Brodie sat listening to some sweet jazz when his phone buzzed. He thought nothing of it. It buzzed again. Maxwell was outside his house wanting to talk to him. Brodie thought about what Ian told him and texted Maxwell to come inside.
"Hey." Maxwell said. He was wearing that green jacket that he looks so good in.
"Hey." Brodie replied, thinking that letting him in was possibly a mistake. "How is the new iphone? Does it feel nice to be up to date with technology?"
"Honestly this phone is fucking worthless as long you still have me blocked on Twitter. I noticed in your absence in my life I talk to pretty much only you." Maxwell said.
"I will consider unblocking you. Let's take things slow, you really hurt me." Brodie replied.
"That's fair." Maxwell said as he smiled and stood up taller "So, we have a show on Wednesday, should I tell The Deli that we are canceling or do you still want to play it?"
"It's our first show with me in the band! I wouldn't want to miss it! Although if we could reschedule that would be great. My good friend Tim said he won't go because it starts so late and it's in Norman. I really want Tim to be there. He is so awesome to be around. His smile? Hot dang he is a cutie!" Brodie blushed.
"I agree! In the future we should consult Tim and book our shows around his work schedule. In the meantime, I think I could do something to make it up to you…" Maxwell raised his eyebrow.
"Oh god, if you are thinking what I'm thinking! Holy yes god yes!" Brodie screamed in excitement.
Moments later they were in the backseat of Maxwell's car in the parking lot of Subway. With Maxwell's tasty dong out, he started strumming his guitar. Brodie removed his pants and put the wiener inside him.
"This is my ultimate fantasy! I am so turned on right now!" Brodie moaned.
"A modern day warrior, mean, mean stride! Today's Tom Sawyer, mean, mean pride!" Maxwell sang, strumming loud.
The pushing got faster and more intense. The passion was felt.
"THOUGH HIS MIND IS NOT FOR RENT! DON'T PUT HIM DOWN AS ARROGANT!" Maxwell sang louder, feeling the climax coming.
"THE WORD IS, THE WORLD IS LOVE AND LIFE ARE DEEP!" Maxwell sang even louder, surely the people inside Subway could hear him!
Brodie felt the things inside him tense and quickly loosen. In the moment of orgasm, his mind went blank and he yelled the name of his one true love, even if he didn't know it at the time. "OH IAN!"
There was an awkward silence. Minutes passed. Brodie looked back and saw that Maxwell was quietly sobbing. Before Brodie could wrap his mind around what just happened, Maxwell got up out of the car and ran in a random direction.
Brodie sat in silence.