Planet Namek
"You see Vegeta? What did I tell you? Like a bitch" said Freeza beating the crap out Vegeta.
"We've got to do something!" Gohan cries out as Krillin held him back.
"We just have to wait until your dad gets here!" Krillin yells.
A bright light shines from the heavens as familiar music plays.
*You know it's the Mac Militant Comin' To Get On*
"HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA! NOW HOLD ON JUST A MINUTE PLAYA! YOU KNOW AS WELL AS I DO THAT VEGETA CAN NO LONGER FIGHT!" Teddy Long says before Freeza interupts him.
"Who...the...are you?" Freeza said confused.
"YOU WANNA FIGHT SO BADLY, THEN I'LL TELL YOU WHAT! WE'RE GOIN' DO THIS RIGHT" Teddy Long continued as the a crowd roared from seemingly nowhere.
"..." Freeza slowly lifts his arm and points his finger at the Godly General Manager of Existance.
"FREEZA YOU WILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH..." Teddy says before Freeza shoots him with a Death Beam. Teddy's head is tilt back before he resumes his announcement much to Freeza's surprise.
"FREEZA...TONIGHT YOU WILL GO ONE ON ONE WITH DA UNDERTAKERAH!" Teddy says as the fabric of reality tears open and Planet Namek going dark.
The gong rings as Undertaker's music plays.
"Did someone summon Porunga?" Gohan ask noting the darkness.
The Undertaker makes his entrance as Freeza blasted him with Deam Beams with no effect.
"What the hell is happening?" Freeza says.
The bell rings.
Undertaker punches Freeza over and over into a mountain side.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING!" Freeza yells trying to fight back before the Undertaker grabs his throat and jumps high into the sky.
"I thought wrestling was fake" Freeza says gasping for air before being driven down to Namek with a powerful chokeslam. The Undertaker does his throat cutting thing as Freeza gets up and is put back down with a Tombstone.
Freeza is defeated.
"What the fuck just happened" the entire cast of Dragon Ball Z says at the same time.
HOLLA HOLLA HOLLA!