Chapter 5: Three Bosses, Three Brawls

Ched quickly instructed a builder to make as much kegs as he can. Ched gave five hundred gold to pay for it and then he went outside and got a clear look of the raiding. The bowlers and wizards quickly destroyed two gold mines and one elixir collector.

Ched: Come on! Defend!

George walked over to a bowler and threw him out into the docks where he rolled four times before splashing in the sea.

Chief: Wizards! Change targets and hit that giant first!

The wizards did just that, aiming spells towards George.

George: Not a chance!

George grabbed a bowler and threw it to the wizards smashing them to a nearby tree.

Wizards: OOF!

A wizard was sneaking by the town hall and started casting spells at it when he was tackled by Ched.

Wizard: WHAT!?

Ched jumped into his fighting stance when the wizard quickly threw a fireball at him. Ched jumped and then jump kicked the wizard and jumped back.

Wizard: ARG!

The wizard cast up three fireballs and shot them in an arrow formation towards Ched. Ched jumped up into a nearby tree and swinged over to the wizard and brought both of his feet up and kicked the wizard in the face!

Ched: Yeah!

The wizard back rolled and then muttered a some magic words as he cast up another fireball. Then as he shot the fireball, flaming arrows shot out of it rapidly.

Ched: (Ducking) WHOA!

Ched leg sweeped the wizard and then charged a front lash. He got the wizard accurately in the chest as the wizard's eyes opened wide and he was propelled backwards and slammed into a barrack. The wizard slumped down to the ground.

Ched: Didn't know magic people slump!

Ched grabbed the wizard and threw him out into the battlefield where a Bowler tripped on one and then his boulder smashed another Bowler.

Ched: Okay!

More Bowlers rushed towards more defenses which were a level two cannon and it was gone instantly.

AT THE ARCHER TOWER

Archer: I think those Bowlers are getting a little too close!

Other Archer: (Shooting an arrow) yeah but at least Abby is there!

Archer: Yep.

The archers were shooting at the wizards now and each of them was blasted into elixir. One of the archers landed a headshot on one of the Bowlers which produced a critical shot almost instant killing it.

AT CHODA

Ched punched a wizard off a rock and spin kicked another bowler. The wizard tried to punch Ched but Ched ducked and grabbed the wizard's arm and threw him over the Bowler.

Wizard: You-

Ched tornado kicked the wizard before he said what he wanted to said. The bowler was just about to smash Ched with his boulder when Barry whacked the boulder away with his sword. The bowler grabbed his boulder when Barry whacked the bowler's head with the sword and nearly decapitating it.

Ched: Ugh, Barry doesn't do that!

Barry: (Finishing off the bowler) why? It's fun!

Ched: Fun and disgusting!

Barry: Oh well, at least there are about six bowlers and two wizards left!

Ched's village was already one stared and the level three cannon was destroyed. The only defense left was no the archer tower. Abby climbed up the tower and joined the archers in defeating the wizards. The builder was finished with one keg and Ched grabbed it. Ched rolled it towards the two wizards killing them instantly.

Chief: NOOOOO!

Ched: Ha!

Chief: You'll pay for this!

Ched: Sure! Go ahead!

George kicked another bowler away and grabbed two bowlers and crumpled them to bits in his hand. Barry jumped on a bowler and stabbed his sword through the head and the next thing he knew, dark elixir was on his face.

Barry: AHHH!

Dark elixir has a secret substance in it that would harm any elixir made troops and only dark elixir troops were immune to it because they are made with dark elixir obviously.

Barry jumped into the sea and wiped off the dark elixir while the rest of the bowlers were finished off.

Chief: I'm not finished yet!

The chief ran towards Ched but Ched was ready for the attack and ducked and lashed with a powerful side punch.

Chief: UGH!

The chief rolled backwards and sneered with rage.

Chief: ARGGGGG!

The chief took out an iron machete and pointed it at Ched.

Ched: (Gulp)

The chief ran towards Ched so Ched tried to do the same thing he did to the last chief who had a wooden knife, jump to the side, use the tiger claw method, and force the knife into the torso. It was one of his dad's best tactic.

Chief: Prepare to get stabbed!

Ched: We'll see about that!

The chief forward thrust and Ched jumped to the right and pushed the machete on the arm.

Ched: Whoops!

Chief: (Holding his bleeding arm) OWWW!

Ched landed a tornado kick and then finished him off with a moon summersault kick. Ched already built a raft waiting for the chief, and he pushed it away with the chief. It was one of the ancient ways his dad told about. Stories, you could say.

Ched: I think it's time we pay a visit to Goblin Outpost!

Goblin Outpost is the third level of the goblin map but Ched is feeling confident.

AT GOBLIN OUTPOST

More goblins rushed into the town hall with three levels one cannons standing guard.

Ched: Let's do this!

Ched placed down all of his troops in a big group and they smashed the small wooden wall in just a few seconds!

Ched: Ha!

The goblin chief walked out of the town hall carrying his famous skull staff.

Goblin Chief: Ched! I have a surprise for you!

Ched: I really? What is it?

All of a sudden, Cofo walked out of the town hall too!

Cofo: ME!

Ched: WHAT!

Cofo: Yeah! It's me again!

Ched: Fine!

Ched called for Barry, Abby, and George to attack both of Cofo and the Goblin Chief.

Cofo: Get pass this first!

Cofo jumped up high in the air and landed a bunch of high professional kicks and punches.

Ched: Such a showoff!

George got to the first cannon and smashed it blowing it off and damaging the town hall a bit. The whole group of troops flooded in like stampede and those two cannons were in a heap of metal and wood in the next few moments. Now the only thing left was the town hall. All the troops rushed towards the town hall when the goblin chief grabbed his skull necklace and shouted for goblins. In an instant, thirty goblins rushed out of the forest each carrying wooden clubs.

Ched: Whoa!

Goblin Chief: Take all those puny troops down!

Abby immediately started shooting the goblins and successfully took down eight before they headed inside the rocky fort entrance.

George: Time for those goblins to be taught a lesson!

George punched four goblins out and then backed off before the goblins whacked him with their clubs. Barry charged towards the goblins and hit one and then backed off, hit one, backed off, and kept doing that. Ched double roundhouse kicked Cofo and Cofo howled in pain and he slammed into a wooden wall smashing it down to the ground instantly.

Cofo: Don't you have better things to do?

Ched: Yeah! How about a harder match?

Cofo: All right!

Cofo took out a spiked bat and smiled at Ched.

Cofo: NOW WE'RE EVEN!

Cofo ran out at Ched and nearly whacked Ched but Ched jumped back and held his hand in the air as he jumped back so he could minimize the damage. Ched ducked forward and leg sweeped Cofo causing Cofo to nearly land on his rear end.

Cofo: AHHG!

Cofo back rolled and threw his bat at Ched. Ched jumped over it and kicked it away.

Cofo: NOO!

Ched ran forward and tried to jump kick Cofo but he was grabbed by the Goblin Chief from behind. Cofo walked forward and was about to punch Ched when Abby shot him in the torso. Cofo rolled over to the side and removed the arrow. He was sort of still bleeding but he was still determined. Ched grabbed the Goblin Chief's arm, faced it upwards, and downward thrust it and then broke free.

Goblin Chief: How did you-

Ched landed a jumping spin tornado kick on him nearly knocking him out.

Ched: Another trick my dad does!

Ched jumped on the Goblin Chief's head and hanged on to it while he put his foot on the Goblin Chief's head.

Abby: Whoa!

Barry: (Slashing a Goblin's Head) Wow!

George: Awesome feat here!

Ched growled at the Goblin Chief and started punching his head over and over again before the Goblin Chief even had a chance to attack.

Cofo: I'LL KILL YOU FOR THIS!

Barry kicked Cofo in the side of the foot causing him to fall on his back.

Cofo: AHH!

Cofo screamed in angriness and pulled out a purple looking potion.

Ched: I knew it! You're gonna kill yourself!

Cofo: (Snickering)

Cofo drank the potion and immediately got slightly bigger and had a very mean face.

Cofo: WHAHAHAHAHAHAH! I just drank a rage potion!

Ched: NO WAY!

When the goblin chief ran at Ched with the staff, Ched spin back kicked him knocking him out.

Ched: It's on!

The goblins were almost killed but even so, the left over goblins retreated into the forest.

Cofo jumping spin kicked Ched, Ched blocked it and then leg sweeped Cofo. But just as Cofo tripped, he holded his hands down and bicycle kicked Ched nine times. Ched stumbled back but when Cofo ran at him, he got in a headstand and gyro spin kicked him fourteen times.

Cofo: ARRGGG!

Cofo ran out at Ched and then double kicked him and then smashed an uppercut on Ched nearly breaking his jawbone.

Ched: UNNNG!

Ched staggered back this time and then fell backwards.

Ched: Not yet!

Ched took out a keg he had and grabbed its contents. It was an emerald shaped bottle of emerald superwine.

Cofo: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH! You're gonna be drunk!

Ched: Exactly!

Cofo: Huh?!

Ched drank it rapidly spilling some on his chin and all of his troops stood there in awe. Abby nearly fainted when Barry quickly got her. Barry sort of blushed when he grabbed her too. Ched's face began to grow red and mean looking too. He ran out a Cofo with faster speed but then turned his back and then ran out to the goblin town hall. He walked over to a wooden wall and then smashed it into bits with his two fists two times!

Cofo: (Gulp)

Ched turned at Cofo and ran at Cofo and breathed out fire!

Ched: The contents from the superwine will have a fire effect to it!

Cofo: AHHHHHHHHHH!

Ched breathed out some more fire and it landed on Cofo's clothes. Cofo started rolling on the ground and Ched knew that was want he want him to do. Ched kicked Cofo with all his might and Cofo rolled over to a tree and slammed into it. Leaves fell down onto the unconscious Cofo.

Ched: Whew!

But then for some strange reason, Cofo jumped up again!

Ched: WHAT!? HOW?

Cofo: HAHAHAHAH! I drank a healing spell!

Ched grew furious with rage and he ran towards Cofo.

Cofo: WHA? AHHHH!

Cofo walked back and landed a few kicks on Ched but Ched deflected all of them and Ched dropped down and spined with his fists slamming into Cofo's torso.

Cofo: OUCH!

Cofo saw a wooden trunk nearby so he threw it at Ched. Ched smashed the wood with such furious movement that it seemed like nothing. Cofo saw his turn to run away. Abby got up and shot a single arrow at another nearby tree. The branch fell and tripped Cofo.

Cofo: OHAAHHH!

Cofo was picked up by Ched and was punched in the face over and over again by him. Cofo's nose was bleeding now.

Cofo: (Cough) (Cough) (Cough)

Cofo finally went down into unconsciousness again. Ched pushed him down to the ground. The superwine effect wearied off and Ched felt normal again.

Ched: Whew!

Ched nearly staggered to the ground but he was picked up by George.

George: How about a little ride home?

Ched: Now that is much better!

As Ched and George took the lead, his troops followed into the sunset.

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