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Summary: Jess, the best man, is back in town for Luke and Lorelai's wedding...with his 6 month old son. How will the town react? How will Rory react? RJ. Post Season 5. R&R!

A/N: Yes. An Update. Been busy with class and will be for a while, so you people better review if you want me to update soon, otherwise it'll be a while….yeah I'm threatening you…whores.

"You're late." Rory said, opening the door to the Gilmore house.

"I know, I know." Jess said in a nasal voice.

"What's wrong with your nose? Are you sick?"

"It's just a cold, I'm fine." Jess sniffed and collapsed onto the couch.

"Yeah, well, do us all a favor and try not to breathe your germs on us." Luke said as he walked in and took Jacob from Jess. Surprisingly, Luke had warmed up to the kid.

Jess gave an audible grunt.

"Maybe we should postpone our plans."

Another grunt.

Luke sighed. "You can stay at my old apartment. Lorelai and I'll take Jacob tonight."

"Ok." Luke started to worry. Usually Jess fought them about being away from his son.

Luke made Jess some tea and got him settled into the apartment above the diner. The poor kid had fallen asleep before Luke had even left. He figured Jess was bound to get run down from taking care of Jacob by himself.

Luke made a stop at Doose's before heading back. Luke smirked at the Smurf stationary Lorelai had written the list on.

Milk
Soap
Pop tarts
Virgin sacrifice

He rolled his eyes at the last item.

"No virgin sacrifice?" Lorelai pouted, looking in the empty bag.

"They were out." Luke leaned against the counter watching Lorelai. She put the pop tarts in the cabinet. Grabbed the soap and set it near the sink. She opened the refrigerator and placed the milk in the top shelf, grabbing an apple before closing the door.

Luke's brows furrowed. He had never in his life seen Lorelai Gilmore eat any kind of fruit that hadn't been properly covered in sugar.

"What?" She asked. She glared at Luke. She looked down at the apple in her hands, her mouth suddenly turned into an 'O'.

"Lorelai?"

She set the apple down on the counter and went to Rory's room.

Luke only stared, afraid to ask what had just happened. A beat later, Lorelai came back out and grabbed the apple, then went back into Rory's room.

Luke stared for a moment, shook his head and made his way upstairs to bed. He was pretty sure he'd find out what was going on soon enough.

"And this means she's pregnant?"Sniff Jess asked. Rory sat at the end of the bed, watching Jess change Jacob's clothes. He put the now messy shirt - courtesy of Gerber's smashed carrots - in the diaper bag. Rory had come by late in the morning so Jess could sleep in. He no longer had a nasal voice but now sniffed every two seconds.

"I guess so. She's telling Luke now."

She watched as Jess began to play with Jacob. Rory assumed Jess had forgotten she was there, because the Jess she knew would never play peek-a-boo in front of another person, but there he was, making his son giggle relentlessly, appearing and disappearing behind his hands.

Jess caught Rory smiling at him out of the corner of his eye.

"What?" sniffHe asked.

"Nothing."

"Freak."sniff

"Luke?" Lorelai asked nervously. Luke had been very quiet for the majority of the walk back home.

"We're not naming it after a fruit or a rock star." Lorelai smiled, seeing his response as a good sign.

"Ziggy Stardust is a perfectly respectable name!" She said looking aghast.

"Says the same woman who thought Davey's middle name should have been Crocket."

"Which, by the way, would have been the perfect anecdote." She said.

"And when do you ever find yourself needing a Crocket anecdote?"

"Well…" Lorelai stared, "There was that thing…with the thing…it's not nice to question a pregnant woman. Who knows what crazy things my hormones could make me do."

"I'll try to remember that." He said, wrapping an arm and continuing the walk back to the house.

A/N: Fluffy? You bet, but you know you love it. So REVIEW bitches. I need 'em like Courtney Love needs a labotomy (please don't kill me, Courtney). I'll try and update sooner for the next chapter.