits right next to her and is looking over her shoulder.

[Music continues to play]

Santana: "Who's that?"

Brittany: "That's my little sister Mackenzie. We took this in the car on the way to one of my dance recitals."

Santana: " Did you win?"

Brittany: "I mean is that even a real question? Of course I won."

They both start laughing

Santana: "Are you guys close?"

Brittany: "Yea. When my parents got divorced we lived with my mom and she worked two jobs to pay for my dancing, so I picked her up from school and helped her with her homework and I always made sure we would eat dinner together and she would tell me about her day."

Brittany continues to look at pictures and handing them to Santana.

Brittany: "She says she wants to be a dancer like me, so I started working at a dance studio at home and since I work there she gets a discount on classes, which is great for my mom. I miss her the most out of anyone at home."

Brittany wipes a tear from her face and starts to gather her pictures together.

Santana: "Do you want to get breakfast or something before work, tomorrow?"

Brittany: "Yea that sounds good."

Santana: "Alright awesome. It's a date."

The Next Day

Brittany and Santana leave the house and head to News Café. When they get inside they head straight to the counter to order their food and take a seat outside because Santana wants to people watch.

Brittany: "It is so beautiful here."

Santana: "Right. I don't know I might sound crazy, but I would miss the wintertime in Cleveland a little bit. At least I could still watch LeBron James, though."

Brittany: Laughing, " That is true I do love my white Christmases. Thanks for asking me to breakfast."

Santana: "Anytime. Besides, lets be real, I'm trying to avoid going to work. Santana Lopez don't clean no dolphin poop."

Brittany: "Really? I love our job."

Santana: "Well duh you like it you get to play with dolphins all day."

Brittany: "If it's any consolation, I smell like fish when I get home."

Santana: "Oh I know! Your room smells like a fish tank."

Brittany: " Well why are you in it all of the time?"

Santana: "I will suffer any smell if it means spending time with you."

Brittany: "Awww so sweet."

Brittany and Santana smile at each other, after Brittany's comment.

[The Noisettes- Don't Upset The Rhythm]

Let's rock the boat

The magic is unstoppable

For on floor

It's the rhythm you've been waiting for

Pure delight, kicks, snare, hat, ride

Brittany: "Alright lets go. I have dolphins to feed and you have poop to clean. How do you pick up dolphin poop, anyway?"

Santana: "Ugh. It's not as easy at it looks I can tell you that."

[The Noisettes- Don't Upset The Rhythm continues]

It's all up to you and whatever you do

Don't cut into my action

4-3-2-1

Go baby, go baby GO!

Don't Upset The Rhythm, no

Go baby, go baby GO!

Don't Upset The Rhythm

Go baby, go baby GO!

Don't Upset The Rhythm, don't you dare

Go baby, go baby GO!

Santana and Brittany start to walk away from the restaurant, in the direction of their job. Once they are there, they head to the locker room to put all of their things and go to their designated areas.


Mike

So, we've been working at the aquatic center for about week now and it is so much fun. I love working with kids and being able to interact with them on a day-to-day bases is just great. For some, the job may not be that great, though. Laughs.


Santana and Finn are both carrying trash bags and brooms, while wearing facemasks.


Santana

This sucks! Finn is having a blast over there because he's used to picking poop and god knows what, but these hands are meant for massaging beautiful women's backs.


Brittany and Quinn are feeding two dolphins and learning a few tricks from the trainers. Mercedes and Kurt are paired up for a school field trip and are sharing exciting facts with the children.

All of the castmates enter the house and head straight to their rooms to drop off all of their things. Santana and Finn are in the shower first and Kurt and Brittany are sitting in the bathroom getting ready to take a shower, next.

Finn: "Kurt do you have to be in here while I take a shower?"

Kurt: "Finn no one is looking at that sad excuse you call a penis, so you can get over yourself."

Finn: "It's not about that. I feel uncomfortable with you in here. So can you leave?"

Brittany: "Are you serious right now? You can't possibly be that ignorant?"

Finn: "What?"

Santana: "Well if that's the mentality, Finn can you please not take showers while I'm taking showers. You also make me uncomfortable. "

Finn: "Whatever, I'm done anyway."


Kurt

I've gone through a lot since I've come out of the closet. I was bullied in school and in some areas of New York it is not very welcoming, so I've learned how to defend myself. Now, I've done a good job of ignoring Finn and his ignorant comments, but once he accused me of being a peeping tom and assumed I wanted him sexually that was the last straw. My hands and skin may be softer than a baby's bottom, but don't fuck with me.


Finn gets out of the shower and leaves to get changed in his room. Brittany gets into the shower that Finn was just using. Santana finally gets done with her shower and is drying off before she finally gets out. Instead of heading to her room she takes a seat on one of the bar stools, by the vanity.

Santana: "You okay, Kurt?"

Kurt: "Yea, but there's just so much a person can take."

Brittany: "He's such an asshole."

Kurt: "True and he better watch out because seeing as how I know he slept with Sugar and his girlfriend is coming soon he may want to stay on my good side, just saying."

Santana:"Whaaatt? He didn't."

Kurt nods his head and continues his shower. Santana leaves the bathroom to also get changed for the night.

Later that Night…

Quinn and Mike are in the kitchen taking shots and mixing drinks for themselves. Mike is standing behind Quinn with his arms wrapped around her shaking a drinking in the shaker and pouring it in the cup for her. Quinn turns her head so she can kiss him on the cheek, but he turns his head at the last minute so he can kiss her on the lips. Both Mercedes and Santana walk passed them rolling their eyes and smiling.

The roommates finally leave the house and head to Dream Nightclub. The club is busy and everyone is dancing, everywhere.

[Tinashe- 2 On plays]

If you a lame, nigga you ain't making no noise

Get faded, turn up with the big boys

Live fast, die young that's my choice

Get money, get money like an invoice

We can mob all in the whip

Make the money make a grip

I be stuntin' with my clique

Getting faded 'till we trip (oh)

Man, I love to get on

I love to get 2 on

When the drink be too strong

When the tree be way too strong

Mike and Quinn are on the dance floor grinding, on each other, next to Mercedes and Santana who are singing along to the music and doing old school dances. Kurt is by the bar talking the bartender, Blaine.


Kurt

Blaine is cute. Who knew I had a thing for bowties? I didn't. Laughs I mean at least I'll get free drinks out of this.


[Beyoncé- Drunk In Love plays]

Cigars on ice, cigars on ice

Feeling like an animal with these cameras all in my grill

Flashing lights, flashing lights

You got me faded, faded, faded

Baby, I want you, na na

Can't keep your eyes off my fatty

Daddy, I want you, na na

Drunk in love, I want you

Finn is dancing by the table laughing as Brittany twerks on Santana against the wall. Brittany comes back up and hooks her arm around Santana's neck and grinds her butt into Santana.

[Beyoncé-Drunk In Love]

We woke up in the kitchen saying,

"How the hell did this shit happen?"

Oh baby, drunk in love we be all night

Last thing I remember is our beautiful bodies grinding up in the club

Drunk in love

We be all night, love, love

We be all night, love, love

Mercedes heads back to the table, from the bathroom and as she's putting her drink down a drink a drink is thrown at her head. Mercedes turns around and lunges at a woman who Mercedes assumes is the one who through the drink. Mike, Finn, and Santana rush over to break up the fight. The drink thrower's friend pushes Santana and pulls her hair.

Santana: "BITCH, DON'T FUCKING PUT YOUR HANDS ON ME! I WILL RUIN YOUR FUCKING LIFE BITCH!

Mercedes: "YOU DON'T WANT NONE OF THIS! I'M FROM LA HOE! I DON'T FIGHT FAIR BITCH I USE WEAPONS TRICK!"


Mercedes

I honestly have no idea what happen. All I know is I felt a drink being poured on me and I saw was red. I will snatch wigs in this bitch.

Santana

Mercedes is my girl so I will always have her back. You fuck with her you fuck with me.


Mercedes and Santana are still yelling and screaming as Mike and Brittany try to restrain them from going back inside to fight. Brittany has to pick Santana up and put her in the car and close the door so she can't get out and the housemates can leave. Everyone else enters the cab and they head home, for the night.

Quinn: "Are you guys alright?"

Mercedes: "I'm fine. Glad you guys came in when you did because I cannot go to jail."

Kurt: "Wait, what happened?"

Mercedes: "This dumb bitch decided to throw her drink on me and that set me the fuck off."

They all are back at the house and Quinn, Mike, Brittany, and Santana head to their respective rooms. Mercedes goes to the bathroom to fix her hair and take off her makeup. Finn goes into the phone room and calls Sugar.

Sugar: "Hello?"

Finn: "Hey. What are you up to, tonight?"

Sugar: "Nothing."

Finn: "Sweet! You wanna come over?"

Sugar: "Yea"


Finn

I know I shouldn't invite Sugar over here, but my girlfriend has been in New York for a while now and I hadn't gotten any in some time. I'm a man and I have needs. If Rachel isn't going to satisfy me then I'll find someone who will. Shrugs


Mercedes leaves the bathroom with her hair in a bun on top of her hair.

[Sam Smith-Latch Acoustic plays]

You lift my heart up when the rest of me is down

You, you enchant me even when you're not around

If there are boundaries, I will try to knock them down

I'm latching on, babe, now I know what I have found

Brittany crawls into Santana's bed and spoons her from behind. Quinn and Mike are also sharing a bed. Mike kisses Quinn's forehead before turning off the light.

I feel we're close enough

I wanna lock in your love

I think we're close enough

Could I lock in your love, baby?

Sugar finally makes it to the house and Finn lets her in. They head up to his room and he gives her a t-shirt to sleep in. They finally get into bed and Finn turns off the light.


I hoped you guys liked this chapter. I don't know how many episodes we'll have left excluding the reunion. I felt like last night I had a lot more to say in this AN, but I forgot it. So read and enjoy and then read and review. Holla!